"Luigi's Manifesto" is such an awesome combination of words.

People—universally, and without exception—love car-free commercial streets.

Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'

i get it. i played lethal company ONCE and now i can’t stop stealing engines and road signs from local warehouses

I think Luigi was taking the fall for someone else. Coincidentally has anyone else noticed that Mario is Missing?

If the killer played Among Us and that drove him to kill according to the media, then considering how well that game sold, every healthcare CEO should be rightfully shitting themselves.

Dear media. Luigi was in pain. His mother was in pain. The insurance company denied their claims. He got very, very angry at someone who had to know eventually, someone would snap, and he ended that CEO. Unalived. Gone. That's the story. Fuck the video game manifesto bullshit, seriously. Grow up.

can't stop laughing at "Mangione played a game about assassins called Among Us". hope if i ever snap there are headlines like "she played a game about killing the pope called Final Fantasy XIV Online: Heavensward"

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?