ShawstinAu
@shawstinau.bsky.social
A guy who looks a bit like Bob Dylan.
Knows two words in Dutch (Hij/Hem)
Into music, video games, and maps and stuff
Music (Rock and Pop primarily) Pokemon, Zelda, Jeopardy
Knows two words in Dutch (Hij/Hem)
Into music, video games, and maps and stuff
Music (Rock and Pop primarily) Pokemon, Zelda, Jeopardy
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Goddamnit.
Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling - Hard Drive
WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court ruled on Friday that bounty hunter Samus Aran must surrender all suit power-ups prior to the start... Read the full masterpiece
hard-drive.net
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Goddamnit.
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daisy commercials imply that people are having entire sour cream themed parties. people are dipping chips and hamburgers and all kinds of things into sour cream. i bet the u.s. still owns a lot of those islands mostly made of guano deposits that we could give them for free. they’d love it
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
daisy commercials imply that people are having entire sour cream themed parties. people are dipping chips and hamburgers and all kinds of things into sour cream. i bet the u.s. still owns a lot of those islands mostly made of guano deposits that we could give them for free. they’d love it
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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Man, the cold rain in this specific month really hits different. Someone should write a song about that
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Man, the cold rain in this specific month really hits different. Someone should write a song about that
My condolences to the Blue Jays
You played a hell of a series and I would have happily accepted defeat from this team (okay more like I wouldn't have minded)
I wish y'all the best next season
You played a hell of a series and I would have happily accepted defeat from this team (okay more like I wouldn't have minded)
I wish y'all the best next season
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My condolences to the Blue Jays
You played a hell of a series and I would have happily accepted defeat from this team (okay more like I wouldn't have minded)
I wish y'all the best next season
You played a hell of a series and I would have happily accepted defeat from this team (okay more like I wouldn't have minded)
I wish y'all the best next season
Schools to cut down on gun violence by requiring kids to play Rock, Paper, Scissors on "Scissors" instead of "Shoot"
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Schools to cut down on gun violence by requiring kids to play Rock, Paper, Scissors on "Scissors" instead of "Shoot"
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drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
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oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness
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had no idea Dan Marino was Italian, always thought he was from here
October 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
had no idea Dan Marino was Italian, always thought he was from here
Russian version of The Devil Went Down to Georgia where he finds a guy named Iovane and challenges him to a Chonguri contest
October 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Russian version of The Devil Went Down to Georgia where he finds a guy named Iovane and challenges him to a Chonguri contest
I Wish if Skee-Lo was from Boston:
I wish I was a little bit tawllah
I wish I was a bawllah
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would cawll heh
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six-four Impawlah
I wish I was a little bit tawllah
I wish I was a bawllah
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would cawll heh
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six-four Impawlah
September 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I Wish if Skee-Lo was from Boston:
I wish I was a little bit tawllah
I wish I was a bawllah
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would cawll heh
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six-four Impawlah
I wish I was a little bit tawllah
I wish I was a bawllah
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would cawll heh
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six-four Impawlah
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
September 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
Nothing like having a tired out bit in one friend group get a load of fresh new laughs in another friend group.
September 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Nothing like having a tired out bit in one friend group get a load of fresh new laughs in another friend group.
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9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>
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ham sandwiches gotta be so mad today fr. they get indicted for merely existing, yet salami sandwiches can hit a cop and get off scot free
I believe it was salami
August 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
ham sandwiches gotta be so mad today fr. they get indicted for merely existing, yet salami sandwiches can hit a cop and get off scot free
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I threw the sandwich
But I did not do a felony 🎶
But I did not do a felony 🎶
August 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I threw the sandwich
But I did not do a felony 🎶
But I did not do a felony 🎶
I love telling my coworkers I was born after 9/11
They look in their eyes as they feel their age is great every time. Love it
It's also completely false, I was born in the 90s. I remember getting pulled out of school
But I'm just young enough for it to be believable to them
They look in their eyes as they feel their age is great every time. Love it
It's also completely false, I was born in the 90s. I remember getting pulled out of school
But I'm just young enough for it to be believable to them
August 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I love telling my coworkers I was born after 9/11
They look in their eyes as they feel their age is great every time. Love it
It's also completely false, I was born in the 90s. I remember getting pulled out of school
But I'm just young enough for it to be believable to them
They look in their eyes as they feel their age is great every time. Love it
It's also completely false, I was born in the 90s. I remember getting pulled out of school
But I'm just young enough for it to be believable to them
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There's a new chicken strip restaurant chain in town and they are SOOOOO insecure about how everyone probably thinks of them as Off Brand Raising Cane's
Doesn't help that Layne's rhymes with Cane's
"Originator not Imitator"
"Dare 2 Compare"
"94>96" (The years each started)
It's actually sad
Doesn't help that Layne's rhymes with Cane's
"Originator not Imitator"
"Dare 2 Compare"
"94>96" (The years each started)
It's actually sad
August 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
There's a new chicken strip restaurant chain in town and they are SOOOOO insecure about how everyone probably thinks of them as Off Brand Raising Cane's
Doesn't help that Layne's rhymes with Cane's
"Originator not Imitator"
"Dare 2 Compare"
"94>96" (The years each started)
It's actually sad
Doesn't help that Layne's rhymes with Cane's
"Originator not Imitator"
"Dare 2 Compare"
"94>96" (The years each started)
It's actually sad