Turret Housewife
@soapsass.bsky.social
Reading romance. Watching drama. Yelling at referees. Shutter clicker.
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I miss the days when Trina looked at Curtis like the bum ass bobblehead he is. #GH
Screw this. Trina Robinson went off the boat with Spencer in 2024, because this isn’t her.
Calling Taggert by his last name and saying Curtis is her “real” dad? Portia needs to stop looking sad and tell Trina that she and Curtis already went their separate ways when she slept with Isaiah. #GH
Calling Taggert by his last name and saying Curtis is her “real” dad? Portia needs to stop looking sad and tell Trina that she and Curtis already went their separate ways when she slept with Isaiah. #GH
January 29, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I miss the days when Trina looked at Curtis like the bum ass bobblehead he is. #GH
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JANE FONDA: “I know Don Lemon. My husband created CNN. And I will fight for their right to speak… they arrested the wrong Don. This is how autocrats act. We can’t fall for it.”
January 31, 2026 at 4:54 AM
JANE FONDA: “I know Don Lemon. My husband created CNN. And I will fight for their right to speak… they arrested the wrong Don. This is how autocrats act. We can’t fall for it.”
lol this is so true. It’s also how I feel about soap operas.
finishing another gloriously camp episode of The Traitors before finding out what the internet is going to be irrationally angry about for the next week straight #TheTraitorsUS
a cartoon smiley face with a big smile on its face and a big mouth .
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January 31, 2026 at 6:46 AM
lol this is so true. It’s also how I feel about soap operas.
Rewatching S1 of #TheTraitorsUS. This show wouldn’t have lasted without Alan as host. I’m certain of that.
January 31, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Rewatching S1 of #TheTraitorsUS. This show wouldn’t have lasted without Alan as host. I’m certain of that.
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If people can’t handle lying and betrayal then maybe they shouldn’t watch a show called the traitors #TheTraitorsUS
a woman is sitting on a red couch with her hands up and says `` i 'm just sayin '' .
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January 31, 2026 at 3:54 AM
If people can’t handle lying and betrayal then maybe they shouldn’t watch a show called the traitors #TheTraitorsUS
Friends, I was bored AF with GH this week. I couldn’t even finish the episodes. Is it the show or my seasonal depression?
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January 31, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Friends, I was bored AF with GH this week. I couldn’t even finish the episodes. Is it the show or my seasonal depression?
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No one else could’ve played Moira. No one.
January 31, 2026 at 2:52 AM
No one else could’ve played Moira. No one.
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At every single stage of my life there has been a movie or show suited for my age group in which Catherine O’Hara was a standout player. This just sucks, man.
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
At every single stage of my life there has been a movie or show suited for my age group in which Catherine O’Hara was a standout player. This just sucks, man.
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representation of last night's #TheTraitorsUS
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
representation of last night's #TheTraitorsUS
Agreed. I love BR, but this is accurate.
Rob is giving Boston Rob. Not Cirie. IMO #TheTraitorsUS
January 31, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Agreed. I love BR, but this is accurate.
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Colton is a failed football player. Johnny is a champion skater. #TheTraitorsUS
January 31, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Colton is a failed football player. Johnny is a champion skater. #TheTraitorsUS
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Candiace and Rob still fighting on socials? Oh this ending is going to be messy. More violence please 🍿🤗 #TheTraitorsUS
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January 31, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Candiace and Rob still fighting on socials? Oh this ending is going to be messy. More violence please 🍿🤗 #TheTraitorsUS
I cannot wait for the #AustralianOpen final
January 31, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I cannot wait for the #AustralianOpen final
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every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
Imagine being on his app now, knowing he was too much of a lowlife for even Epstein…
If Elon Musk ever faces any real legal blowback and prison time becomes a possibility he’ll probably go live in space. I’m not even kidding.
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Imagine being on his app now, knowing he was too much of a lowlife for even Epstein…
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Farewell to the great Catherine O'Hara (1954-2026).
Each generation remembers her for something different, the true mark of an enduring talent. #FilmSky
Each generation remembers her for something different, the true mark of an enduring talent. #FilmSky
January 31, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Farewell to the great Catherine O'Hara (1954-2026).
Each generation remembers her for something different, the true mark of an enduring talent. #FilmSky
Each generation remembers her for something different, the true mark of an enduring talent. #FilmSky
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I say he goes now
If Elon Musk ever faces any real legal blowback and prison time becomes a possibility he’ll probably go live in space. I’m not even kidding.
January 31, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I say he goes now
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In 1993, Catherine O'Hara discussed her love of the soap opera As The World Turns. 🌍🕊️
January 30, 2026 at 11:29 PM
In 1993, Catherine O'Hara discussed her love of the soap opera As The World Turns. 🌍🕊️
I wonder if we can stream this with a VPN.
📺 Big news for All My Children fans worldwide!
The dedicated All My Children FAST channel made its debut yesterday on BEONDTV+, bringing Pine Valley to audiences outside the U.S. Classic arcs, unforgettable stories, and the legacy of Agnes Nixon — streaming free, 24/7. 💚
#AllMyChildren #agnesnixon
The dedicated All My Children FAST channel made its debut yesterday on BEONDTV+, bringing Pine Valley to audiences outside the U.S. Classic arcs, unforgettable stories, and the legacy of Agnes Nixon — streaming free, 24/7. 💚
#AllMyChildren #agnesnixon
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I wonder if we can stream this with a VPN.
What in the Cricut??
Newly uploaded episode photo of Bad Jen Cafe #GH
January 31, 2026 at 12:47 AM
What in the Cricut??
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I didn’t have to a chance to do it before I left but I have two Moira Rose funko pops and they will have a permanent home on my desk at work as soon as I’m back in the office 💜
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I didn’t have to a chance to do it before I left but I have two Moira Rose funko pops and they will have a permanent home on my desk at work as soon as I’m back in the office 💜
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Wrote something, got to say some stuff on the radio. It’s not enough. It don’t begin.
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Catherine O'Hara played drunk better than anyone
O'Hara observed people closely; she found the tics, the mannerisms, the specific beats of drunkenness and used them to open us up to her characters' frailty, their vulnerability, their humanity.
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January 30, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Wrote something, got to say some stuff on the radio. It’s not enough. It don’t begin.
www.npr.org/2026/01/30/n...
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January 30, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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