Spinning Belinda
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Spinning Belinda
@spinning-belinda.bsky.social
L’étale c’est moi
whittling down my old log tables to make table stakes
February 2, 2026 at 8:58 PM
best table wines to pair with table steaks?
February 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
slothrop searching for his own name in the epstein files
January 31, 2026 at 9:11 PM
because I could not leave the left
it kindly left the me
January 30, 2026 at 8:33 AM
signifiers are so beautiful… meanwhile in the real world, we have the signified
January 29, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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"Well, all that pales in comparison to my plan, not knowing or caring who Adam Tooze is"
January 16, 2026 at 6:57 PM
not until Josie comes home.
jlp.systems JLP @jlp.systems · Dec 12
Bust out your blandest crackers
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
yeah this is why someone has to make the riddley walker/punch and judy roguelike or alternatively the commedia dell’arte roguelike
videogames have more in common with puppet shows and radio plays than books and movies
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
using genaimil to write my kill logs
the name is a play on “General Mills”
Sec. Hegseth rolled out the U.S. military’s new AI platform, GenAi.Mil, with a link to an empty website. trib.al/tbCJAkT

Predictably, the platform can’t actually be accessed from external networks, but the wonky rollout triggered eyerolls across the internet.
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
the name is a play on “General Mills”
Sec. Hegseth rolled out the U.S. military’s new AI platform, GenAi.Mil, with a link to an empty website. trib.al/tbCJAkT

Predictably, the platform can’t actually be accessed from external networks, but the wonky rollout triggered eyerolls across the internet.
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
not quite a fair comparison because Waymos can’t get drunk
An impressive public health breakthrough
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Hakeem Jeffries: “A Littl Salting and no saver”
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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no it used to be that these were artisinal creations that presented you with novel forms of actual brain worms a human definitely had and it was at a minimum interesting in a meta way

like what is even going on here. how did this come to exist
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
NERUOK, say NERUOK, RUOKNE, you’ve been hit by, you’ve been hit by, a six-letter word
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
and yet a trace of the true self exists in the true self.
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
At last, we’ve invented the guard who always lies from the hit riddle “one guard always tells the truth and one guard always lies”
The Sora AI disinfo nightmare is here

For more like this:
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instagram.com/bydrewharwell
October 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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this is a real video eric adams posted today.. not sure he remembers he's running for mayor or what at this point
September 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
the eric adams spectral sequence involves real-life specters
September 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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it's great that my students now can see advertisements for relevant products and services in the course of my class. the thought of students not being aware of great deals and exclusive offers breaks my heart as an educator
August 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Apparently London has both a “Mayor of London” (does normal mayor stuff) and a “Lord Mayor of London” (does civic events in costumes) and like, not to hand it to England, but I think I’ve figured out what we can do with Eric Adams
August 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The weight of the job is too heavy for “Mamscrawny”
He originally posted he was 67…
August 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Could be the very same?
A wooly cop with doggish face
And a mouse unlikely named.
Nothin' here but history
Can you see what has been done?
Half a brick rush over me
Now I step into the sun - POW!
July 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The Grok Ani stuff is absolutely fascinating in a morbid way. But I seem to be the only person who was killed dead in one blow by the name “Bad Rudy”
July 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Pound for pound, sugar contains more salt than salt does.
Quote this with a fun fact you just made up. Mine is that the planet Neptune is actually red, and the blue is simply a trick of the light
April 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
when harry and sally met frankenstein
July 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM