SoapboxPreacher
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I do skateboarding for the government
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You can’t “fix” X, The Everything App by going back and posting there because the owner has this thumb on the scale of the algorithm to promote the worst ideas and people. It’s not a viable solution, you have to let it go.
Dear Bluesky liberals. Come back to Twitter. Please. PLEASE.
December 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You can’t “fix” X, The Everything App by going back and posting there because the owner has this thumb on the scale of the algorithm to promote the worst ideas and people. It’s not a viable solution, you have to let it go.
Folks, slap on those sleuthing caps because tonight everybody’s favourite diaper-wearing detective, Benoit Blanc is back with a brand new Netflix mystery! That’s right, a murder has been committed and thanks to advances in odour and leak protection, Benoit has the confidence to investigate all day!
December 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Folks, slap on those sleuthing caps because tonight everybody’s favourite diaper-wearing detective, Benoit Blanc is back with a brand new Netflix mystery! That’s right, a murder has been committed and thanks to advances in odour and leak protection, Benoit has the confidence to investigate all day!
The absolute laziest gang of shits ever elected. You already had all summer off you corrupt assholes
Ford government extends Ontario legislature’s Christmas break until late March
Ford government extends Ontario legislature’s Christmas break until late March
Premier Doug Ford's government is giving the Ontario legislature an unusually long Christmas break, extending it until March 23.
www.thestar.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The absolute laziest gang of shits ever elected. You already had all summer off you corrupt assholes
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they're coming to him with tears in their eyes saying sir, you have no juice, you have the least juice we've ever seen
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
they're coming to him with tears in their eyes saying sir, you have no juice, you have the least juice we've ever seen
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been having a tough time lately nana
AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
been having a tough time lately nana
AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ
This conference I’m at gave out a 3d print of their mascot as swag, and it honestly looks like elves made it out of toothpaste
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This conference I’m at gave out a 3d print of their mascot as swag, and it honestly looks like elves made it out of toothpaste
Sam Altman frantically asking his first baby (ChatGPT) how many rocks are recommended to be fed to his second baby (real)
December 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Sam Altman frantically asking his first baby (ChatGPT) how many rocks are recommended to be fed to his second baby (real)
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If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
It’s weird that when Elon said he was going to solve Twitter’s bot problem, he meant the problem where Twitter wasn’t paying bots to post
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
It’s weird that when Elon said he was going to solve Twitter’s bot problem, he meant the problem where Twitter wasn’t paying bots to post
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grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words
Tweeting fifty-SIX times a day until I have enough clout and money to buy Twitter back from pale worm Elon
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Tweeting fifty-SIX times a day until I have enough clout and money to buy Twitter back from pale worm Elon
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Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls
Elon Musk Gave Away $474 Million in 2024, Mostly to Entities He Controls
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls.
bloom.bg
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account
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they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
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Why the fuck is this framed as “teenager chose to prostitute herself and ruined the career of innocent congressman”
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Why the fuck is this framed as “teenager chose to prostitute herself and ruined the career of innocent congressman”
Took a quick trip to Rome to take in some Western artwork. Michelangelo was a true master, and David was his masterpiece!
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Took a quick trip to Rome to take in some Western artwork. Michelangelo was a true master, and David was his masterpiece!
The Fifth Element, which I have seen many times, has great style. Watch it at 0.5x speed to really appreciate the alpha
Would love to collab with Zorg some day!
Would love to collab with Zorg some day!
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Fifth Element, which I have seen many times, has great style. Watch it at 0.5x speed to really appreciate the alpha
Would love to collab with Zorg some day!
Would love to collab with Zorg some day!
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“people who disagree with me are the thought police” is such an embarrassing thing to say. it’s also such a bari weiss thing to say
October 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“people who disagree with me are the thought police” is such an embarrassing thing to say. it’s also such a bari weiss thing to say
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I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
Shocking news out of the federal courts today, where I’m hearing P Diddy has been sentenced to fund a wing in Donald Trump’s presidential library
October 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Shocking news out of the federal courts today, where I’m hearing P Diddy has been sentenced to fund a wing in Donald Trump’s presidential library
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Abundantly stupid
I genuinely cannot believe that Ezra Klein said we should run pro-life candidates in Kansas, Ohio, and Missouri; three states that recently held abortion referendums where the pro-choice side won!
![Issue 1
November 7, 2023
Right to Reproductive Freedom with Protections for Health and Safety(1]
Results
Choice
Votes
%
& Yes
2,227,384
56.78%
No
1,695,480
43.22%
Total votes
3,922,864
100.00%](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gouysuoxatjdb5bjcqe4sfh7/bafkreielbywjkgthjrsgp5s7na3nxbcn3wrdpwegj7vtrqswh6goqydgra@jpeg)
September 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Abundantly stupid
Kash Patel’s FBI got a bunch of dogs sick by burning a big pile of methamphetamine, which sounds bad, but is actually a big improvement over what the GOP usually does to dogs
September 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Kash Patel’s FBI got a bunch of dogs sick by burning a big pile of methamphetamine, which sounds bad, but is actually a big improvement over what the GOP usually does to dogs
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God what a fucking idiot
Joe Rogan gets fooled by an obviously-AI-generated video of Tim Walz.
Dude is the most gullible man on the planet, seriously.
Dude is the most gullible man on the planet, seriously.
September 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
God what a fucking idiot
My work laptop gets so hot the finger oil has seasoned the surface like a nice cast iron skillet
September 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My work laptop gets so hot the finger oil has seasoned the surface like a nice cast iron skillet