Kakapo, Winterball Bird
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I am obsessed with birds, and baseball.
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YOU CAN WATCH MORE BASEBALL
LBPRC - Puerto Rico: YouTube
LVBP - Argentina: BeisbolPlay
LIDOM - Dominican Republic: MLB.TV
LMP - Mexico: MLB.TV
ABL - Australia: Baseball+
LBPRC - Puerto Rico: YouTube
LVBP - Argentina: BeisbolPlay
LIDOM - Dominican Republic: MLB.TV
LMP - Mexico: MLB.TV
ABL - Australia: Baseball+
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I ate some weed edibles and now my mom and I are watching “White Christmas”, which is an excellent movie to watch slightly stoned.
December 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I ate some weed edibles and now my mom and I are watching “White Christmas”, which is an excellent movie to watch slightly stoned.
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I wish they would make a new Killzone instead of more Horizon.
December 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I wish they would make a new Killzone instead of more Horizon.
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I am on this social media platform so I don’t have to see Stephen Miller tweets anymore thank u
December 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I am on this social media platform so I don’t have to see Stephen Miller tweets anymore thank u
DUNKING ON TWITTER SCREENSHOTS FILLS ME WITH PETTY RAGE
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
DUNKING ON TWITTER SCREENSHOTS FILLS ME WITH PETTY RAGE
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CW: SA, infanticide
According to this Epstein file Trump regularly paid to sexually assault a 13 year old on a yacht and watched as they disposed of the 13 year olds new born child off the side of the boat in lake Michigan.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
According to this Epstein file Trump regularly paid to sexually assault a 13 year old on a yacht and watched as they disposed of the 13 year olds new born child off the side of the boat in lake Michigan.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
December 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
CW: SA, infanticide
According to this Epstein file Trump regularly paid to sexually assault a 13 year old on a yacht and watched as they disposed of the 13 year olds new born child off the side of the boat in lake Michigan.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
According to this Epstein file Trump regularly paid to sexually assault a 13 year old on a yacht and watched as they disposed of the 13 year olds new born child off the side of the boat in lake Michigan.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
This is who I wish to be
It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s
December 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is who I wish to be
I beg
There is a bot. MLB Trade Rumors is here. You do not have to copy and paste Jeff Passan tweets just to get engagement.
December 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I beg
I am here to be a hater
i think something missing in all the "liberals need to come back to twitter. actually everyone needs to transition to video content" discourse is that some people aren't logging on to social media to change hearts and minds. some of us are just talking shit
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I am here to be a hater
Where’d the wine go????
December 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Where’d the wine go????
Not even my poor cat is spared by baseball
December 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Not even my poor cat is spared by baseball
The move really took a chunk out of my numbers this year.
December 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The move really took a chunk out of my numbers this year.
:(
Atlanta Braves designated RHP Osvaldo Bido for assignment.
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
:(
Sad the Braves DFA’d Bido for Ha Seong Kim, I’d have been the one Braves fan with his jersey
December 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Sad the Braves DFA’d Bido for Ha Seong Kim, I’d have been the one Braves fan with his jersey
I didn’t expect the Discovered tab to make me want to fight someone today
If your pancake stack isn’t *cartoonishly* tall we can’t be friends
If your pancake stack isn’t *cartoonishly* tall we can’t be friends
I have a rule that you should never stack pancakes more than 3 and never stack waffles more than 2
December 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I didn’t expect the Discovered tab to make me want to fight someone today
If your pancake stack isn’t *cartoonishly* tall we can’t be friends
If your pancake stack isn’t *cartoonishly* tall we can’t be friends
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Federal investigators in Chicago are seeking other potential victims after a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent described by prosecutors as a “serial rapist” who preyed on suburban women was arrested and charged this week. https://to.wttw.com/4psyv1v
FBI Seeking Other Possible Victims of Chicago Border Patrol Officer Alleged to Be ‘Serial Rapist’
The FBI’s Chicago field office on Wednesday said it is seeking to identify other potential victims of 44-year-old Luis Uribe, who stands accused of robbing and/or sexually assaulting at least four wom...
to.wttw.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Federal investigators in Chicago are seeking other potential victims after a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent described by prosecutors as a “serial rapist” who preyed on suburban women was arrested and charged this week. https://to.wttw.com/4psyv1v
Can I mute twitter dunks somehow?
If I wanted to read stupid bullshit from twitter, I’d still be using it
If I wanted to read stupid bullshit from twitter, I’d still be using it
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Can I mute twitter dunks somehow?
If I wanted to read stupid bullshit from twitter, I’d still be using it
If I wanted to read stupid bullshit from twitter, I’d still be using it
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It’s not even a Hall of Fame anymore, it’s a Hall of Old Baseball Writers’ Grievances
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s not even a Hall of Fame anymore, it’s a Hall of Old Baseball Writers’ Grievances
THE MEXICAN PACIFIC LEAGUE HAS ADVANCED STATS?!?
BASEBALL BLISS
BASEBALL BLISS
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
THE MEXICAN PACIFIC LEAGUE HAS ADVANCED STATS?!?
BASEBALL BLISS
BASEBALL BLISS
My inlaws have a timeshare in Mazatlán and live in Wisconsin, so Vamos Venados (and watch out fer deer!)
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
My inlaws have a timeshare in Mazatlán and live in Wisconsin, so Vamos Venados (and watch out fer deer!)
BREAKING: I made Beef Wellington
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
BREAKING: I made Beef Wellington
Can probably tell where I was living for the first half the year 😆
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can probably tell where I was living for the first half the year 😆