Sofie Lefebvre
@sofetheoaf.bsky.social
The jokes are in the alt text
Back after a long ass time to laugh at my own posts
February 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Back after a long ass time to laugh at my own posts
Just referenced lady gages iconic meat dress and my co worker had no idea what I was talking about (he was 4 in 2010)
October 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Just referenced lady gages iconic meat dress and my co worker had no idea what I was talking about (he was 4 in 2010)
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All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
July 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
Depression is using the same pot you used yesterday to make pasta, to make pasta
June 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Depression is using the same pot you used yesterday to make pasta, to make pasta
Girl math is being proud of myself for not spending $35 on three pins and then immediately spending $130 on 6 BL mangas
May 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Girl math is being proud of myself for not spending $35 on three pins and then immediately spending $130 on 6 BL mangas
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I think we should start doing things to rich people
Food is expensive right now. These expert hacks can help you lower your grocery bill. nyti.ms/3YKjPzw
April 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I think we should start doing things to rich people
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What if the secret to winning elections is somehow Trump's syntax. We need a guy to say stuff like "But we're going to abolish billionaires and we'll be doing it very soon. They'll be paying very high taxes but it'll be very fair. And frankly they haven't paid taxes in a very long time"
March 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What if the secret to winning elections is somehow Trump's syntax. We need a guy to say stuff like "But we're going to abolish billionaires and we'll be doing it very soon. They'll be paying very high taxes but it'll be very fair. And frankly they haven't paid taxes in a very long time"
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got fired from red lobster for naming the lobsters in the tank and asking people if they are sure they wanna order genevieve
December 1, 2024 at 6:54 AM
got fired from red lobster for naming the lobsters in the tank and asking people if they are sure they wanna order genevieve
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My favorite thing about Elon Musk is that he proves money can't buy happiness. Or class, intelligence, friendship, love, purpose, grace, a sense of humor, a clue, taste, likability, expertise, empathy, enlightenment, compassion, respect, morals or whatever is the opposite of profound creepiness
March 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
My favorite thing about Elon Musk is that he proves money can't buy happiness. Or class, intelligence, friendship, love, purpose, grace, a sense of humor, a clue, taste, likability, expertise, empathy, enlightenment, compassion, respect, morals or whatever is the opposite of profound creepiness
Only men would insist on sitting like this
March 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Only men would insist on sitting like this
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New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment
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January 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment
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Sully has a foot fetish confirmed
January 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Sully has a foot fetish confirmed
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This is a great piece.
"As deportations ramp up again, we have a choice: We can watch as our neighbors disappear or we can build on these proven strategies to protect the diverse communities we've built together."
"As deportations ramp up again, we have a choice: We can watch as our neighbors disappear or we can build on these proven strategies to protect the diverse communities we've built together."
How to Keep Tabs on ICE Agents Who May Be Surveilling Your Neighborhood
Here’s a step-by-step guide.
www.teenvogue.com
January 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is a great piece.
"As deportations ramp up again, we have a choice: We can watch as our neighbors disappear or we can build on these proven strategies to protect the diverse communities we've built together."
"As deportations ramp up again, we have a choice: We can watch as our neighbors disappear or we can build on these proven strategies to protect the diverse communities we've built together."
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If you happen to renew your passport successfully and manage to change your gender marker, please for the love of god don't post about it online.
January 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If you happen to renew your passport successfully and manage to change your gender marker, please for the love of god don't post about it online.
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fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation
January 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation
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Someone needs to study the failed artists to fascist dictator pipeline
January 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Someone needs to study the failed artists to fascist dictator pipeline
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TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
January 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
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don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec
January 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec
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LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
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January 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
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nooo I love pressing a button and scheduling my conjugal visit with soap
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’
Walgreens' CEO talked about the flip side of investing in increased security on a recent earnings call.
fortune.com
January 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
nooo I love pressing a button and scheduling my conjugal visit with soap