SplitZen
@splitzen.bsky.social
At 43 I discovered I was an artist. Cool 👍🏻
GRAB THE POPCORN and call a friend, cuz SplitZen's on the mic! Check out my latest release on tiktok or YouTube!
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
GRAB THE POPCORN and call a friend, cuz SplitZen's on the mic! Check out my latest release on tiktok or YouTube!
youtu.be/qfXDSDzsVBY?...
What's your #NIGHTMARE?
My remix of #SickBoi by #REN 🔥
Like, share, and do the things if you are so driven 🙏😁
What's your #NIGHTMARE?
My remix of #SickBoi by #REN 🔥
Like, share, and do the things if you are so driven 🙏😁
Nightmare (Remix of "Sic Boi" by Ren)
YouTube video by SplitZen
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October 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
youtu.be/qfXDSDzsVBY?...
What's your #NIGHTMARE?
My remix of #SickBoi by #REN 🔥
Like, share, and do the things if you are so driven 🙏😁
What's your #NIGHTMARE?
My remix of #SickBoi by #REN 🔥
Like, share, and do the things if you are so driven 🙏😁
I dunno, kind of seems like evil will always triumph because apathy
October 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I dunno, kind of seems like evil will always triumph because apathy
You have said the actual truth
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Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.
April 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You have said the actual truth
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Simply won’t find this kind of wholesome American story on #Twitter
This morning my son told a joke that relied on him needing to fart as the punchline but the fart came out silent and he was so disappointed he had to go to his room alone.
April 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Simply won’t find this kind of wholesome American story on #Twitter
You. Go. Girl.
I think I speak for everyone when I say she speaks for everyone
I think I speak for everyone when I say she speaks for everyone
April 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You. Go. Girl.
I think I speak for everyone when I say she speaks for everyone
I think I speak for everyone when I say she speaks for everyone
I truly hope I’ve learned how to handle this better this time around, and focus on what truly deserves that focus (hint: it ain’t me) ❤️😢
April 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I truly hope I’ve learned how to handle this better this time around, and focus on what truly deserves that focus (hint: it ain’t me) ❤️😢
I would argue that, in a context everyone can understand, what divides us is the matrix.
There are those of us that are truly unplugged, and we are few
There are those still plugged in, and they are Legion
There are those of us that are truly unplugged, and we are few
There are those still plugged in, and they are Legion
March 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I would argue that, in a context everyone can understand, what divides us is the matrix.
There are those of us that are truly unplugged, and we are few
There are those still plugged in, and they are Legion
There are those of us that are truly unplugged, and we are few
There are those still plugged in, and they are Legion
Cap.
“They want child labor laws repealed so much, that they will hate immigrants.”
Fixed. You’re welcome
“They want child labor laws repealed so much, that they will hate immigrants.”
Fixed. You’re welcome
They hate immigrants so much they'll repeal child labor laws
March 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Cap.
“They want child labor laws repealed so much, that they will hate immigrants.”
Fixed. You’re welcome
“They want child labor laws repealed so much, that they will hate immigrants.”
Fixed. You’re welcome
Dem response is teh suxx0rz true - but empathy demands I attempt to understand.
Should the government shut down, the literal ONLY thing (the PEOPLE) keeping Musk’s gooner squad from selling all our data to the Russians, would no longer be there to stop them.
This was an impossible decision.
Should the government shut down, the literal ONLY thing (the PEOPLE) keeping Musk’s gooner squad from selling all our data to the Russians, would no longer be there to stop them.
This was an impossible decision.
I see accounts out there defending Schumer and I don’t get it. These people are happy with the ineffective responses from dem leadership? No plan?
This doesn’t minimize the harm that Trump/Musk/etc are inflicting. It’s about actually fighting.
This doesn’t minimize the harm that Trump/Musk/etc are inflicting. It’s about actually fighting.
March 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dem response is teh suxx0rz true - but empathy demands I attempt to understand.
Should the government shut down, the literal ONLY thing (the PEOPLE) keeping Musk’s gooner squad from selling all our data to the Russians, would no longer be there to stop them.
This was an impossible decision.
Should the government shut down, the literal ONLY thing (the PEOPLE) keeping Musk’s gooner squad from selling all our data to the Russians, would no longer be there to stop them.
This was an impossible decision.
I’ve been having to say this a lot lately: stop comparing a populous that hasn’t had to overthrow a government since it’s inception, with populations in parts of the world where they overthrow their government every 15 years. We have no experiential reference for what’s happening to us
About 3 million people in the streets of D.C. to overthrow the dictatorial American Christian Nazi regime. No, forget it. It ain't gonna happen. The Americans are busy eating McDonald's and Cheetos.
It's in Turkey.
It's in Turkey.
March 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’ve been having to say this a lot lately: stop comparing a populous that hasn’t had to overthrow a government since it’s inception, with populations in parts of the world where they overthrow their government every 15 years. We have no experiential reference for what’s happening to us
Perhaps, but that doesn’t mean she was a good candidate. I personally have no respect for someone who remains tied to a morally compromised individual for materialistic/personal gain. Screams quite loudly said person will compromise their beliefs if it suits them, or WORSE, have no problems with it
This is your reminder that back in 2016 Hillary Clinton was right about everything. [Gift link]
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Opinion | Hillary Clinton: This Is Just Dumb (Gift Article)
The Signal group chat is only the latest in a string of self-inflicted wounds by the new administration.
www.nytimes.com
March 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Perhaps, but that doesn’t mean she was a good candidate. I personally have no respect for someone who remains tied to a morally compromised individual for materialistic/personal gain. Screams quite loudly said person will compromise their beliefs if it suits them, or WORSE, have no problems with it
I wish we all collectively had the ability to, just for a few moments, to collectively experience the stress and burden of responsibility that this man carries every single day.
Incredible strength and courage from Zelenskyy. Standing up to a room full of bullies in an orchestrated, stage-managed ambush. Never backing down. Never letting the lies take root. Absolute hero for the ages.
March 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I wish we all collectively had the ability to, just for a few moments, to collectively experience the stress and burden of responsibility that this man carries every single day.
Modern day poets tend to say poetic things
March 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Modern day poets tend to say poetic things
March 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM