Becky the funeral goblin
@sisterjawbreaker.bsky.social
Hermit, politically angry, terminally horny
I write a blog about my funeral job:
https://goodmournings.wordpress.com/
I write a blog about my funeral job:
https://goodmournings.wordpress.com/
The 1 reason Catch-22 is one of the greatest novels is that despite all the insanity and tragedy, Milo Minderbinder is out there as the side-quest king.
War never changes, but commerce and business does, and he's on the bleeding edge
War never changes, but commerce and business does, and he's on the bleeding edge
August 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The 1 reason Catch-22 is one of the greatest novels is that despite all the insanity and tragedy, Milo Minderbinder is out there as the side-quest king.
War never changes, but commerce and business does, and he's on the bleeding edge
War never changes, but commerce and business does, and he's on the bleeding edge
Crushing on a white haired character is so embarrassing. Acting like a damn 13 year old, disgraceful.
August 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Crushing on a white haired character is so embarrassing. Acting like a damn 13 year old, disgraceful.
The Wire is a top 5 of all time but it's a miracle it got a third season after having the WORST opening song ever in the history of tv
July 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The Wire is a top 5 of all time but it's a miracle it got a third season after having the WORST opening song ever in the history of tv
Corpo ghoul DM'd my blog asking who i was as if he knows anyone's name there.
These idiots are so dumb thinking i'd out myself so easily. I dont say names anywhere (people, locations, not even the company) so im not exactly breaking company policy.
You cant catch me asshole!
These idiots are so dumb thinking i'd out myself so easily. I dont say names anywhere (people, locations, not even the company) so im not exactly breaking company policy.
You cant catch me asshole!
June 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Corpo ghoul DM'd my blog asking who i was as if he knows anyone's name there.
These idiots are so dumb thinking i'd out myself so easily. I dont say names anywhere (people, locations, not even the company) so im not exactly breaking company policy.
You cant catch me asshole!
These idiots are so dumb thinking i'd out myself so easily. I dont say names anywhere (people, locations, not even the company) so im not exactly breaking company policy.
You cant catch me asshole!
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Bluesky is a platform designed specifically for announcing which fictional characters you want to bang and too many of you are using it wrong.
May 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Bluesky is a platform designed specifically for announcing which fictional characters you want to bang and too many of you are using it wrong.
Maybe an old man yelling at cloud opinion, but I hate how people are using 'rending' to mean drawing now.
May 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Maybe an old man yelling at cloud opinion, but I hate how people are using 'rending' to mean drawing now.
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Touching grass is not enough I need to get stuck in a hollow log
April 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Touching grass is not enough I need to get stuck in a hollow log
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"You boy! What tariff is it today?"
April 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"You boy! What tariff is it today?"
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Maybe I'm stewing too much but it's a huge piss off seeing the confrontationally-avoidant friend that bails on you at the last minute post about how mean it is to bail on your artists friends (meaning her) and how we need to build proper communities.
April 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Maybe I'm stewing too much but it's a huge piss off seeing the confrontationally-avoidant friend that bails on you at the last minute post about how mean it is to bail on your artists friends (meaning her) and how we need to build proper communities.
I know one of the women was "harassed" by this guy. I saw the messages. Dude has zero game, it was actually pathetic. Anybody who felt victimized by him probably shouldn't be allowed outside or have access to the internet
April 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I know one of the women was "harassed" by this guy. I saw the messages. Dude has zero game, it was actually pathetic. Anybody who felt victimized by him probably shouldn't be allowed outside or have access to the internet
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if i don’t know what “NASDAQ” means it can’t hurt me
April 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
if i don’t know what “NASDAQ” means it can’t hurt me
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"Uhm akchtuallee i have ADHD so i CANT form habits"
Sucks to suck, guess I'm built different because my turbo ADHD brain responds very well to routine ever since i stopped acting like a spoiled child expecting everyone else to accommodate my bad habits
Sucks to suck, guess I'm built different because my turbo ADHD brain responds very well to routine ever since i stopped acting like a spoiled child expecting everyone else to accommodate my bad habits
March 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"Uhm akchtuallee i have ADHD so i CANT form habits"
Sucks to suck, guess I'm built different because my turbo ADHD brain responds very well to routine ever since i stopped acting like a spoiled child expecting everyone else to accommodate my bad habits
Sucks to suck, guess I'm built different because my turbo ADHD brain responds very well to routine ever since i stopped acting like a spoiled child expecting everyone else to accommodate my bad habits
Meek people should not be allowed to be arrogant. Disgusting personality type.
No wonder Orson Welles hated woody allen so much
No wonder Orson Welles hated woody allen so much
March 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Meek people should not be allowed to be arrogant. Disgusting personality type.
No wonder Orson Welles hated woody allen so much
No wonder Orson Welles hated woody allen so much
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Ads on my seeing stone now. What exactly am I paying the wizards guild 8 shillings a month for?
March 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Ads on my seeing stone now. What exactly am I paying the wizards guild 8 shillings a month for?
Skype was there for us the whole time only to be tossed aside for pathetic imitators (zoom and webex)
zoom fuckin sucks ass, that it became the default for online meetings is another signal failure of capitalism
February 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Skype was there for us the whole time only to be tossed aside for pathetic imitators (zoom and webex)
Everything about Bill Burr makes me feel like I should hate him but then he says the most based shit I've ever heard.
Truly the man contains multitudes
Truly the man contains multitudes
February 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Everything about Bill Burr makes me feel like I should hate him but then he says the most based shit I've ever heard.
Truly the man contains multitudes
Truly the man contains multitudes
Religions quizz this week, largely about First Nations.
I am once again reminded how cool my elementary school was. We regularly had assemblies with indigenous performers. Social studies lessons about residential schools (nothing graphic but it was taught that they were bad places)
I am once again reminded how cool my elementary school was. We regularly had assemblies with indigenous performers. Social studies lessons about residential schools (nothing graphic but it was taught that they were bad places)
February 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Religions quizz this week, largely about First Nations.
I am once again reminded how cool my elementary school was. We regularly had assemblies with indigenous performers. Social studies lessons about residential schools (nothing graphic but it was taught that they were bad places)
I am once again reminded how cool my elementary school was. We regularly had assemblies with indigenous performers. Social studies lessons about residential schools (nothing graphic but it was taught that they were bad places)
It's important to know your rights as an employee. Thankfully BC makes their law extremely easy to understand (shit was brutal pre-90's)
The only down side is that corpo ghouls will try to gaslight you into thinking youre wrong and actually its more complicated than that
The only down side is that corpo ghouls will try to gaslight you into thinking youre wrong and actually its more complicated than that
January 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It's important to know your rights as an employee. Thankfully BC makes their law extremely easy to understand (shit was brutal pre-90's)
The only down side is that corpo ghouls will try to gaslight you into thinking youre wrong and actually its more complicated than that
The only down side is that corpo ghouls will try to gaslight you into thinking youre wrong and actually its more complicated than that
Wild how many flags are everywhere in the states. Its like yall forget what country youre in
December 29, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Wild how many flags are everywhere in the states. Its like yall forget what country youre in
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Just a reminder 💚
December 15, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Just a reminder 💚
Ooh i was tipped off to a plot to get me in trouble for my innocuous instagram posts.
Love to find out i still have enemies 💜
Love to find out i still have enemies 💜
November 26, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Ooh i was tipped off to a plot to get me in trouble for my innocuous instagram posts.
Love to find out i still have enemies 💜
Love to find out i still have enemies 💜
Monkey Man is way better than John Wick but the average north american can't get past their prejudices to accept that
November 25, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Monkey Man is way better than John Wick but the average north american can't get past their prejudices to accept that
I have never encountered a single licensed funeral director/embalmer that likes the ask a mortician chick.
November 24, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I have never encountered a single licensed funeral director/embalmer that likes the ask a mortician chick.