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Panicked xAI Technicians Frantically Throw Levers To Find The One Controlling Grok’s Pedophilia https://theonion.com/panicked-xai-technicians-frantically-throw-levers-to-find-the-one-controlling-groks-pedophilia/
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Panicked xAI Technicians Frantically Throw Levers To Find The One Controlling Grok’s Pedophilia https://theonion.com/panicked-xai-technicians-frantically-throw-levers-to-find-the-one-controlling-groks-pedophilia/
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If you hear moaning and groaning in the woods it's just me getting dragged back into the bog
January 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
If you hear moaning and groaning in the woods it's just me getting dragged back into the bog
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who will volunteer to bake me whole into a cake to send to luigi mangione
January 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
who will volunteer to bake me whole into a cake to send to luigi mangione
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If we win the #revolution that man will be pardoned by the people.
January 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
If we win the #revolution that man will be pardoned by the people.
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Releasing the cadaver dogs to find my brain this morning
January 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Releasing the cadaver dogs to find my brain this morning
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Increasingly Worried Man Hasn’t Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito https://theonion.com/increasingly-worried-man-hasn-t-yet-come-across-any-gua-1819576083/
January 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Increasingly Worried Man Hasn’t Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito https://theonion.com/increasingly-worried-man-hasn-t-yet-come-across-any-gua-1819576083/
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James Talarico: “The biggest divide in this country is not left vs right, it’s top vs bottom — this new war is just the latest example of how billionaires run this country, run this economy, run this goverment, & now run our foreign policy”
January 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
James Talarico: “The biggest divide in this country is not left vs right, it’s top vs bottom — this new war is just the latest example of how billionaires run this country, run this economy, run this goverment, & now run our foreign policy”
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I'm barely literate
January 5, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I'm barely literate
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Angry songs are lowkey the most loving of them all cause if I didn’t care I wouldn’t be screaming about it
January 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Angry songs are lowkey the most loving of them all cause if I didn’t care I wouldn’t be screaming about it
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It's cold, i go back bed?
a fox is laying on its back on a bed with a blue blanket .
ALT: a fox is laying on its back on a bed with a blue blanket .
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January 5, 2026 at 1:03 PM
It's cold, i go back bed?
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despite everything, it's still me. i'm still kicking, and i'm still wrenching on my problems.
slow steady meaningful change and progress.
slow steady meaningful change and progress.
January 4, 2026 at 5:44 PM
despite everything, it's still me. i'm still kicking, and i'm still wrenching on my problems.
slow steady meaningful change and progress.
slow steady meaningful change and progress.
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Feeling a little waterlogged from being mysterious and haunting the lake
January 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Feeling a little waterlogged from being mysterious and haunting the lake
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Dictators kidnapping dictators is so hot right now!
January 4, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Dictators kidnapping dictators is so hot right now!
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In decades past, I used to seduce nerdy guys by telling them my CPU processor speed specs 👀🤭.
January 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
In decades past, I used to seduce nerdy guys by telling them my CPU processor speed specs 👀🤭.
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Gnawing the marrow out of your boner
January 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Gnawing the marrow out of your boner
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Serenading myself in the shower
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Serenading myself in the shower
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Activating dark Blerr mode
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Activating dark Blerr mode
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Me reading your skeets
January 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Me reading your skeets
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I really, really, really need to hear from the guys who wouldn't vote kamala because "she'll girlboss her way into another war"
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I really, really, really need to hear from the guys who wouldn't vote kamala because "she'll girlboss her way into another war"