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November 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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gingerbearart.bsky.social
The council convenes once more
#deathblart
Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago." Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us." Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin." Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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Mr. Do's Wild Ride
Source: Amusement Life 16 (April 1984)
Scan Source: DFJustin (Internet Archive)

#retrogaming #arcadegaming
Mr. Do's Wild Ride
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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noahgervais.bsky.social
Death of the Author: An Alan Wake Series Retrospective

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Death of the Author: An Alan Wake Series Retrospective
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November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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duckvalentine.bsky.social
A BIRD JUST THREW A THREATENING LETTER AT ME?!?!?
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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witchazard.bsky.social
don't even think about what's right or wrong, or wrong or right cuz in the end it's only you and me 🩷💚

#lesbian #monsterhearts #oc
Drawing of Bianca (left) and Sam (right) cuddled up next to each other giggling while Bianca laughs at something on Sam's phone. Sam is looking at Bianca endearingly. There's doodles all over the page as well as texts shared between them to show their silly dynamic in a very scrap book style organization There are a couple of wolf motifs to portray Bianca's werewolf, but she is gentle towards Sam On the bottom left shows what's on Sam's phone that had Bianca laughing and its just them with a potato snapchat filter On the bottom right, Bianca took a film photograph of Sam at an exaggerated forehead angle with a lipstick mark on her forehead as Sam looks at Bianca with a lot of love, unaware what Bianca is doing
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
shenanigami.bsky.social
@vinnycaravella.bsky.social pick up the pepper grinder
wsj.com The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · Oct 31
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.

🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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lolennui.bsky.social
sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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lackingsaint.bsky.social
every parade has the right to exist
October 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
shenanigami.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
A Photoshop of a post office advert showing a dog wearing a mailman's shoes while it bites his mailbag. The text reads "those are my shoes give them back you are a dog they don't even fit"
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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mobydickatsea.bsky.social
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee
September 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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fromthewestmeadow.com
September 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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theallergygrrl.bsky.social
really loving being trans in america rn
POETRY FOUNDATION Having a Great Time Being Transgender in America Lately BY JACKIE SABBAGH It is day infinity of everyone wanting me dead. People are having fun bringing lemon squares and automatic artillery to the anti-trans community meetings. Divorced legislators harangue about pedophile cults and surgeried infants and what ever happened to forever ago. I am more beautiful than you and I would like to be loved. I am getting concerned about the monomaniacs who make their entire lives about deadnaming and transvestigations: obviously it's working but aren't you exhausted, don't you remember when someone loved you without knowing what you were? I am eating shortbread on a patio table overlooking the enormous green ocean. Somewhere an octopus is being eaten by an octopus and not panicking. Black dress to the floor, red acrylic nails, silver teardrop earrings, waterproof mascara. I am excited to do this for the rest of my life and be terrified. I hear a noise behind me and I don't turn around Source: Poetry (June 2024)
August 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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chimeracauldron.bsky.social
assorted attempts to draw moe men
August 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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oocbiffo.bsky.social
Beano #2105, Nov 20, 1982
Biffo's nephews creep in through his window to find him sleeping in his disgusting fleshy pink armchair. Uh... he is sleeping, right? NEPHEW: Ah! Uncle Biffo's sleeping.
August 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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chasin.bsky.social
Showing children of the future the unacceptable hair rendering on the left to explain why we had to get rid of the rainforest.
August 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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hannahvardit.bsky.social
hi this is my favorite writing advice, it's from former simpsons writer john swartzwelder (i think about the crappy little elf all the time) www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
screengrab of a portion of new yorker interview with former simpson's writer john swartzwelder: Mike Sacks: How much time and attention did you spend on these scripts? Another “Simpsons” writer once compared your scripts to finely tuned machines—if the wrong person mucked with them, the whole thing could blow up. Swartzwelder: All of my time and all of my attention. It’s the only way I know how to write, darn it. But I do have a trick that makes things easier for me. Since writing is very hard and rewriting is comparatively easy and rather fun, I always write my scripts all the way through as fast as I can, the first day, if possible, putting in crap jokes and pattern dialogue—“Homer, I don’t want you to do that.” “Then I won’t do it.” Then the next day, when I get up, the script’s been written. It’s lousy, but it’s a script. The hard part is done. It’s like a crappy little elf has snuck into my office and badly done all my work for me, and then left with a tip of his crappy hat. All I have to do from that point on is fix it. So I’ve taken a very hard job, writing, and turned it into an easy one, rewriting, overnight. I advise all writers to do their scripts and other writing this way. And be sure to send me a small royalty every time you do it.
August 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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delaneyking.bsky.social
Blood for the blood test!

-chaos phlebotomist
August 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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dungeonbitch.bsky.social
August 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
you can use one skill point to unlock the hints system. you will regularly get advice on how to make vodka sauce pasta, shrimp scampi, apple risotto, etc. 10 skill points will unlock the hints system relevant to this game. 20 skill points will unlock the slow cook barbecue hints system.
August 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM