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utd, cats, bikes
biggest beer pong tournament on the east coast sign up here:
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Trying to write more:
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Turning my ebike into a toyota tacoma with 2 ratchet straps
December 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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With the BUF loss, NE has clinched the AFC East Division Title.
December 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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When someone says "there's no way you can haul that on your cargo bike".
February 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
First rounds on me
GET IN! ❤️‍🔥
December 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Sitting down and showing my sister this quarterback play so she knows she can be an athlete too
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Starting to entertain the possibility of Duke, Duke Miles, and Duke Brennan all making the Final Four.
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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That big hole on the #SchuylkillBanks north of Market Street is being repaired. #TheCircuitTrails

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December 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
LETS FUCKIN GO
December 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Watch him looking around for the flag 😭😭😭😭

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pass interference is a state of mind
December 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Go cats
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Even Santa has an ebike these days smdh
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
can't wait for some 17 yo from the pub to lay waste to this man
American exceptionalism baby
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Now THAT's a protected bike lane
🇵🇱 Poland completes construction of next storage site for dragon teeth needed for Eastern Shield project.

Ultimately, more than 100 such sites should be created - one in each community along Poland's eastern and northern borders.
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Inside you there are two wolves, and each one scored an own goal
December 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Kyle Pitts did WHAT

December 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Centrists still think they need to make room for her in their tent
Marjorie Taylor Greene switched her vote on the NDAA because she got a promise from Republican leadership to put up a bill that would make providing gender affirming care to minors in any capacity a class c felony.
December 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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no idea
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I can show you a full array of hot sauces that can guarantee at least 4 poops on company dollar a day
Whatever happened to, "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop, on company time."
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Whereas Dan Dakich is an idiot who’s useful to absolutely no one
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Thanks ten hag
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I miss tweeting with Allan Ray
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
it's so hard to remember that on soundcloud 1991 is drum & bass and 1997 is house
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM