Sam Joyson-Cardy
@sjjc16.bsky.social
Author, multilingual, handy in a quiz. Don't worry I haven't heard of me either. Says fuck a lot. #BeneathTheRavensWing available now.
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Sam Joyson-Cardy
@sjjc16.bsky.social
· Feb 20
Beneath The Raven's Wing: 1 (The Light In The Shadow Sequence)
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Got let go from work today, gonna be an interesting couple of months at least, so if you could see your ways to buying a copy of my book (the one that hasn't been canned by the publisher) then it would be greatly appreciated. Also available as an audiobook.
#Author #BookSky
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#Author #BookSky
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Not much longer left of Christmas Day, but I hope that whatever you've been up to, whoever you've been with, or if you've just needed a break and been by yourself, I hope that it's been restful, happy, comfortable, and peaceful.
December 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Not much longer left of Christmas Day, but I hope that whatever you've been up to, whoever you've been with, or if you've just needed a break and been by yourself, I hope that it's been restful, happy, comfortable, and peaceful.
I lived with my brothers until I was 30ish, and never realised what level of psychopathy I was dealing with until lunchtime today. Mint jelly on a Christmas dinner.
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I lived with my brothers until I was 30ish, and never realised what level of psychopathy I was dealing with until lunchtime today. Mint jelly on a Christmas dinner.
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
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lol I have an explanation m8
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
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December 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
lol I have an explanation m8
Headloss FC. Honestly, I don't know what to say about that. Looked better with 9 than 11, Romero seemed to just want to watch the world burn, and the kicker is Liverpool weren't even *that* good.
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Headloss FC. Honestly, I don't know what to say about that. Looked better with 9 than 11, Romero seemed to just want to watch the world burn, and the kicker is Liverpool weren't even *that* good.
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it's not surprising that AI's big proponents are parasitic losers who have never had an original thought in their life
December 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
it's not surprising that AI's big proponents are parasitic losers who have never had an original thought in their life
We're here so early. But managed to walk the concourses without getting overstimulated because we were pretty much the first ones in, the 'tism appreciates.
December 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
We're here so early. But managed to walk the concourses without getting overstimulated because we were pretty much the first ones in, the 'tism appreciates.
Forest v Spurs with the brother. Going to be sitting with the Forest fans, so will have to act like it's a disaster when we pump them.
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Forest v Spurs with the brother. Going to be sitting with the Forest fans, so will have to act like it's a disaster when we pump them.
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A fun Christmas breakfast is Baileys poured over Ferrero Rocher. I call it Executive Coco Pops.
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A fun Christmas breakfast is Baileys poured over Ferrero Rocher. I call it Executive Coco Pops.
I get complimented on my phone voice a hell of a lot for someone who would gladly not speak to another soul unless I liked them enough. Customer service mode me is a different guy entirely.
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I get complimented on my phone voice a hell of a lot for someone who would gladly not speak to another soul unless I liked them enough. Customer service mode me is a different guy entirely.
My colleague today is not a fan of doing things when the weather is like this. Or ever, really.
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
My colleague today is not a fan of doing things when the weather is like this. Or ever, really.
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Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
Donald Trump watching the World Cup draw after receiving his "peace" prize.
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Donald Trump watching the World Cup draw after receiving his "peace" prize.
Sure, because the problem isn't underfunding of mental health services or diagnostic access, it's pesky people actually realising they may need some additional support or an official diagnosis. In the bin with you.
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Sure, because the problem isn't underfunding of mental health services or diagnostic access, it's pesky people actually realising they may need some additional support or an official diagnosis. In the bin with you.
Even ChatGPT would ask, "bro what the fuck?"
I don't understand what is written on the screen in this photo, but it gives me life. Is it Dostoevsky?
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Even ChatGPT would ask, "bro what the fuck?"
Once again, I am asking Spurs to stop being shit.
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Once again, I am asking Spurs to stop being shit.
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
TikTok just put a pop-up in my scrolling to ask if the last video I watched was worth my time.
Bro, we both know that no video on TikTok is worth my time, it just distracts me from the radio static noise in my head when I'm not doing anything.
Bro, we both know that no video on TikTok is worth my time, it just distracts me from the radio static noise in my head when I'm not doing anything.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
TikTok just put a pop-up in my scrolling to ask if the last video I watched was worth my time.
Bro, we both know that no video on TikTok is worth my time, it just distracts me from the radio static noise in my head when I'm not doing anything.
Bro, we both know that no video on TikTok is worth my time, it just distracts me from the radio static noise in my head when I'm not doing anything.
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
Well, that was shite. #NorthLondonDerby
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Well, that was shite. #NorthLondonDerby