Sarah Plain and Dry
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love this ad for microsoft copilot featuring the most abhorrent looking AI image of a cheeseburger imaginable
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April 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
love this ad for microsoft copilot featuring the most abhorrent looking AI image of a cheeseburger imaginable
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April 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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My least favorite news stories are going to be “these white women voted for trump and now look at their shitty lives.”
February 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
My least favorite news stories are going to be “these white women voted for trump and now look at their shitty lives.”
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the current head of the FBI has 8 separate appearances on this show
White nationalist Lana Lokteff says we have to "repeal the Civil Rights Act" to stop black people from invading "all our white spaces": "All of this because they couldn't drink [from] the same water fountain or use the same toilet. Was it really that big of a deal?"
February 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
the current head of the FBI has 8 separate appearances on this show
It's so pretty!! 😍
BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
January 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
It's so pretty!! 😍
I think many women are so used to contorting their behavior to please their partners, it simply doesn't compute that he isn't willing to change his own. So when she requests some basic consideration and he ignores it, she thinks it must be her failure to ask "correctly."
January 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I think many women are so used to contorting their behavior to please their partners, it simply doesn't compute that he isn't willing to change his own. So when she requests some basic consideration and he ignores it, she thinks it must be her failure to ask "correctly."
I am an American who knows who Robbie Williams is, ENTIRELY because 20+ yrs ago, I saw one of his videos on this MTV show where a group of people would watch new music videos and rate them. For some reason I remember his video (not bc I particularly enjoyed it). And that's it.
January 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I am an American who knows who Robbie Williams is, ENTIRELY because 20+ yrs ago, I saw one of his videos on this MTV show where a group of people would watch new music videos and rate them. For some reason I remember his video (not bc I particularly enjoyed it). And that's it.
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A perfect comic panel.
January 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A perfect comic panel.
A great way to say that you don't understand Jeopardy without saying that you don't understand Jeopardy is to make a big deal about someone winning by only one point/dollar.
January 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
A great way to say that you don't understand Jeopardy without saying that you don't understand Jeopardy is to make a big deal about someone winning by only one point/dollar.
A couple days ago I was reading a Reddit post by a guy from an unnamed southern state, who assumed that the woman he was regularly ejaculating into would know how to prevent pregnancy, because she already had two children
blaming “the south” for our country’s many ills is like, Bush-era liberal politics. leave that shit to Bill Maher
January 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
A couple days ago I was reading a Reddit post by a guy from an unnamed southern state, who assumed that the woman he was regularly ejaculating into would know how to prevent pregnancy, because she already had two children
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I feel like I know about half the words in this headline.
January 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I feel like I know about half the words in this headline.
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Groundbreaking coverage from The Times.
January 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Groundbreaking coverage from The Times.
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The election should be certified because that's the genuine (depressing, horrendous, inexcusable) result, but:
I am in my 40s and in my lifetime there has never been a single example of Republicans following Democrats' good example. They have always just come up with new ways to grab/abuse power.
I am in my 40s and in my lifetime there has never been a single example of Republicans following Democrats' good example. They have always just come up with new ways to grab/abuse power.
I spent January 6 with Democrats who hoped to set an example by voting to certify the election. Elissa Slotkin told me, "It's the same thing we teach second graders when they play tee ball: You respect the winner and you shake hands."
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Democrats grin and bear it as they set example for Republicans on January 6
‘I can feel proud that we’re acting as constitutional patriots,’ Representative Jamie Raskin tells Eric Garcia on the four-year anniversary of the Capitol riot
www.independent.co.uk
January 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The election should be certified because that's the genuine (depressing, horrendous, inexcusable) result, but:
I am in my 40s and in my lifetime there has never been a single example of Republicans following Democrats' good example. They have always just come up with new ways to grab/abuse power.
I am in my 40s and in my lifetime there has never been a single example of Republicans following Democrats' good example. They have always just come up with new ways to grab/abuse power.
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Yez, i thenk i hav bin as goode as annyone coulde axpekt of me in theeztryingtimes.
December 13, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Yez, i thenk i hav bin as goode as annyone coulde axpekt of me in theeztryingtimes.
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It's the question that has all of America buzzing.
Was this half-billion-year-old wrinkled sack with no anus, previously believed to be our earliest ancestor, actually a baby penis worm? defector.com/was-this-hal...
Was This Half-Billion-Year-Old Wrinkled Sack With No Anus, Previously Believed To Be Our Earliest Ancestor, Actually A Baby Penis Worm? | Defector
Researchers wondered how a bag with a mouth but no anus could have moved around its environment or managed to eat.
defector.com
December 9, 2024 at 5:07 PM
It's the question that has all of America buzzing.
Buddy, no. Buddy, I'm just sitting down for a few minutes to do this one thing. I don't have time for you to cuddle with me, I'll have to get back up and disturb you and I'll hate myself. Please don't. Buddy, please don't.
Sigh
Sigh
December 9, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Buddy, no. Buddy, I'm just sitting down for a few minutes to do this one thing. I don't have time for you to cuddle with me, I'll have to get back up and disturb you and I'll hate myself. Please don't. Buddy, please don't.
Sigh
Sigh
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this is so perfect youve gotta think it was intentional
December 6, 2024 at 2:57 PM
this is so perfect youve gotta think it was intentional
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I wake up to realize that I have been given a precious gift: another day of life. And with that gift I vow to do what I always do: the two or three easiest things on my to-do list and also look at this phone all day.
December 6, 2024 at 2:39 PM
I wake up to realize that I have been given a precious gift: another day of life. And with that gift I vow to do what I always do: the two or three easiest things on my to-do list and also look at this phone all day.
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When people say “most Americans are happy with their health insurance until they need it”, isn’t that just another way of saying “most Americans don’t realize their health insurance fucking sucks”?
Hm that’s one way to put it NPR
December 6, 2024 at 10:11 PM
When people say “most Americans are happy with their health insurance until they need it”, isn’t that just another way of saying “most Americans don’t realize their health insurance fucking sucks”?
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Hm that’s one way to put it NPR
December 6, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Hm that’s one way to put it NPR
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why is our dogwalker the ansel adams of dog photography
December 5, 2024 at 8:30 PM
why is our dogwalker the ansel adams of dog photography
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Tru loaves
December 6, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Tru loaves
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The pain is so real. If you’re more upset about mean jokes than the suffering fueling them, you are deeply out of touch
December 5, 2024 at 12:45 AM
The pain is so real. If you’re more upset about mean jokes than the suffering fueling them, you are deeply out of touch