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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
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I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you
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The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
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What could go wrong
Breaking News: Paramount is buying The Free Press for $150 million and appointing Bari Weiss, the news site's co-founder, as the editor in chief of CBS News. nyti.ms/4gUnu5D
October 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
What could go wrong
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What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
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The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
August 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
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Expand the playoffs @MLB
The Colorado Rockies have been eliminated from playoff contention
August 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Expand the playoffs @MLB
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You can recite facts at these people—that the homeless are a result of policy choices, that they are more likely to be the victims of crime than to commit it—but none of that can erase these guys’ real grievance against the homeless, which is that their suffering provokes a sense of guilt.
August 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You can recite facts at these people—that the homeless are a result of policy choices, that they are more likely to be the victims of crime than to commit it—but none of that can erase these guys’ real grievance against the homeless, which is that their suffering provokes a sense of guilt.
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wtf did u call me
August 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
wtf did u call me
Get me out of this timeline
July 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Get me out of this timeline
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We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
July 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
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they don't let women have big pockets because they know we will pick up birds and put them in there
June 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
they don't let women have big pockets because they know we will pick up birds and put them in there
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"hey 35 to 50 year old newsreading liberals what was the run-up to the iraq war like" is the most precision crafted bait possible on this website
I was too young to be ware of the Iraq invasion debate but was it this degree of stupid? It can't have been this stupid.
June 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"hey 35 to 50 year old newsreading liberals what was the run-up to the iraq war like" is the most precision crafted bait possible on this website
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I'm so scared of cities. All those buildings so close to each other. You can go to the movie theater and a restaurant and the park while walking, in defiance of God. There are people you haven't met before. Sometimes there's a dog in a jacket
June 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm so scared of cities. All those buildings so close to each other. You can go to the movie theater and a restaurant and the park while walking, in defiance of God. There are people you haven't met before. Sometimes there's a dog in a jacket
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
*screams*
Breaking News: The U.S. will no longer recommend the Covid vaccine for healthy children or healthy pregnant women, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said.
U.S. Will No Longer Recommend Covid Shots for Children and Pregnant Women
www.nytimes.com
May 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
*screams*
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bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured
May 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured
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A passenger with a confirmed case of measles traveled through DIA and stayed at a Denver hotel last week before catching another flight, public health officials said tonight. via @denverpost.com www.denverpost.com/2025/05/22/d...
Passenger with measles traveled through DIA, stayed at Denver hotel, officials say
An out-of-state traveler with a confirmed case of measles traveled through Denver International Airport and stayed at a nearby hotel last week before catching another flight, public health official…
www.denverpost.com
May 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Happy conclave day to all who celebrate
May 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Happy conclave day to all who celebrate
*heart eyes*
Pedro Pascal accuses J.K. Rowling of "heinous loser behavior" for her celebratory post following a U.K. court decision that did not recognize transgender women as women.
'The Last of Us' star Pedro Pascal calls J.K. Rowling's anti-trans social post 'heinous'
Rowling posted a photo of herself celebrating on X after the U.K. Supreme Court did not recognize transgender women as women under the country's Equality Act.
nbcnews.to
April 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
*heart eyes*
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Every group underrepresented in academia is underrepresented because that group is statistically less likely to be qualified for professorship. Except for conservatives, who are the victims of unseen systemic bias in hiring.
The conservative movement has turned against reality on every scientific issue of our time, from gun violence to climate change to epidemiology.
If campuses are ideologically homogenous, it's not because academia has ostracized conservatives. It's because conservatives have ostracized academia.
If campuses are ideologically homogenous, it's not because academia has ostracized conservatives. It's because conservatives have ostracized academia.
April 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Every group underrepresented in academia is underrepresented because that group is statistically less likely to be qualified for professorship. Except for conservatives, who are the victims of unseen systemic bias in hiring.
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No, actually, we shouldn't just let the government violently attack people on the streets and disappear them into foreign gulags. We should try to stop them.
April 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
No, actually, we shouldn't just let the government violently attack people on the streets and disappear them into foreign gulags. We should try to stop them.