Emily Schaffhausen
@sillyemily.bsky.social
Shrill feminist killjoy. Lover of music, cooking, wine, my pets, my kids & crappy puns. Vaccinate your damn kids! She/Her #CHDAwareness
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Two peanuts were walking down a long dark alley....
One was a salted.
One was a salted.
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👋 Hi, I’m Dr. Sarah, founder of Nutrivore!
Nutrivore isn’t a diet—it’s a free nutrient and food database.
Imagine if we all learned basic nutrition in school, like math and grammar. Public health would transform!
Follow to build that foundation and make nourishing choices with confidence.
Nutrivore isn’t a diet—it’s a free nutrient and food database.
Imagine if we all learned basic nutrition in school, like math and grammar. Public health would transform!
Follow to build that foundation and make nourishing choices with confidence.
February 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
👋 Hi, I’m Dr. Sarah, founder of Nutrivore!
Nutrivore isn’t a diet—it’s a free nutrient and food database.
Imagine if we all learned basic nutrition in school, like math and grammar. Public health would transform!
Follow to build that foundation and make nourishing choices with confidence.
Nutrivore isn’t a diet—it’s a free nutrient and food database.
Imagine if we all learned basic nutrition in school, like math and grammar. Public health would transform!
Follow to build that foundation and make nourishing choices with confidence.
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Just trying to imagine a president prior to 2016 ordering the revocation of a network’s broadcast license.
After watching 60 Minutes tonight, Trump calls on FCC Chair Brendan Carr to revoke CBS’s broadcast license.
April 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just trying to imagine a president prior to 2016 ordering the revocation of a network’s broadcast license.
Had baby's first protest. My 17 year old daughter and my 15 month old nieces. #handsoff2025
April 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Had baby's first protest. My 17 year old daughter and my 15 month old nieces. #handsoff2025
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It’s almost as if skyrocketing homelessness isn’t caused by addiction or mental illness, but by millions of people being rent-gouged out of a place to live.
March 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It’s almost as if skyrocketing homelessness isn’t caused by addiction or mental illness, but by millions of people being rent-gouged out of a place to live.
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Listen this IS in fact how it’s done.
Georgetown Law Dean William Treanor responds to Acting U.S. Atty Ed Martin’s threat to refuse to hire Georgetown graduates who have taken “DEI” courses in their curriculum.
Treanor is a brilliant lawyer & constitutional scholar. Embarrassing for Martin.
Georgetown Law Dean William Treanor responds to Acting U.S. Atty Ed Martin’s threat to refuse to hire Georgetown graduates who have taken “DEI” courses in their curriculum.
Treanor is a brilliant lawyer & constitutional scholar. Embarrassing for Martin.
With his permission, I'm sharing Dean Treanor's response to Ed Martin's letter:
March 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Listen this IS in fact how it’s done.
Georgetown Law Dean William Treanor responds to Acting U.S. Atty Ed Martin’s threat to refuse to hire Georgetown graduates who have taken “DEI” courses in their curriculum.
Treanor is a brilliant lawyer & constitutional scholar. Embarrassing for Martin.
Georgetown Law Dean William Treanor responds to Acting U.S. Atty Ed Martin’s threat to refuse to hire Georgetown graduates who have taken “DEI” courses in their curriculum.
Treanor is a brilliant lawyer & constitutional scholar. Embarrassing for Martin.
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In our internal polling, among Democrats likely to vote in the spring Supreme Court election, 1% approve of Elon Musk.
How many disapprove? 94%.
I’ve never seen *anyone* so loathed.
How many disapprove? 94%.
I’ve never seen *anyone* so loathed.
March 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
In our internal polling, among Democrats likely to vote in the spring Supreme Court election, 1% approve of Elon Musk.
How many disapprove? 94%.
I’ve never seen *anyone* so loathed.
How many disapprove? 94%.
I’ve never seen *anyone* so loathed.
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Turns out I was not alone!
March 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Turns out I was not alone!
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
It's all just so fucking dumb
“Again, the mice used for clinical purposes did not undergo gender transition.”
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Trump Decried Millions Spent 'Making Mice Transgender.' It Was Cancer and Asthma Research
President Trump falsely claimed that Biden spent $8 million on 'making mice transgender,' but the real research was for human health.
www.rollingstone.com
March 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It's all just so fucking dumb
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Seriously RFK Jr can go fuck himself.
If, by "unconventional" you mean "completely useless." It's 2025, we have effective prevention tools. There's no both sides here. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/04/h...
March 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Seriously RFK Jr can go fuck himself.
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Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. is advising parents to let their kids go play in traffic and everyone covering this lying ghoul should be absolutely clear about that
If, by "unconventional" you mean "completely useless." It's 2025, we have effective prevention tools. There's no both sides here. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/04/h...
March 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. is advising parents to let their kids go play in traffic and everyone covering this lying ghoul should be absolutely clear about that
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Favorite part of Star Wars was when Luke Skywalker took off his jacket and defeated Palpatine with his T-Shirt that said “Resist”
March 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Favorite part of Star Wars was when Luke Skywalker took off his jacket and defeated Palpatine with his T-Shirt that said “Resist”
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This actually tells you a lot.
Sure, USA stocks are in freefall, but Russian stocks are soaring!
March 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This actually tells you a lot.
He only hires the best.
SCOOP: Mike Johnson's chief-of-staff was arrested on a DUI charge after Trump's speech at the Capitol last night.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff arrested on DUI charge after Trump speech
Hayden Haynes is a longtime top aide to Mike Johnson, both in the speaker's office and his personal office.
www.nbcnews.com
March 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
He only hires the best.
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THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG: Plaintiffs in one lawsuit against DOGE have alerted the court to President Trump's remarks tonight calling Elon Musk the "head" of the office.
March 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG: Plaintiffs in one lawsuit against DOGE have alerted the court to President Trump's remarks tonight calling Elon Musk the "head" of the office.
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This is the only thing about the Oscar's that I care about.
After all the Red Carpets, the ceremony itself, the after party & the after-after parties, nothing compares to the warm welcome upon my return home. 🐕 🐶 🐾
#Oscars2025
#Oscars2025
March 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
This is the only thing about the Oscar's that I care about.
Great idea. Let's start spreading the avian flu to our dogs and cats that live inside with us. 😳
Trump’s Sec of Agriculture Brooke Rollins says the solution to high egg prices for Americans is to get some chickens and raise them in your backyard.
March 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Great idea. Let's start spreading the avian flu to our dogs and cats that live inside with us. 😳
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They should resign, and the very public resignation letter should read “I have no intention of lying about our journalism in order to provide Paramount with a pretext for paying Donald Trump a bribe.” Which is transparently what this is.
Scoop: Incoming Paramount boss Jeff Shell has made it clear to CBS News chief Wendy McMahon and "60 Minutes" boss Bill Owens that they need to get on board with Trump settlement and possible admission of wrongdoing—something sure to raise questions of gun-jumping. www.status.news/p/paramount-...
Shell-Shocked at CBS
As Paramount’s merger with Skydance nears the finish line, CBS News chief Wendy McMahon and “60 Minutes” boss Bill Owens have faced escalating pressure to settle Donald Trump’s lawsuit—including from ...
www.status.news
March 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
They should resign, and the very public resignation letter should read “I have no intention of lying about our journalism in order to provide Paramount with a pretext for paying Donald Trump a bribe.” Which is transparently what this is.
Charge the parents with murder.
It’s a good rule of thumb to not have any pathogen-spreading parties in the first place but really don’t do it for measles. Kids will die.
globalnews.ca/news/1106288...
globalnews.ca/news/1106288...
Parents are holding ‘measles parties’ in the U.S., alarming health experts - National | Globalnews.ca
As measles cases continue to rise in Texas amid an ongoing outbreak, health officials are warning against so-called "measles parties," calling the practice dangerous.
globalnews.ca
March 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Charge the parents with murder.