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Gilligan
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Free sarcasm, no political affiliation but tend to support logical humane thinkers
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Our government is defining a suburban mom driving her minivan as an “Act Of Domestic Terrorism”

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
- George Orwell, 1984
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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Thank God my cats don't have thumbs or I'd be in some deep shit rn
Have you been denied access to the kitchen counters? Has your dinner ever been 3 seconds late? Locked out of the bathroom? You may be entitled to compensation. Call the claw firm of Chewy, Eatem, and Growl now for a free consultation. Call 1-800-555-KATZ, opurrators are standing by.
#catsofbluesky
January 5, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Trump thinks he owns Venezuela and its population.
What a disgusting narcissist that individual is !!!....

#STOPTrump
January 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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Anyone know who's running the US? 🤷‍♂️
January 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Well, the unredacted Epstein files for starters. And then there is the Pee Tapes, and the evidence that Trump is in fact, a traitor to America.
December 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Canada pledges additional USD 2.5 billion economic aid for Ukraine
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Canada pledges additional USD 2.5 billion economic aid for Ukraine
twp.ai
December 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Fire🔥 waiting.......👇
December 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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CNN: We only look down on supporters of the World’s Biggest Asshole because this is the kind of shit they voted for. He’s always been cruel, petty, and selfish
December 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I'm so old, I remember when being insufficiently respectful of the death of misshapen garden gnome Charlie Kirk would get you fired from your job
December 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Truth
SO TRUE 👇👇
December 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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😭😭😭💀💀💀
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Trump has no views either domestic or foreign. He is all about himself, accumulating wealth, seeking adoration, loving the power. He is intellectually inept, semi literate and an angry little man. The people around him control the agenda and guide him in their direction.
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Pretty much every article about the Putin-Kushner-Witkoff summit in Moscow yesterday fails to mention that Kushner is simultaneously accepting tens of millions in annual payments from the Saudis and other foreign governments.

Seems like a key detail!
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Congratulations, MAGAs, you’ve owned the Libs—and all it’s cost you is a functioning government, a working democracy, human rights, national peace, economic stability, affordable groceries, affordable healthcare, qualified leaders, and global standing.

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/congratula...
Congratulations, Trump Supporters, You've Owned the Libs
Well, Trump Supporters, as a member of the woke radical Left, it kills me to say this, but you win.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Newsweek: A federal appeals court appeared doubtful of Trump’s attempt to reinstate an anti-racketeering lawsuit that alleged a conspiracy by Hillary Clinton, James Comey & others to link his 2016 presidential campaign to Russia.

Good!
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Walmart Hostages Insist They Never Shop At Walmart
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Walmart Hostages Insist They Never Shop At Walmart
twp.ai
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...
theonion.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM