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NEW: Tina Peters is staying put in a Colorado prison.

Colorado's Department of Corrections tells me it does not intend to respond to a DOJ request to move Peters to federal custody.
www.9news.com/article/news...
Tina Peters to remain in state custody despite federal request
The Colorado Department of Corrections is resisting federal pressure to transfer a former Mesa County clerk to federal custody, despite Trump's backing.
www.9news.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
is he having generic stuff for his thanksgiving dinner? i'm guessing he doesn't consider himself one of the peasants... oh sorry... ordinary folks
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I just fixed a strange thump coming from the back of my car for $2 🥳 A gas tank strap rivet was missing... so random.
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I had to go look and just searched for "account based in" it's pretty funny, Elon just revealed what a joke it is over there
I know very few of you like going over to Twitter to do anything, really... but right now, it is funny AF watching all these poser accounts getting unmasked .
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
holy fuck this franklin graham commercial is annoying
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I really don't understand why google one of the largest computing companies in the world can't figure out that when i'm on the play store on my computer and click to install an app on my phone i want to install it on the one i use daily not the one i haven't turned on in three months...
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I hope they do sue the feds
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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i’m sure someone else has already put this together but fucking wild he called for members of congress to be hanged the same day the coast guard said a noose is no longer a hate symbol
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
subscribe to monthly and get 12 months for the price of 13... don't let this deal get away!
Ahh private window, here it is. Godspeed.
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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I’m thinking the Dems need to run on nothing less than remaking American democracy.

End Citizens United, totally reform the corrupt and broken SCOTUS, a new voting rights act, ban gerrymandering everywhere.

And give Trump figures who broke the law fair trials, and ban them from federal jobs.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen... the GOP replacement for the ACA, putting potatoes in your socks, you will be asked to eat them after one week cause we're also killing SNAP
Under-the-weather TikTokers are slicing raw potatoes and placing them in their — and their children’s — socks before bed. The theory is that the potato draws out toxins.

However, experts warn against relying on folk remedies over medical care.
No, putting a potato in your sock will not cure a cold
TikTokers are placing slices of raw potatoes in their — and their children’s socks — overnight to cure illnesses.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
In Donald's defense he's already been convicted in court of lying about numbers so... i forgot where i was going with this defense.
Oh, so he totally stole the money
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
i had totally forgotten about this
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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“.. in a group Signal chat, .. he wrote in part: ‘I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.’”

@reuters.com #Chicago
www.reuters.com/world/us/bor...
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
close to $2/gallon and he's close to 6'3" and 224 lbs
Trump: "I don't want to hear about the affordability, because right now we're much less. If you look at energy, we're getting close to $2 a gallon gasoline."
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
10:50 pm and our CEO is messaging me asking what I thought about some different pricing plans and all i'm thinking is, it's 12:50 am your time and i'm not sales or marketing, did you get the right person?
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You thought picking a healthcare plan was tough before, now imagine having to choose between a few only to find out you don't have the security clearance to read them
Mike Johnson talks about the Republican "healthcare plan" like it's highly classified information: "We're not gonna be on a conference call explaining all our plans and strategies for healthcare reform, because they're leaked in real time."
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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When someone votes to install a Trump member of cabinet and that person enacts Trump's agenda, that's literally voting for Trump's agenda.

One of the first things Brooke Rollins did at USDA was get rid of $1 billion in funding for meals at schools and food banks. That's Trump's agenda.
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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If the game hits 2am Eastern the score is reset to an hour before and everyone has to repeat exactly what they did to preserve the space time continuum, thems the rules
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
crap am i going to have to switch from beer to coffee to stay up for this game?
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM