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Miss Moss
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She / Her, like 30
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Summer time means BIKINIS! 👀
June 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Did you know you can weaponize your denial kink to quit nicotine?
June 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I’m hearing rumors that thousands of people are calling the ICE tip line to report little green men and other aliens from outer space. That’s not why ICE set up this number, so you should absolutely NOT call that tip line to report those types of aliens. 👽

I repeat—do NOT call the below number! ☎️
June 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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bluesky's problem with people who are unable or unwilling to recognize a joke is really just a twitter problem bluesky hasn't solved. look at the replies to this tweet.
June 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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They lie about everything
June 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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fuck Kristi Noem i hope they bury her in a gravel pit like that dog she killed. and the goat
June 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hey if you work for ICE or the police or the military just a reminder that your orders are just words but the people you’re kidnapping from their homes and workplaces are family members and community so maybe just take the write up for not meeting your quota?
June 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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a woman just trying to get home gets shot
June 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
A bump of k before bed call that bedamine
June 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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May 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Meat and fuck? No thanks I’m vegan
May 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Why do creatine burps taste for the world like cocaine burps
May 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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A reminder: Both sheriffs and local police have the right to refuse ICE detainers. These requests are voluntary and not legally enforceable under federal law. Across the country, many sheriffs and police departments choose not to cooperate and that choice is fully within their legal rights.
May 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position at this point.
May 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Orion is my soul dog, an extension of myself.

#pibble #rednose #bestfriend #pitbull
May 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Slavoj Zizek is Hemingway for leftists

Lenin is Jordan Peterson for leftists

I will not be explaining this any further
May 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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April 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Cloudy with a chance of pissballs
April 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sikh turbans are like gang colors but for just being really nice and helpful
April 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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really feel like i scored one for the little guys today by making my dealer sit thru my set before i bought weed from him
April 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway…

LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨
April 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Gonna smoke an estrogen bowl to take the edge off
April 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Casual reminder it’s more common to be intersex than it is to have red hair
April 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM