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Hamilton's Zangief
they let you play as the damn cow in new mario kart
April 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Kirby Air Riders announced from Sakurai, out 2025
April 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
breaking my social media hiatus to say KIRBY AIR RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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very nerd-specific one here: prune your collections

yes, my shelves look amazing, but I haven't watched that DVD of American Pie in like 20 years, and that's a slot that could go to something I'll actually be rewatching or sharing with people
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
February 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
working at a walmart in the produce section and like once a week saying "something is rotten in the store of walmart"
January 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Reading @ryannorth.ca's book 'How to Invent Everything (a guide for the stranded time traveler)' has given me a new appreciation for technology that we take for granted - currently getting deep into kilns which seem pretty foundational for... well everything!
www.howtoinventeverything.com
January 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Finally finished Rusty's Steel Haze from Armored Core VI
...and immediately broke it 🥲
honestly had a much easier time posing it after the IRL battle damage
January 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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maybe if i stare at my screen long enough it will show me something true
January 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Pride and Prejudice (1985 | Jon Williams | DOS)
I can fix her
January 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
F🖕CK TRUDEAU window sticker industry in shambles
January 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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it's just like Bart Simpson said: cow and bunker 😌
January 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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"what we're doing is wrong!" said a fireman in a tattered uniform, who had recently returned from being stranded on an island with a fire he begrudgingly learned to cooperate with, and eventually came to respect. "fires just want to survive, just like anyone else."
December 21, 2024 at 3:29 PM
it's true, you could find me listening to these artists and more in 2024
December 4, 2024 at 3:27 PM
the bait on this site is starting to get good
i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first
December 4, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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Bro, I'm going Virtua
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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one of the most special things about attending an nfl game in person is that if the home team wins, they open up all the exits and let all the fans go home. nothing like sleeping in your own bed
November 25, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I have the choice to see either Beijing Watermelon or The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man tonight. when did they make going to the movies difficult
November 21, 2024 at 2:28 PM
the main guy I have been most excited to build since i started this guy-building hobby
November 17, 2024 at 8:02 PM
countdown to bsky users creating a terrible "i like your shoelaces" "the bacon narwhals at midnight" call and response
November 15, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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Ha! If you just sit and wait at the starting line the flag guy in Outrun 2 just has himself a day (wait for it) \o/ #retrogaming
November 7, 2024 at 1:39 PM
they're making me pay duty on a book
November 8, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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“Nah you see they didn’t want to get sued so in America they call the boxer ‘Balrog’, the dictator ‘M.Bison’, and the claw guy ‘Vega’.”
November 5, 2024 at 6:07 PM
robot corner
November 5, 2024 at 3:00 PM