You will be visited by three spirits

The spirits:

b̶̗̠̤̙̺̰̙͇͆̀̒̍̀̂́̕ả̶̡̛̛̛̛͎͔̟̯̤͑̈͐̌̈́̄̓͆̓͛̎͌͛͋͑̆̇̄͐͋̋͊̓̋̊͐̍͗̓͒̆̊̓̂͆̀̾̇̑̈́́͊̾̚͘͘̚̕͝͝͠s̷̢̢̢̧̡̝͖̮͉̰̯̫̮̪̳̲͕̯̟͉̮͚̙͚͓͕̫̣̦͔͓̺̫̻̤̲͆͒̾͂͌̐̑͊̈́͒͛̆̊̍̌͛̇̇̍̾͗̎͐͑̆͒̓̀́̏͊̓̈́͋̓̐͂͘͜͝͝͠͝͝e̴̡̡̡̘̲̺̥͎̥̭͙̲̪̱͔̞͔̠͖̞̞̦̱͉̤̭̼̗͖̥͕͕͙̦̹̠͙͓̤̰͎̼̱̪̹͉̱̞͉̯̠̜͎͙̗͖̣͒̊̒̌͒͗̓̀͗͒͐̽̈̔̑̆͑͑̆̀̀̒̉̿̕̕͜͜͜ͅͅb̷̧̡̪̺̯̱͍͚̻͕̗̬͓̞̈́̈́̽̋̑̈́͒̓́̒̓̇̀̾̕͝a̶̧̢̦͕̗͔͓͙̦̜̬̯̟͉̪̱̮̲͍̻̹͓͍̪̦̥͎̩̫͉͈͙̰̹̞̯̭͔̩̹͛̅͗̑̂̋̍͌͒́̈̆̚͜ͅͅḻ̵̢̢̧̢̨̧̟̗̖̰͇̦̺͕̫̖͈͎͈̪̺̗͚̖̱͎̞͚̥͇̺̱̜͛̃̀̂̾̆̈͝ͅļ̴̧̨̬͔̱͎̳̬͉̘̝̻̹͔͓͍͈̙̣̳̝̗͙͉̬̭̦̗̥̜̠̘̯̯͖̜̠̦̱̰̱̮̤̣̥̼̯̞̉

sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting

that was baseball history

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

it's called the switch 2 because you switch 2 degrees and walk away

blasting the Mortal Kombat theme so I can trick my brain into thinking that changing cat litter will help save the Earthrealm

that’s right

the "rearranging all your furniture will cure your depression" feelings are creeping back

Anxious laughter

It was a friend's Valheim server instead. Violent nesting confirmed

Two new entries to beloved franchises (Furiosa and Alien: Romulus) but keeping with previous traditions of Three Billboards/films on a flight that changed me, I Saw the TV Glow is my film of the year. Nothing stuck with me like this did. Nauseatingly powerful and haunting.

Happily nestled into the roomba’s charging port, hissing loudly whenever it tries to dock.

This mass twitter exodus is warming my heart. Like we're all huddled around a little internet campfire trying to figure out wtf to do

okay i'll bite. who is mike tyson?

Aaron Boone looks like an older, angrier Andy Serkis. He's protected by the Yankees rule against beards from having a mirror universe evil goatee

What is it about the weather getting colder that makes me want to start a new Minecraft world? Some bizarre misplaced nesting instincts?

Anybody got any fun Halloween music that isn't the Monster Mash? Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, obvi

Finally watching Killer Klowns from Outer Space and my god these cops can't get killed fast enough. Comically horrible people

the 'house of usher' series on netflix is good. two central themes:
1a. dynastic, towering wealth is an obscenity that exists against life itself
1b. watching the wealthy and powerful die horrible, painful deaths is cathartic and enjoyable
2. edgar allen poe wrote great stories and poems

my cats when anyone who doesn't live here comes over

Breast Breast
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