Snookums
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American in Berlin | Vespa Freak 🛵 | Trekkie🖖| Cat Parent 😸😸| 🏳️🌈 | she/her
I’m assuming Blanche was in charge of the décor, because I refuse to believe the cock & balls mold behind them was an accident.
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I’m assuming Blanche was in charge of the décor, because I refuse to believe the cock & balls mold behind them was an accident.
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In Zaragoza, Spain, the sculpture La Mujer Que Nunca Hizo Nada (The Woman Who Never Did Anything) pays tribute to the often overlooked, unpaid work of women at home that keeps families & societies functioning. Xmas is one of their busiest times
#GoodMorning, everyone
Art: José Luis Fernández (2001)
#GoodMorning, everyone
Art: José Luis Fernández (2001)
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
In Zaragoza, Spain, the sculpture La Mujer Que Nunca Hizo Nada (The Woman Who Never Did Anything) pays tribute to the often overlooked, unpaid work of women at home that keeps families & societies functioning. Xmas is one of their busiest times
#GoodMorning, everyone
Art: José Luis Fernández (2001)
#GoodMorning, everyone
Art: José Luis Fernández (2001)
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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Jimmy Kimmel on Thursday night’s last show of the year:
“There is still much more good in this country than bad, and we hope that you will bear with us during this extended psychotic episode that we’re in the middle of.”
“There is still much more good in this country than bad, and we hope that you will bear with us during this extended psychotic episode that we’re in the middle of.”
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Jimmy Kimmel on Thursday night’s last show of the year:
“There is still much more good in this country than bad, and we hope that you will bear with us during this extended psychotic episode that we’re in the middle of.”
“There is still much more good in this country than bad, and we hope that you will bear with us during this extended psychotic episode that we’re in the middle of.”
In times like these, a little joy goes a long way. This story about a husband who turned his late wife’s "snowpeople" collection into a community exhibit will warm your heart. Read more and meet the snowpeople bringing smiles to thousands.
wapo.st/4s1L59D (gift article)
wapo.st/4s1L59D (gift article)
December 18, 2025 at 10:23 AM
In times like these, a little joy goes a long way. This story about a husband who turned his late wife’s "snowpeople" collection into a community exhibit will warm your heart. Read more and meet the snowpeople bringing smiles to thousands.
wapo.st/4s1L59D (gift article)
wapo.st/4s1L59D (gift article)
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If you know, you know....
December 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If you know, you know....
Just got #Whammed at the company Christmas party. Multiple times. Mariah Carey followed soon after. Where is that Baileys to put in my hot chocolate?
#Whammageddon I’m out. :(
#Whammageddon I’m out. :(
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Just got #Whammed at the company Christmas party. Multiple times. Mariah Carey followed soon after. Where is that Baileys to put in my hot chocolate?
#Whammageddon I’m out. :(
#Whammageddon I’m out. :(
Christmas-market karaoke hit me with ‘Last Christmas’ today — but not the Wham! version.
Off-key, and it sounded like the singer REALLY lost someone - so it was pretty genuine.
My question: Does this mean I’m #Whammed… or just Wham-adjacent? #Whammaggedon
Off-key, and it sounded like the singer REALLY lost someone - so it was pretty genuine.
My question: Does this mean I’m #Whammed… or just Wham-adjacent? #Whammaggedon
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Christmas-market karaoke hit me with ‘Last Christmas’ today — but not the Wham! version.
Off-key, and it sounded like the singer REALLY lost someone - so it was pretty genuine.
My question: Does this mean I’m #Whammed… or just Wham-adjacent? #Whammaggedon
Off-key, and it sounded like the singer REALLY lost someone - so it was pretty genuine.
My question: Does this mean I’m #Whammed… or just Wham-adjacent? #Whammaggedon
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I feel like this holiday season, it's important to remind people of the true meaning of christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I feel like this holiday season, it's important to remind people of the true meaning of christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.
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Moin. Good morning.
All right, everyone. Gird your loins because #Whamageddon starts today. If you heard it last week, it doesn't count. But do be more careful! May the odds always be in your favor.
All right, everyone. Gird your loins because #Whamageddon starts today. If you heard it last week, it doesn't count. But do be more careful! May the odds always be in your favor.
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Moin. Good morning.
All right, everyone. Gird your loins because #Whamageddon starts today. If you heard it last week, it doesn't count. But do be more careful! May the odds always be in your favor.
All right, everyone. Gird your loins because #Whamageddon starts today. If you heard it last week, it doesn't count. But do be more careful! May the odds always be in your favor.
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#Whamageddon. He stalks us in tones of dulcet heartache.
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM
#Whamageddon. He stalks us in tones of dulcet heartache.
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Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
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need something fun to watch? how about this: THREE MEN IN A BOAT (1975), dramatized by Tom fuckin' Stoppard and starring Tim Curry and Michael Palin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgwk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgwk...
"THREE MEN IN A BOAT" (1975 Jerome K. Jerome TV Adaptation-starring Tim Curry, Michael Palin)
YouTube video by Archive Media Vault
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November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
need something fun to watch? how about this: THREE MEN IN A BOAT (1975), dramatized by Tom fuckin' Stoppard and starring Tim Curry and Michael Palin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgwk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgwk...
This news makes me cautiously optimistic that accountability in the U.S. might eventually catch up to… well, you know who. wapo.st/3Xi9bis
Bolsonaro out of appeals, will start 27-year sentence for coup attempt
The former Brazilian president will begin his sentence in a specially prepared cell at federal police headquarters in Brasília.
wapo.st
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
This news makes me cautiously optimistic that accountability in the U.S. might eventually catch up to… well, you know who. wapo.st/3Xi9bis
Nothing like a snowy walk to the bus stop to remind you that life is beautiful—
—right up until the exact moment your bus speeds past while you are still 100 metres away.
Next bus in 10 minutes. Character development arc continues.
—right up until the exact moment your bus speeds past while you are still 100 metres away.
Next bus in 10 minutes. Character development arc continues.
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Nothing like a snowy walk to the bus stop to remind you that life is beautiful—
—right up until the exact moment your bus speeds past while you are still 100 metres away.
Next bus in 10 minutes. Character development arc continues.
—right up until the exact moment your bus speeds past while you are still 100 metres away.
Next bus in 10 minutes. Character development arc continues.
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What a classless piece of shit.
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What a classless piece of shit.
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I can never hear or see something about the extreme right Proud Boys without remembering that "proud boy" is a term for a gelding that doesn't realize it's been neutered and keeps acting like a stallion. So do with that info what you will. *sips coffee*
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I can never hear or see something about the extreme right Proud Boys without remembering that "proud boy" is a term for a gelding that doesn't realize it's been neutered and keeps acting like a stallion. So do with that info what you will. *sips coffee*
Work buddy level: expert
Nap buddy level: master
Nap buddy level: master
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Work buddy level: expert
Nap buddy level: master
Nap buddy level: master
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Hating Donald Trump isn't hating America, it is loving everything America strives to be.
October 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hating Donald Trump isn't hating America, it is loving everything America strives to be.
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Me walking outside:
Ahh, Mist
(This works in either English or German)
Ahh, Mist
(This works in either English or German)
October 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Me walking outside:
Ahh, Mist
(This works in either English or German)
Ahh, Mist
(This works in either English or German)
The only man to appeal his conviction for raping Gisèle Pelicot had his prison sentence INCREASED!
Certainly worth celebrating today!
wapo.st/4n23lfs - gift article
Certainly worth celebrating today!
wapo.st/4n23lfs - gift article
French court increases sentence to 10 years for man who raped Gisèle Pelicot in landmark case
A French appeals court has increased the sentence to 10 years for a man who raped Gisèle Pelicot while she was drugged and unconscious
wapo.st
October 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The only man to appeal his conviction for raping Gisèle Pelicot had his prison sentence INCREASED!
Certainly worth celebrating today!
wapo.st/4n23lfs - gift article
Certainly worth celebrating today!
wapo.st/4n23lfs - gift article
Still a few seats available!
RSVP now, before everyone else wakes up from this lovely, long weekend.
RSVP now, before everyone else wakes up from this lovely, long weekend.
Wanna come see Beto O'Rourke in Berlin on Tue., Oct. 7? 𝘖𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰! You can also get help from Vote from Abroad voter assistants at the event. @demsabroad.bsky.social @votefromabroad.bsky.social
RSVP now: www.democratsabroad.org/sarahmulloy/...
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October 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Still a few seats available!
RSVP now, before everyone else wakes up from this lovely, long weekend.
RSVP now, before everyone else wakes up from this lovely, long weekend.
I’m IN!
Wanna come see Beto O'Rourke in Berlin on Tue., Oct. 7? 𝘖𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰! You can also get help from Vote from Abroad voter assistants at the event. @demsabroad.bsky.social @votefromabroad.bsky.social
RSVP now: www.democratsabroad.org/sarahmulloy/...
RSVP now: www.democratsabroad.org/sarahmulloy/...
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’m IN!
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I know for a fact that Antifa is not an organization because I don't get emails from them asking for money.
September 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I know for a fact that Antifa is not an organization because I don't get emails from them asking for money.