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Steven James Mockler
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Here. Queer.
In a sea of bangers, these two little drops of venom burned holes through my phone:
November 19, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Gonna do my part for the Republic by going around to GOP events with a lil shame bell and following their entourage screaming "ATTENZIONE FACISTE ATTENZIONE FACISTE ATTENZIONE FACISTE"
November 15, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Called every office and left a message!

It may be out of their hands, but here is the Ethics Committee's line as well: (202) 225-7103
AHEM. The Democrats on House Ethics ARE:

Democrats on House Ethics:
Susan Wild (PA) - (202) 225-6411
Mark DeSaulnier (CA) - (202) 225-2095
Veronica Escobar (TX) - (202) 225-4831
Glenn Ivey (MD) - (202) 225-8699
Deborah Ross (NC) - (202) 225-3032

Committee:
November 15, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Favorite passages from this Ken White piece
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Tears of the Clitdom
September 5, 2023 at 12:29 AM
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I can’t believe studios let some of the most creative people on the planet stop making them rich to instead harness that power and energy into making them look like assholes
May 11, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Residents of New Orleans, regardless of gender, are entitled to a free boob job if they feel they did get enough/get good enough beads at Mardi Gras prior
residents of the district of columbia are allowed to high five the lincoln memorial twice a year. MDOT brings in a scissor lift and everything
Let’s start telling everyone fun lies about where we live.

I’ll go first! In Arizona, we don’t actually have to worry about gendered language because we all call each other “Pardner” 👈😎👈
September 4, 2023 at 9:24 PM
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i will put lead in my smoothie before i take bananas out
Just put lead back in the gasoline at this point, I don’t care anymore
August 29, 2023 at 1:08 AM
Was really excited to be on Bluesky, but watching the big dogs post got the hoes* scared

*Me, I'm hoes
August 28, 2023 at 2:23 AM
The kind of head space where you start scaring the hoes cuz you're apologizing for stuff that wasn't even real in the first place
August 27, 2023 at 5:06 AM
In a space where I'm realizing people love me unconditionally, and it makes me really sad that I can't believe them.

Like, I really feel the love, but my brain is like "sounds fake."

Anyone else feel that? How do you deal with it?
August 27, 2023 at 5:01 AM
But are you posting hog in a god honoring way?
August 25, 2023 at 12:50 PM
⚠️Marked safe from the Republican debate⚠️
August 24, 2023 at 2:07 AM
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twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance
August 23, 2023 at 4:17 PM
This is Bailey.

Bailey woke up this morning and ironed every crease out of her brain and has no thoughts.

Bailey doesn't have the Sunday scariest.

Be like Bailey.
August 20, 2023 at 5:02 PM
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Crows using tools!
Crows are also amazing ecological generalists. It is so much fun to watch them learn how to exploit their environments. This bird here figured out how to use the metal brackets on a railing as holders for mussels. Place them there, peck them open, and they don't skitter away. (26/n_
August 20, 2023 at 12:41 PM
When I tell you I moaned out loud when I realized what this was...
August 19, 2023 at 6:40 PM
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Nationwide. We need this nationwide.
August 17, 2023 at 5:29 PM
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we noticed you from across the bar and we’ve decided to put you out of your misery
August 14, 2023 at 11:50 PM
You, winded @ the gym b/c you just broke your squat PR

Me, winded @ the gym b/c I spent too much time thinking about my relationship with my mother while I was doing lunges and need a minute

We are not the same
August 13, 2023 at 6:48 PM
Bailey's been going to the dog park for a week and has discovered her new job is pool
August 13, 2023 at 5:47 PM
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Taurus: Self care is important, or at least it would be if you had a better self.
August 13, 2023 at 4:02 PM
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August 9, 2023 at 1:04 PM
Wet, Hot, Union Summer strikes again
BREAKING: Visual Effects (VFX) workers at Marvel have filed for a union election with the National Labor Relations Board.

If they’re successful they’ll be the first visual effects professionals to unionize.
For the First Time, VFX Workers Vote to Unionize at Marvel
On Monday, a group of more than 50 on-set employees filed a petition for an election to be represented by IATSE.
t.co
August 8, 2023 at 2:11 AM