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I'm the guy who shot jfk (he/him)
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hey, here's some music i made. posting it early here for all the bluesky people
common-trouble.bandcamp.com/album/spider...
Spiders, Birds, and Dragonflies, by Common Trouble
10 track album
common-trouble.bandcamp.com
i mean, this is arguably worse, right? they're indisputably making money directly off of CSAM now
January 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
the doors are a band whose whole thing was being 90% boring but then spending the other 10% of their time doing stuff that's so cool it tricks you into thinking they're interesting in general
January 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
thinking about jacob elordi in saltburn, genuinely a good performance, that movie's only real saving grace, and imagining him, under the same director, playing...heathcliff. i'm sorry, it doesn't make any sense
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
nice. under the current situation people keep almost crashing into me coming off that ramp because they don't realize there's a yield sign there now
Upcoming ramp closure in support of the Windsor Street Exchange project: Beginning at 7 p.m. on Jan. 8, the Massachusetts Avenue ramp to the Windsor Street Exchange will be closed, with a detour in place until late 2027 for overpass construction. Details: www.halifax.ca/home/news/up... (1/2)
January 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
January 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
fear not, though generally non-confrontational there are specific scenarios where i am capable of saying no
If Will and I have a kid who asks for rodents as pets I am foldin like laundry
January 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
elbows up!!!!
Mark Carney did not join NATO allies in signing this joint statement reaffirming the sovereignty and territorial integrity of Denmark and Greenland:
Joint statement on Greenland signed by the leaders of 🇫🇷🇩🇪🇮🇹🇵🇱🇪🇸🇬🇧🇩🇰

"Greenland belongs to its people. It is for Denmark and Greenland, and them only, to decide on matters concerning Denmark and Greenland."
January 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
okay i have fixed all the problems for real and am actually playing the game this time twitch.tv/slimer_real
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
January 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
haha live again with fixed audio (linux is really good but sometimes you do get briefly fooled) twitch.tv/slimer_real
slimer_real - Twitch
it's mario monday
twitch.tv
January 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
it is mario monday twitch.tv/slimer_real
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
January 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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the repulsion you feel when you see Grimace is because they used to be one of the only predators of humans
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
im a little ashamed to admit that ocarina of time is the only game listed here i've actually played
Quote this with your favourite game from 1998 NOW, and what your favourite was THEN (if you had one)

Localisations/expansions count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.

Two-way ties count.

For a fuller refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
January 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
mario monday. streaming mario 3d world at 6 or 6:30, picking up where mario month left off
January 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
been playing minecraft with some buddies. made this tower and i'm pretty proud of it. going to add a second tower on the other side of the river and make a little bridge between them, eventually
January 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
hrp gets more money than god, they could really stand to just park a car at the end of the 102, right next to that 50km/h sign where it becomes bayers. real fucking sick of merging on to bayers going 50 and having people still cruising at highway speed acting like i'm the jackass for going the limit
January 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
imperative to never write a chord progression that sounds like it could soundtrack fred from the scooby gang excitedly exclaiming "okay guys, let's solve this mystery!" this is where most pop punk fails
January 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
i cant fucking take it anymore
Incredibly funny that this is the closest Matty Yglesias will ever get to admitting he was wrong about American empire. “Looks like that leftist was right. Like a fucking IDIOT”
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
man, fuck this guy. why can't he even speak in a way that's fucking dignified? "BY THE WAY, it's actually the CUBANS who are the REAL COLONIZERS!" shut up, you stupid fucking baby! shut up!
WELKER: Is the Cuban government the Trump administration's next target?

MARCO RUBIO: Well, the Cuban government is a huge problem. Yeah.

WELKER: Is that a yes?

RUBIO: I think they're in a lot of trouble, yes
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
remember mario month, and how i never finished it? well, i'm going to rectify that in this new year. mario mondays start tomorrow evening, and will continue until i've finished the mainline marios
January 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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doing a weekly newsletter sort of thing on my blog now. it is about music and baseball and other stuff. posting every sunday morning (or very late saturday night). first one is up now willscoolblog.neocities.org
will's cool blog
willscoolblog.neocities.org
January 4, 2026 at 5:22 AM
she wore it to bed. going to give herself soda dreams
grace has been wearing her mountain dew baja blast t-shirt around the house all day. they're calling it "going soda mode"
January 4, 2026 at 5:22 AM
doing a weekly newsletter sort of thing on my blog now. it is about music and baseball and other stuff. posting every sunday morning (or very late saturday night). first one is up now willscoolblog.neocities.org
will's cool blog
willscoolblog.neocities.org
January 4, 2026 at 5:22 AM
grace has been wearing her mountain dew baja blast t-shirt around the house all day. they're calling it "going soda mode"
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
started intermezzo. sally rooney is so dang good
January 4, 2026 at 1:49 AM
saying "maduro was a bad, bad man" is saying you're in favor of this. i do not care what else you say. making that the first point makes it pretty fucking clear where we're planting our flag. america's toadies, now and forever. "elbows up" indeed
Please see my statement on the situation in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM