CreativeMess
@shesacreativemess.bsky.social
cynical optimist with no patience • lover of all dogs • probably watching sports or working out • runs on strong coffee & sarcasm
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January 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
No, I don't want to see a picture of your cat.
Your dog, on the other hand, is another story...
Your dog, on the other hand, is another story...
December 28, 2024 at 2:59 PM
No, I don't want to see a picture of your cat.
Your dog, on the other hand, is another story...
Your dog, on the other hand, is another story...
Ready for the big man ...
December 25, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Ready for the big man ...
There's no more perfect Christmas shirt for me! 🎄
December 24, 2024 at 4:22 PM
There's no more perfect Christmas shirt for me! 🎄
Sorry Bluesky, I forget you're over here sometimes... it's so quiet. 😴
December 23, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Sorry Bluesky, I forget you're over here sometimes... it's so quiet. 😴
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Muppet christmas carol taught me that the only time I feel anything is when I see a coughing frog puppet on crutches
December 22, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Muppet christmas carol taught me that the only time I feel anything is when I see a coughing frog puppet on crutches
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I only responded because I was bored
-A choose your own adventure novel
-A choose your own adventure novel
December 21, 2024 at 11:02 AM
I only responded because I was bored
-A choose your own adventure novel
-A choose your own adventure novel
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I'm a little hurt I've never been recruited for a cult.
December 20, 2024 at 4:58 PM
I'm a little hurt I've never been recruited for a cult.
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A group of people deep-throating is called a gaggle.
December 20, 2024 at 6:46 PM
A group of people deep-throating is called a gaggle.
December 20, 2024 at 5:59 PM
The apron goes on once a year for making Christmas goodies 🎄
December 19, 2024 at 4:46 PM
The apron goes on once a year for making Christmas goodies 🎄
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*sipping coffee in a quiet house with a dog sleeping on my lap* welp, my day has already peaked
December 19, 2024 at 11:45 AM
*sipping coffee in a quiet house with a dog sleeping on my lap* welp, my day has already peaked
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there should be more christmas songs about vengeance
December 18, 2024 at 5:53 PM
there should be more christmas songs about vengeance
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What base is it if I only jingle some of the way, but I also throw in some butt stuff?
December 18, 2024 at 7:57 PM
What base is it if I only jingle some of the way, but I also throw in some butt stuff?
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A large group of strangers is called a nightmare.
October 2, 2023 at 8:00 PM
A large group of strangers is called a nightmare.
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Pro Tip: If you buy your tree AFTER Christmas, they’re way cheaper.
December 18, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Pro Tip: If you buy your tree AFTER Christmas, they’re way cheaper.
December 18, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Guys, someone needs to come get me. My heated seats & steering wheel feel too good. I can't get out of my car.
December 18, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Guys, someone needs to come get me. My heated seats & steering wheel feel too good. I can't get out of my car.
There's never enough coffee on Wednesdays... 😩
December 18, 2024 at 11:53 AM
There's never enough coffee on Wednesdays... 😩
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she identifies as a Xmas tree... Lit on the outside, dead on the inside and she also like balls
December 18, 2024 at 12:03 AM
she identifies as a Xmas tree... Lit on the outside, dead on the inside and she also like balls