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Spooky
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bisexuality is way more common than people believe. i've worked over 70 jobs.

marxist-leninist goth bimbo mother (she/her). yes those are my tits
Pinned
almost sat on my lil buddy. the look of betrayal...
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this joke plagues transphobes because it’s an incredibly cutting take on what the modern transphobic panic is, a hysterical panic based off of a lie that transness is fake and that there is an intentional effort from the right to prop up this wedge to destroy all LGBTQ rights
What’s that saying, hit dog holler
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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😤
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Sometimes it’s like that and that’s okay too
December 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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The decline of democracy in the US means you can’t visit the US if you commented on the decline of democracy in the US
This is INSANE www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t...

and these are our closest allies!
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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annual reminder that elf on the shelf solely exists to desensitize children to living in a surveillance state
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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observer gf
- observing
- detects ordinarily overlooked details
- sees the big picture
- learning to sit back and observe
- "i'll take a look at that"
- "yes, i'm keeping an eye on it"
- scanning everything
- "i see"
- takes pleasure in looking
- always watching
- always watching
- always wa
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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This is why you work out, men. This and holding kids upside down so they can ‘walk’ on the ceiling.
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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"steely dan" i think his name was actually joseph stalin
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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If the average American could read a book, and ever read a book on the history of Korea and the United States' involvement in the history of the nation, I like to think they'd feel such intense shame that their heads would explode Scanners style, if the average American could experience shame
that and the folks in South Korea are generally fairly fond of the United States and wish us well because:
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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you can now safely add tourism to the list of US industries he is single handedly wiping out. how many jobs will this cost. and for what
December 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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koo-koo
This is INSANE www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t...

and these are our closest allies!
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Gotta admit "the font is DEI" is a stage of absurdity I could not have predicted
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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The way this woman has wholly dedicated to her life to saying shit like "When you call me Eve Fartlow and make wet fart noises with your mouth whenever I talk, you are doing a Kristalnacht to me" is wild
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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a few weeks back, I was talking to a regular customer at work who got onto the topic of navy submarines, and I mentioned that my husband also likes submarines. today he came back with 3 magazines and a flash drive with 14GB of submarine information. one of the all-time best interactions of my life
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Show me soon a lovely face,
Without sorrow, full of grace
Without anger, without pain
Without any thought profane
Vile person that I've been!
I must never sink again!
Mirror, mirror, in my palm,
Can you grant me such a calm?
Mirror, mirror, in my hand
Show who's fairest in this land
Mystic visage to be shown,
Under threat of being thrown
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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It's like they are actively trying to kill the tourist industry.
This is INSANE www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t...

and these are our closest allies!
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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im not going to repost any video of sam altman but what a contemptible fucking creature i truly hate him
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Please our need is urgent
My son how can I feed him &buy him winter clothes

Your donation is our life🙏🏻😔
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December 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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i know men tend to have bad handwriting as compared to women but this is bad even by doctor standards lol
This was the official objection, from Maxwell Rice, a former Republican candidate for #IL09, who filed objections to several candidates this cycle

The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
December 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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it's never been easier to record someone without their knowledge and there's absolutely no reason glasses are required to do it, it's kinda weird this is the only thing that gets the internet worked up about discreet recording. presumably because the early adopters are Annoying Guys
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM