Slings
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Adequate, forgettable, occasionally regrettable.
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Wishing the Texas Rangers a very winless June for 2025 and every year until they start doing a Pride Night like literally every other MLB team
June 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Wishing the Texas Rangers a very winless June for 2025 and every year until they start doing a Pride Night like literally every other MLB team
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If you cannot honor an American hero like Jackie Robinson -- and especially if you go out of your way to attempt to ERASE him -- you are a white supremacist. That's just a simple fact.
It's high time that everyone say that in clear terms. That we call these people what they are.
It's high time that everyone say that in clear terms. That we call these people what they are.
March 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If you cannot honor an American hero like Jackie Robinson -- and especially if you go out of your way to attempt to ERASE him -- you are a white supremacist. That's just a simple fact.
It's high time that everyone say that in clear terms. That we call these people what they are.
It's high time that everyone say that in clear terms. That we call these people what they are.
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RFK really missed the simplest lesson of LBJ’s career, try not to get any kids killed if your name rhymes with “how many kids did you kill today”
February 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
RFK really missed the simplest lesson of LBJ’s career, try not to get any kids killed if your name rhymes with “how many kids did you kill today”
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AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.
February 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.
Gretzky's Maga you rubes. He was literally in the room during the inauguration
February 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Gretzky's Maga you rubes. He was literally in the room during the inauguration
In what fucking universe do you think they let the freshly conquered people vote? The land becomes america. The people do not become Americans.
Canada as the 51st state? Trump thinks it would be a boon to his legacy. But it would also be a boon to Democrats, who would gain a lot more voters. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/17/u...
Canada as the 51st State? In Electoral Terms, Trump’s Idea Favors Democrats.
Bringing Canada into the United States, however farcical the prospect may seem, would alter the political map in a way likely to cost Republicans.
www.nytimes.com
February 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
In what fucking universe do you think they let the freshly conquered people vote? The land becomes america. The people do not become Americans.
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Honestly I thought this was a parody account when I first read it. Holy fuckin shit y'all are cooked.
Oh, I’m so sorry. I took a few hours off to watch a show that commemorates 50 years of the best show on television that was a part of my growing up and is a phenomenal show. may i please have your forgiveness. When it’s over and before I go to bed, I will think of three more ways to work against 47
February 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Honestly I thought this was a parody account when I first read it. Holy fuckin shit y'all are cooked.
We really don't use mom and dad that often with her. It's The Man and The Lady. We don't feel super paternal with her. It really is a roommate situation.
Was talking about our dog w/the wife and instead of saying "when we got her" I almost said "when she moved in with us" and honestly I think I'm going with that from now on.
February 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We really don't use mom and dad that often with her. It's The Man and The Lady. We don't feel super paternal with her. It really is a roommate situation.
Was talking about our dog w/the wife and instead of saying "when we got her" I almost said "when she moved in with us" and honestly I think I'm going with that from now on.
February 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Was talking about our dog w/the wife and instead of saying "when we got her" I almost said "when she moved in with us" and honestly I think I'm going with that from now on.
This flames game has been full of dog shit reffing, and somehow no flame has thought the solution to that is to cross check a duck in the head. I fuckin love this team #goflamesgo
January 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This flames game has been full of dog shit reffing, and somehow no flame has thought the solution to that is to cross check a duck in the head. I fuckin love this team #goflamesgo
It will never NOT amuse me that Tucker Carlson picked the same name for his human son as we did for our female dog.
January 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It will never NOT amuse me that Tucker Carlson picked the same name for his human son as we did for our female dog.
Adam Duritz in the dark side of the 90s:
I didn't talk about it publicly but I had a lot of mental health stuff going on then
Me: yeah, no shit buddy. We all know. We heard your albums.
I didn't talk about it publicly but I had a lot of mental health stuff going on then
Me: yeah, no shit buddy. We all know. We heard your albums.
January 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Adam Duritz in the dark side of the 90s:
I didn't talk about it publicly but I had a lot of mental health stuff going on then
Me: yeah, no shit buddy. We all know. We heard your albums.
I didn't talk about it publicly but I had a lot of mental health stuff going on then
Me: yeah, no shit buddy. We all know. We heard your albums.
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You may have slaughtered my family, but I shall defeat you in the marketplace of ideas
January 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
You may have slaughtered my family, but I shall defeat you in the marketplace of ideas
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It will never not be crazy to me that this beer actually made it to the shelf and you could buy one for money. It was supposed to be a whole series.
December 1, 2024 at 2:41 AM
It will never not be crazy to me that this beer actually made it to the shelf and you could buy one for money. It was supposed to be a whole series.
Ohh you mean the story that takes place 10,000 years before he's born? Probably not.
November 28, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Ohh you mean the story that takes place 10,000 years before he's born? Probably not.
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Rudy Giuliani became irate today when the judge refused to pull his finger
November 27, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Rudy Giuliani became irate today when the judge refused to pull his finger
Good.
Rudy Giuliani: the reality is I have no cash. Right now, if I want to call a taxi, I can't do it. I don't have a credit card; I don't have a checking account. I have no place I can go take cash out, except a little bit that I saved but its getting down to almost nothing
November 27, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Good.
It will never NOT annoy me that Romulan Ale is clearly a spirit
November 24, 2024 at 3:17 AM
It will never NOT annoy me that Romulan Ale is clearly a spirit
I know I'm late to the penguin party but my favourite aspect of this show is he takes under his wing the kid he catches stealing his rims.
they gave him a Jason Todd.
they gave him a Jason Todd.
November 23, 2024 at 8:30 PM
I know I'm late to the penguin party but my favourite aspect of this show is he takes under his wing the kid he catches stealing his rims.
they gave him a Jason Todd.
they gave him a Jason Todd.
The Caesar is my favourite way to clock someone as a fellow Canadian. And now it's my favourite thing to clock someone with.
Spicy Caesar. Looks like blood, stings the eyes, smells like clams. It's the total package.
Last night I heard a story about someone going to a bar where she discovered her lover was having dinner with another woman. She bought and then threw a drink at him in the dining room, buying the drink for that purpose. I then started wondering, what is the best cocktail to throw at someone?
November 23, 2024 at 5:34 PM
The Caesar is my favourite way to clock someone as a fellow Canadian. And now it's my favourite thing to clock someone with.
That and he thinks he's a fucking Templar.
The nomination of Pete Hegseth to be Secretary of Defense should give all Americans pause. Not only the allegation of sexual assault but also his retrograde views of women and his bizarre right wing conspiracy theories outlined in his books.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Donald Trump’s Most Dangerous Cabinet Pick
Pete Hegseth considers himself to be at war with basically everybody to Trump’s left, and it is by no means clear that he means war metaphorically.
www.theatlantic.com
November 22, 2024 at 3:26 AM
That and he thinks he's a fucking Templar.
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i can't get over the fact that a journalist met the woman cormac mccarthy molested when she was a teenager and then wrote an article about her (honestly amazing) life story in the style of a Cormac McCarthy, as a fan tribute.
November 21, 2024 at 5:23 AM
i can't get over the fact that a journalist met the woman cormac mccarthy molested when she was a teenager and then wrote an article about her (honestly amazing) life story in the style of a Cormac McCarthy, as a fan tribute.
Fuck. This would have been funnier if I'd picked "child of God" instead.
Ahhh well. Live and learn.
Ahhh well. Live and learn.
I for one am SHOCKED that the man who wrote blood meridian was in fact a sex pest.
November 21, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Fuck. This would have been funnier if I'd picked "child of God" instead.
Ahhh well. Live and learn.
Ahhh well. Live and learn.