Jerry BadThings
@jerrybadthings.com
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Jerry BadThings
@jerrybadthings.com
· Oct 9
lmao this is the one that got me. I was talking about myself.
Luc Besson’s It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Wes Anderson's Paddington
David Cronenberg's Great Muppet Caper
January 25, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Luc Besson’s It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
The government isn’t supposed to summarily execute terrorists
January 25, 2026 at 1:09 AM
The government isn’t supposed to summarily execute terrorists
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They are, Smoke and/or Stack. They are.
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
They are, Smoke and/or Stack. They are.
This is a fucking execution. I'm sure they were following their training.
From the IMGreddit community on Reddit: Another ICE murder in front of Glam Doll Donuts
Posted by Own-Horror-3549 - 0 votes and 5 comments
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January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
This is a fucking execution. I'm sure they were following their training.
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At the risk of sounding very American, this post from a meteorologist is genuinely helpful
January 24, 2026 at 2:41 AM
At the risk of sounding very American, this post from a meteorologist is genuinely helpful
I can rest easy tonight knowing that I participated in the Bluesky discourse in a meaningful way by annoying the shit out of somebody.
January 24, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I can rest easy tonight knowing that I participated in the Bluesky discourse in a meaningful way by annoying the shit out of somebody.
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STOP WITH THE SCREENSHOTS FROM TWITTER FOR FUCKS SAKE
January 23, 2026 at 4:39 AM
STOP WITH THE SCREENSHOTS FROM TWITTER FOR FUCKS SAKE
Tell me you pet’s name in a gif
January 23, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Tell me you pet’s name in a gif
Tell me your pet’s name in a gif
January 23, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Tell me your pet’s name in a gif
Computer security done right
At the airport, I turn on my Wi-Fi and find somebody else’s hotspot that has their name on it.
Then I walk up to them and say Satan is waiting for you Brian and walk away
Then I walk up to them and say Satan is waiting for you Brian and walk away
January 22, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Computer security done right
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HA HA HA HA HA HOMOPHOBIC JOKES HA HA HA HA YOU GOT THEM SO GOOD
you fucking used car salesman, go fuck yourself and prioritize PG*E over them murdering Californians some more
you fucking used car salesman, go fuck yourself and prioritize PG*E over them murdering Californians some more
Newsom shows off knee pads for CEOs 'selling out' to the Trump administration
Newsom shows off knee pads for CEOs 'selling out' to the Trump administration
The Governor of California showed off knee pads that he suggested were for leaders "selling out" to the Trump administration, during an interview at Davos.
cnb.cx
January 22, 2026 at 4:18 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HOMOPHOBIC JOKES HA HA HA HA YOU GOT THEM SO GOOD
you fucking used car salesman, go fuck yourself and prioritize PG*E over them murdering Californians some more
you fucking used car salesman, go fuck yourself and prioritize PG*E over them murdering Californians some more
I think I did know that Wunmi Mosaku was British, but I had no idea that her normal speaking voice was so cute. Perfect complement to her sultry American voice.
Wunmi Mosaku's Adorable Acting Origin Story | The Graham Norton Show
YouTube video by The Graham Norton Show
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January 22, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I think I did know that Wunmi Mosaku was British, but I had no idea that her normal speaking voice was so cute. Perfect complement to her sultry American voice.
Delroy Lindo is British?!?
January 22, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Delroy Lindo is British?!?
If his hands are looking this bad I wonder what his arms look like.
January 22, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If his hands are looking this bad I wonder what his arms look like.
These guys are totally full of shit
January 22, 2026 at 5:46 AM
These guys are totally full of shit
Dude was only 31 in this picture.
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Dude was only 31 in this picture.
Don’t worry, Pelosi is on the case. Just for this one rich baseball star. Fuck everybody else.
BREAKING: San Francisco Giants star Jung Hoo Lee has been detained by CBP at LAX. Pelosi's office says she is working to secure his release. www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant...
Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee detained at Los Angeles International Airport
San Francisco Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee was detained Wednesday evening at Los Angeles International Airport, his agent Scott Boras told the Chronicle.
www.sfchronicle.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Don’t worry, Pelosi is on the case. Just for this one rich baseball star. Fuck everybody else.
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Using proper German pronunciation REALLY drives her point home.
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Using proper German pronunciation REALLY drives her point home.
Cool, cool. Now a hologram can tell your kids to commit suicide.
Incidentally, there's already work to make little sexy hologram people who are just there for you: www.razer.com/concepts/pro...
Like I think there's seriously a chance that this is a major generational disconnect in 10-20 years.
Like I think there's seriously a chance that this is a major generational disconnect in 10-20 years.
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www.razer.com
January 20, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Cool, cool. Now a hologram can tell your kids to commit suicide.
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I guess I need to start using TikTok. 🧵
The “Jupiter Greedy” discourse is quite literally sending me into outer space
January 18, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I guess I need to start using TikTok. 🧵
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I would like to share a personal favorite with you, my Bluesky friends.
I Don’t Let My Kids Watch Winnie The Pooh Because I Don’t Want Them Idolizing A Fat Virgin
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January 18, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I would like to share a personal favorite with you, my Bluesky friends.
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I'm kind of surprised that he didn't cheat... bigger? This feels like Dr. Evil with his one million dollars.
January 17, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I'm kind of surprised that he didn't cheat... bigger? This feels like Dr. Evil with his one million dollars.