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Presents🎁Connoisseur
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Pretty Good at Really Bad. Unoriginal Wit. Post Enjoyer. My Pronouns are ██/██ please do not refer to me
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I only make bad memes for people who have never been normal about anything ever
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December 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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hi pets, me and wife are scared but very close to living in a safe place, so we come here asking for mutual aid. any help is welcome.

ko-fi.com/tabymeow

my medical condition is a lot clearer since the schizophrenia diagnosis. i suffer from a pain disorder caused by trauma, and it's uncertain if +
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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In 1999, this is the annoying upselling guy at the music store who handles keyboard instruments and is of no use to you as you check out guitars
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Having Halle Berry smoke my political career would make my soul ache.
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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oh that’s good. not enough of every aspect of our lives were financialized quite yet
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Soup of the day: Detroit style pizza
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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My timeline. Thank you Bluesky
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Mind boggling for anyone who has ever worked in this space.
DoD IG confirms the Secretary copied operational details from a SECRET//NOFORN CENTCOM brief into a 19-person Signal chat that included a journalist. This occurred 2–4 hours before U.S. strikes in Yemen.
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Act normal
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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They got me sitting next to hr…
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Jesus please protect me…

I’m at the holiday party and the drugs are kicking in
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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“A kid who’s parents make 200k a year got a free lunch” is the same energy as “a person not using a wheelchair went up a ramp” WHO CARES?????
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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People also forget that their own status isn’t permanent. You can become disabled, temporarily or permanently. Almost everyone will to some degree as we age. You can become poor even if you aren’t today.
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Blight of American culture to police who “should” have access to social services, when the right answer is everyone. Setting a threshold on who is disabled enough, poor enough, working hard enough, sick enough, healthy enough, etc. results in moving goalposts that are used to deny people services.
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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i’m taking a jazz musician like approach to life: i double down on my mistakes until they seem like they were on purpose
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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One of the most fascinating things Jordan Peterson ever said was that “Marx failed to consider most ideas were wrong”.

No he didn’t. He said everyone was wrong all the time. That’s kind of one of his main things.
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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I've received thousands of spam messages over the years but this one might be an all-timer
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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what with the "shrug, eugenics isn't inherently bad" guy and the "accommodations have gone too far" defenders, it really feels like a rough week (or rougher week than usual) for disabled people, and I would politely ask the universe to KNOCK IT OFF
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Look, we’re not Nazis. We say the same things they said, and commit the same crimes. But that’s where the similarities end.
This would be, without any doubt, a war crime committed by the United States. We prosecuted Germans and Japanese for doing this exact thing in WWII.
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Today on his birthday, we’re remembering the great Tony Todd, not only for the iconic roles he embodied, but for the tremendous passion he had for his work, and for his thoughtful and nuanced approach to a genre that was lucky to benefit from his gifts. He is missed.
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM