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Sophia Peach
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Live from the Nation's Capital 🏛️
I do comedy sometimes.
Don't let the bastards get you down.
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This is not the print I ordered but it is really, really funny so I'll take it
July 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Cats are and always have been cyberpunks
July 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Apparently Big Library sent their goons to knock over our neighborhood’s little free library box. There is no end in sight to the Great Book War.
July 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Brb, mainlining espresso because I’m clearly not sleeping for awhile
June 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I'm old - how do I know? I just had to check how old I am.
April 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
So wtf am I wearing to the party at the Chinese Embassy ya'll
April 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
HLN is straight up the 24/7 forensic files channel... so when Lana Del Rey said in her masterpiece "Forensic Files wasn't on," she was straight up not looking in the right place
March 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I just checked in at the Atlanta airport and the kiosk wanted me to show a "passport or permanent residence card."

The airline rep who was helping me said "I don't know why it's doing this it's been doing it all morning."
March 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I got "inside friends" and "outside friends."

Inside friends = people I would invite solo into my home.

Outside friends = people who I make sure to meet on neutral ground.
March 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Getting stuck walking behind someone slow on a narrow sidewalk sucksssss ass cause there is no way not to be creepy about it
March 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!
March 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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american society has been at “TV Interstitial from ROBOCOP” for a while but “president does a car commercial on the white house lawn” is really pushin it
March 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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YES. THAT DUMB CUNT HASN’T EVEN POSTED TO INSTAGRAM THIS MONTH.
Still think Jill Stein was a bad choice?
March 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Why does Kylie Jenner only date guys whose name starts with T?
March 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Don't worry guys - millions of people live under fascist dictatorships just fine.
March 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.
February 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My friend just had her second baby in 3 minutes. She's speedrunning childbirth like a Minecraft YouTuber.
February 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Monday: Government Lawyers state the Elon Musk has no formal authority over federal employees

Saturday: After declaring ‘I have become meme’ Elon Musk declares that all federal employees have to respond to an email or be fired.
February 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Why is reddit down??
February 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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🗣️ @aoc.bsky.social out fighting for the people & federal workers: “Every day our job is to wake up and say ‘what can I do today?’ — There is no act too small. Every action matters.” 🇺🇸
February 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
STOP BEING SO DEFEATIST.
February 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
As a 28 year old I can confidently say that I do not have any teenagers in my peer group and, looking back, the 28 year olds in my peer group as a teenager were fucking weird.
February 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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With the White House blocking media that doesn’t comply with its narrative, we assume this is why these protests are being ignored.
February 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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The 50501 Movement has planned protests at all 50 state capitols and the U.S. Capitol on Presidents’ Day at noon. While mainstream media isn’t covering it, many YouTubers have stepped up to provide coverage.
February 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM