Jerry 🎄YuleThings🪵
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lmao this is the one that got me. I was talking about myself.
Yeah but I don’t think he is pretending
the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Yeah but I don’t think he is pretending
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Every meaning of Hamster Ball is adorable or at least interesting
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Every meaning of Hamster Ball is adorable or at least interesting
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I thought of a couple C- jokes for this but the overwhelming feeling is just how sad some peoples lives are. We live in a world full of wonders and amazing experiences and this is all some people have, this is what they think life is. They have a profound emptiness.
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I thought of a couple C- jokes for this but the overwhelming feeling is just how sad some peoples lives are. We live in a world full of wonders and amazing experiences and this is all some people have, this is what they think life is. They have a profound emptiness.
JFC do these people even look at google search results? AI is garbage and the men trying to make it happen are all snake oil salesmen.
Pete Hegseth: "The future of American warfare is here, and it's spelled AI."
He says the military has launched a new platform that "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
He says the military has launched a new platform that "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
December 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
JFC do these people even look at google search results? AI is garbage and the men trying to make it happen are all snake oil salesmen.
AI is too fail to big
AI is too big to fail.
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
AI is too fail to big
Reverse cowgirl so she can admire her mustache in the mirror
"I want to know how it feels to kiss a woman who has a 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙚!"
Superman is a chaser confirmed
Superman is a chaser confirmed
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Reverse cowgirl so she can admire her mustache in the mirror
I have very little respect for Piers Morgan, but this was a good one
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I have very little respect for Piers Morgan, but this was a good one
OMG it gets so much worse
Watching The Abandons on Netflix. I guess I’d describe it like Deadwood, if Deadwood wasn’t very good. Literally nobody talked like Walt Whitman wrote.
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
OMG it gets so much worse
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Watching The Abandons on Netflix. I guess I’d describe it like Deadwood, if Deadwood wasn’t very good. Literally nobody talked like Walt Whitman wrote.
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Watching The Abandons on Netflix. I guess I’d describe it like Deadwood, if Deadwood wasn’t very good. Literally nobody talked like Walt Whitman wrote.
Executive orders don’t apply to states
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Executive orders don’t apply to states
Southland Mall has to be the second saddest place in the Bay Area, right behind the frontage road byTesla’s Fremont factory.
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Southland Mall has to be the second saddest place in the Bay Area, right behind the frontage road byTesla’s Fremont factory.
I hope Netflix buys them and they rename it America Online
I know we all hate corporations right now, but Netflix is one of the lesser evils. While I hate that media and entertainment companies are being controlled and consolidated, WB was going to be sold to someone and I was relieved when Netflix was chosen.
Now, I’m convinced Netflix is the best option.
Now, I’m convinced Netflix is the best option.
Paramount launches hostile bid for Warner Bros. Discovery despite Netflix deal
The offer comes a week after Netflix struck a deal to acquire Warner Bros. Discovery's movie, television and streaming assets. Paramount's hostile bid would see it acquire the entire company, includin...
www.nbcnews.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I hope Netflix buys them and they rename it America Online
Donald Trump's White House reminds me of the house in My Big Fat Greek Wedding with all the statues out front.
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Donald Trump's White House reminds me of the house in My Big Fat Greek Wedding with all the statues out front.
Mesmerizing
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Mesmerizing
I lost respect for this dude quite a while ago, but this is just wild. Actually this elicits some feeling of pity, because this makes me think he has something really wrong going on.
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I lost respect for this dude quite a while ago, but this is just wild. Actually this elicits some feeling of pity, because this makes me think he has something really wrong going on.
God it would be so funny if they just started giving out awards along with lapel pins and he would eat it all up.
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
God it would be so funny if they just started giving out awards along with lapel pins and he would eat it all up.
It looks like proper trophy for Trump, him forcibly groping the world
It looks like drowning people desperately trying to get a last breath. It’s insidiously ugly.
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It looks like proper trophy for Trump, him forcibly groping the world
Re Hot Chili’s Peppers
Michael McDonald's
Burger King Crimson
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Re Hot Chili’s Peppers
KFC Pop Demon Hunters
Fiona Applebee's
Burger King Crimson
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
KFC Pop Demon Hunters
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Fiona Applebee's
Burger King Crimson
Savage Olive Garden
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Fiona Applebee's
Burger King Crimson
Savage Olive Garden
Taco Bell Biv DeVoe
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Burger King Crimson
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You can't even rob people like this because everything they own is useless
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
You can't even rob people like this because everything they own is useless
I stg if Mark Kelly texts me one more time I am going full maga
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I stg if Mark Kelly texts me one more time I am going full maga