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Slug Sparted
@snailspotted.bsky.social
Astrologer in the PNW. Bass & guitar player, 25 (he/him)
♒️ Sun ♈️ Moon ♌️ Rising
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REGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸
January 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational
January 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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normalize being really mean and evil and straight up just a bad person
January 7, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Peaceful, easy feeling.
January 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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Today is celebrated by some Christians as Three Kings Day to commemorate the Magi visiting Jesus after he was born, and in the Spanish speaking world this has become a day to celebrate astrology and astrologers in general.
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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washed right up on the beach nearby
January 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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saturn in aries will reward audacity. the loudest, most bold person in the room, and not exactly the most prepared. so just do it. post the damn video, reel, etc. there's someone out there less qualified doing better bc of their audacity.
January 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
my fuckijg kingdom bro

my kingdom for a fucking horse bro
December 20, 2025 at 7:05 AM
mars has entered scorpio
September 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Last days of summer scenes, Kenai River Alaska.
September 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Edibles. Weed technology is advancing at a Space Age pace.
Ok. It feels like quite literally everything is worse than it was 5 years ago. Products, commercials, the world etc.

So I ask: what are you experiencing that you feel is better than it was 5 years ago?
August 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
June 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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“hello, i am the US military and today we’re going to force fem capitalism”
i don't know why i find the title so funny
June 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Have you ever tried to describe love with words? You could write a million love songs, pen a thousand poems and you’d never be able to truly capture it because the essence of love goes beyond what we can communicate with words.

That’s why Mercury falls in Pisces.
June 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Probably my favorite tifo ever and hearing Allianz roar as it went up got me choked up.
June 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
happy birthday to all dads
June 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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dino cards, screenshot from the official website, pc (1996) web.archive.org/web/19970113...
June 5, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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June 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
gregnant with grossibilities
June 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Jove is the only ruler that finds its exaltation in a Sign lacking in other dignities. He has no triplicity there, and certainly no domicile like Mercury. He elicits admiration and honors while being a foreigner in a foreign land.

Now it's a good time to love foreigners as the most honored guests.
June 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM