sid 🦋🌸🪻
@sidoniegabrielle.bsky.social
2000 years of age ???. just found some spiders in my overalls pocket, helping them thrive with Wii Sports Gambling
logged back in after months of inactivity to ask carrot weather if their topical joke had the wrong kelce brother as a joke, or if their comedy writers just validly legit forgot which NFL kelce taylor swift is engaged to.
i forgot to check whether carrot weather has a bluesky.
... they don't.
i forgot to check whether carrot weather has a bluesky.
... they don't.
August 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
logged back in after months of inactivity to ask carrot weather if their topical joke had the wrong kelce brother as a joke, or if their comedy writers just validly legit forgot which NFL kelce taylor swift is engaged to.
i forgot to check whether carrot weather has a bluesky.
... they don't.
i forgot to check whether carrot weather has a bluesky.
... they don't.
what's it like being able to remove makeup while simultaneously having eyesight
April 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
what's it like being able to remove makeup while simultaneously having eyesight
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“Scat never refuses anything.” From Rich Cat, Poor Cat by Bernard Waber, 1963.
April 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“Scat never refuses anything.” From Rich Cat, Poor Cat by Bernard Waber, 1963.
i always find it really highlights journalistic excellence and a commitment to speaking the truth when you mute the microphone of the comedian that was going to be at the celebration of journalists
March 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i always find it really highlights journalistic excellence and a commitment to speaking the truth when you mute the microphone of the comedian that was going to be at the celebration of journalists
this morning i will mentally hype up my own intellect and ability, just really feel like i know so much and could accomplish anything, and then proceed to my next thought, "i should wear my magnetic eyelashes to the optometrist appointment"
March 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
this morning i will mentally hype up my own intellect and ability, just really feel like i know so much and could accomplish anything, and then proceed to my next thought, "i should wear my magnetic eyelashes to the optometrist appointment"
have wanted to be featured in the atlantic for many years. always thought it would take a lot of education and experience in journalism. realising now that actually all i need is 7 gin & tonics and a signal group chat about acts of war, i am currently throwing out all my books and burning my essays
March 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
have wanted to be featured in the atlantic for many years. always thought it would take a lot of education and experience in journalism. realising now that actually all i need is 7 gin & tonics and a signal group chat about acts of war, i am currently throwing out all my books and burning my essays
fatally crushes you with its gentlest loving hug what can i say
March 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
fatally crushes you with its gentlest loving hug what can i say
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you often see partisan political cheerleading compared to sports, but most sports fans i've met usually have some opinions about the tactics of their favorite team, or are even willing to criticize the management when they make bad calls. political cheerleaders are less sophisticated than that
March 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
you often see partisan political cheerleading compared to sports, but most sports fans i've met usually have some opinions about the tactics of their favorite team, or are even willing to criticize the management when they make bad calls. political cheerleaders are less sophisticated than that
these are pertinent questions by the lincoln project, but i cannot help being reminded heavily of those Class Discussion Questions that were at the end of every school-appropriate piece of literature, the ones you would receive for homework photocopied to oblivion
2. Why did Hegseth copy war planning information from the military computer systems onto a Signal chat?
3. Hegseth needs to explain why he thought all those people needed the war plans? On MSNBC Goldberg indicated the Sec of Treasury was in the chat…. Why?
3. Hegseth needs to explain why he thought all those people needed the war plans? On MSNBC Goldberg indicated the Sec of Treasury was in the chat…. Why?
March 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
these are pertinent questions by the lincoln project, but i cannot help being reminded heavily of those Class Discussion Questions that were at the end of every school-appropriate piece of literature, the ones you would receive for homework photocopied to oblivion
i think search engine sales promotions hate unstable me bc what do you do with a frugal prepper. "she's absolutely insane and making a go bag but she only looked up two things to make sure what she already owned was correct. she won't click on a single weird survivalist product no matter what we do"
March 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
i think search engine sales promotions hate unstable me bc what do you do with a frugal prepper. "she's absolutely insane and making a go bag but she only looked up two things to make sure what she already owned was correct. she won't click on a single weird survivalist product no matter what we do"
been returning to some music music i last heard when i was little. i can't believe i've been so angry for so long, and didn't spend ANY of that time recalling how hard pete seeger pro-union songs go
March 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
been returning to some music music i last heard when i was little. i can't believe i've been so angry for so long, and didn't spend ANY of that time recalling how hard pete seeger pro-union songs go
thank you apple news + editors for focusing on what truly matters in this cultural moment
March 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
thank you apple news + editors for focusing on what truly matters in this cultural moment
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You know things are fucked up when the blue wave emoji accounts and the communist Garfield accounts are exactly as pissed off about the exact same thing for the exact same reason
March 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You know things are fucked up when the blue wave emoji accounts and the communist Garfield accounts are exactly as pissed off about the exact same thing for the exact same reason
am i training an AI when i tell the Captcha i know which picture contains an object that tastes sweet so that i'm human enough to buy my own jacket?
and if so, what am i training this lil guy for?
and if so, what am i training this lil guy for?
March 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
am i training an AI when i tell the Captcha i know which picture contains an object that tastes sweet so that i'm human enough to buy my own jacket?
and if so, what am i training this lil guy for?
and if so, what am i training this lil guy for?
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Putting, “Comedian,” in my bio so people know up front that I’m not funny.
February 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Putting, “Comedian,” in my bio so people know up front that I’m not funny.
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but yes let's all keep laughing at cis dudes' joking that one of the EOs declared all americans women at conception
because it's so funny, that ironic incorrectness, even as actual identity documents of trans people get rewritten and removed
because it's so funny, that ironic incorrectness, even as actual identity documents of trans people get rewritten and removed
Hunter Schafer’s Passport Gender Changed After Anti-Trans Trump Order
‘F-ck This Administration’
‘F-ck This Administration’
Hunter Schafer's Passport Gender Changed After Anti-Trans Trump Order: 'F-ck This Administration'
Hunter Schafer's passport gender marker was changed as a result of Donald Trump's executive order targeting trans people through government agencies.
rollingstone.com
February 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
but yes let's all keep laughing at cis dudes' joking that one of the EOs declared all americans women at conception
because it's so funny, that ironic incorrectness, even as actual identity documents of trans people get rewritten and removed
because it's so funny, that ironic incorrectness, even as actual identity documents of trans people get rewritten and removed
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"I won't get Long Knives'd, I'm smarter and better at collaborating"
February 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"I won't get Long Knives'd, I'm smarter and better at collaborating"
this is hell on several levels but it also is objectively funny from an atlantic city casino perspective
February 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
this is hell on several levels but it also is objectively funny from an atlantic city casino perspective
@thenewmexican.bsky.social aye let me subscribe to your newspaper just digitally. i would love a print copy but am WAY out of your delivery radius. but i like your paper and want to subscribe
February 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
@thenewmexican.bsky.social aye let me subscribe to your newspaper just digitally. i would love a print copy but am WAY out of your delivery radius. but i like your paper and want to subscribe
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it's so funny when pets have the same mental illnesses as you. why does my cat have an anxiety disorder
January 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
it's so funny when pets have the same mental illnesses as you. why does my cat have an anxiety disorder
stuff such as scratch my hand for slightly moving when her lil hand is atop mine 💕
When my cat puts her paw on top of my hand, it really makes up for a lot of the stuff she’s done 🥹
January 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
stuff such as scratch my hand for slightly moving when her lil hand is atop mine 💕
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
sprinkle idk she's just my gal shes adorable
January 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM
sprinkle idk she's just my gal shes adorable