been awhile since I felt a literal chill down my spine but this honestly scared the shit out of me

Medieval guy listening to a proclamation: this could have been a tapestry

You see during the War of the Roses when one door closes Tudors open

Life is worth living bc sometimes a cat will reach out and put a paw on u

Newscaster: We go now to our man on the scene, Twas Brillig.

Twas Brillig: (Hand to ear, into mic) The slithy toves are gyring and gimbling in the wabe, Mike.

embarrassing myself

i invented a new dessert. it’s the last three spoonfuls of peanut butter in the jar, topped with the last two spoonfuls of hot fudge in the jar, eaten with a spoon

we got a bigger bed so our dog would take up less of it. but it was futile — he has adapted, finding ways to make himself larger and longer in the night

Here is a nice mushroom