Keith Humm
@spronkey.bsky.social
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it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero
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Almost 60% of bills were passed under urgency this term…
60 FUCKING PERCENT!!!
That is outrageous.
#nzpol
60 FUCKING PERCENT!!!
That is outrageous.
#nzpol
Yesterday I posted about my new web tracker of how often the parliament has gone into Urgency this term. #nzpol seemed to appreciate it and this evening I added a way to see the percentage of bills passed under urgency by each parliament.
The results are interesting!
See for yourself: nzpt.cjs.nz
The results are interesting!
See for yourself: nzpt.cjs.nz
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Almost 60% of bills were passed under urgency this term…
60 FUCKING PERCENT!!!
That is outrageous.
#nzpol
60 FUCKING PERCENT!!!
That is outrageous.
#nzpol
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#NZ 🦠 Measles
One further case,
“Health New Zealand is concerned about several locations of interest connected to this case, with approximately 25 exposure events across the lower half of the South Island.” News report ⬇️
Close contact locations across Canterbury, esp. in #Christchurch cont’d 1/2
One further case,
“Health New Zealand is concerned about several locations of interest connected to this case, with approximately 25 exposure events across the lower half of the South Island.” News report ⬇️
Close contact locations across Canterbury, esp. in #Christchurch cont’d 1/2
Measles outbreak update - Wednesday 17 November 2025 - Health New Zealand | Te Whatu Ora
Building the future of health
www.tewhatuora.govt.nz
December 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
#NZ 🦠 Measles
One further case,
“Health New Zealand is concerned about several locations of interest connected to this case, with approximately 25 exposure events across the lower half of the South Island.” News report ⬇️
Close contact locations across Canterbury, esp. in #Christchurch cont’d 1/2
One further case,
“Health New Zealand is concerned about several locations of interest connected to this case, with approximately 25 exposure events across the lower half of the South Island.” News report ⬇️
Close contact locations across Canterbury, esp. in #Christchurch cont’d 1/2
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Predictable Government half-assery resulting in half-assed outcomes. I'm shocked I tell you, shocked.
Their ideologically-driven impulsive restructuring left a vital organisation of more than 100,000 workers with 79 IT support staff.
Their ideologically-driven impulsive restructuring left a vital organisation of more than 100,000 workers with 79 IT support staff.
Consultants hired to run Health NZ’s IT service desk after layoffs
Critics say a restructure gutted the health department’s IT service team, then it had to hire consultants to fill the gaps.
www.stuff.co.nz
December 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Predictable Government half-assery resulting in half-assed outcomes. I'm shocked I tell you, shocked.
Their ideologically-driven impulsive restructuring left a vital organisation of more than 100,000 workers with 79 IT support staff.
Their ideologically-driven impulsive restructuring left a vital organisation of more than 100,000 workers with 79 IT support staff.
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As we are now in a period where one party has, in the past two months, bought enough political ads on YouTube to have shown 1 to everyone in the country if they were evenly distributed, just a reminder that the Google Ads Transparency Centre is still a thing & the Political Ads tab tracks showings
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
As we are now in a period where one party has, in the past two months, bought enough political ads on YouTube to have shown 1 to everyone in the country if they were evenly distributed, just a reminder that the Google Ads Transparency Centre is still a thing & the Political Ads tab tracks showings
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A credible ethical PM would have fired a Minister for the ongoing failure of the school lunch programme and the attacks on legitimate criticism and critics from David Seymour. #nzpol
DARVO from Seymour in full effect, classic abuser tactics.
Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender.
Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender.
'No political agenda': Principal says CCTV proves mouldy meals weren't last week's leftovers
The authority says it's more than likely that some lunches provided last week remained at the school and were not refrigerated.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A credible ethical PM would have fired a Minister for the ongoing failure of the school lunch programme and the attacks on legitimate criticism and critics from David Seymour. #nzpol
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‘Fossil fuel companies were given privileged, insider access to confidential drafts of legislation during a two-year campaign to weaken oil and gas regulation and overturn the offshore exploration ban’ - RNZ
My Stuff #cartoon today #nzpol #FossilFuels
My Stuff #cartoon today #nzpol #FossilFuels
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
‘Fossil fuel companies were given privileged, insider access to confidential drafts of legislation during a two-year campaign to weaken oil and gas regulation and overturn the offshore exploration ban’ - RNZ
My Stuff #cartoon today #nzpol #FossilFuels
My Stuff #cartoon today #nzpol #FossilFuels
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Why the rush? Again, its because the regime knows they are going to lose the election. So they're trying to give Shane's donors their payoff before the law is repealed.
...which is why we don't just need immediate repeal, but revocation of all permits issued. No reward for corruption!
...which is why we don't just need immediate repeal, but revocation of all permits issued. No reward for corruption!
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Why the rush? Again, its because the regime knows they are going to lose the election. So they're trying to give Shane's donors their payoff before the law is repealed.
...which is why we don't just need immediate repeal, but revocation of all permits issued. No reward for corruption!
...which is why we don't just need immediate repeal, but revocation of all permits issued. No reward for corruption!
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National's bigger bulldozer for its corrupt Muldoonist fast-track law has been given a full six months select committee consideration - but you have only 10 days to submit. This is what the regime calls "consultation"
www3.parliament.nz/en/pb/sc/mak...
www3.parliament.nz/en/pb/sc/mak...
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www3.parliament.nz
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
National's bigger bulldozer for its corrupt Muldoonist fast-track law has been given a full six months select committee consideration - but you have only 10 days to submit. This is what the regime calls "consultation"
www3.parliament.nz/en/pb/sc/mak...
www3.parliament.nz/en/pb/sc/mak...
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Imagine NZ’s cabinet ministers commanding the flight deck of a giant airliner.
At their fingertips, an extraordinary array of flight instruments with high tech signal pathways and data switching capabilities. All aimed at enhancing situational awareness to support decision making.
At their fingertips, an extraordinary array of flight instruments with high tech signal pathways and data switching capabilities. All aimed at enhancing situational awareness to support decision making.
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Imagine NZ’s cabinet ministers commanding the flight deck of a giant airliner.
At their fingertips, an extraordinary array of flight instruments with high tech signal pathways and data switching capabilities. All aimed at enhancing situational awareness to support decision making.
At their fingertips, an extraordinary array of flight instruments with high tech signal pathways and data switching capabilities. All aimed at enhancing situational awareness to support decision making.
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The Luxon Government's surprise move to gut the Zero Carbon Act has upended six years of cross-partisan consensus on climate change.
They are unfit to govern in 2025.
#nzpol
They are unfit to govern in 2025.
#nzpol
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Luxon Government's surprise move to gut the Zero Carbon Act has upended six years of cross-partisan consensus on climate change.
They are unfit to govern in 2025.
#nzpol
They are unfit to govern in 2025.
#nzpol
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What a fuck wit - Nelson hospital have been pleading with him for budget/resources for a year. Also the same guy who ordered Auckland City Hospital to do minimum work resulting its infrastructure/backup plans failing in emergencies. This guy would not last a day in a real work environment. #nzpol
October 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What a fuck wit - Nelson hospital have been pleading with him for budget/resources for a year. Also the same guy who ordered Auckland City Hospital to do minimum work resulting its infrastructure/backup plans failing in emergencies. This guy would not last a day in a real work environment. #nzpol
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#BHN The government keeps telling NZ that the unions need to get back to the negotiating table, while the government also refuse to accept a date for the unions to get back to the table to negotiate #nzpol #NZPolitics @chewienz.bsky.social
This is an important video to share today #megastrike
This is an important video to share today #megastrike
October 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
#BHN The government keeps telling NZ that the unions need to get back to the negotiating table, while the government also refuse to accept a date for the unions to get back to the table to negotiate #nzpol #NZPolitics @chewienz.bsky.social
This is an important video to share today #megastrike
This is an important video to share today #megastrike
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❤️I support Doctors, Nurses, Dentists, Therapists, Teachers & Principals
❤️ I support full staffing, fair hours, equal & fair pay for NZers
❤️ I support public hospitals & public schools
❌ I do NOT support privatisation, PPPs or sale of public infrastructure, services or assets
❤️ I support full staffing, fair hours, equal & fair pay for NZers
❤️ I support public hospitals & public schools
❌ I do NOT support privatisation, PPPs or sale of public infrastructure, services or assets
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
❤️I support Doctors, Nurses, Dentists, Therapists, Teachers & Principals
❤️ I support full staffing, fair hours, equal & fair pay for NZers
❤️ I support public hospitals & public schools
❌ I do NOT support privatisation, PPPs or sale of public infrastructure, services or assets
❤️ I support full staffing, fair hours, equal & fair pay for NZers
❤️ I support public hospitals & public schools
❌ I do NOT support privatisation, PPPs or sale of public infrastructure, services or assets
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I remember when asset sales were gonna lead to mum and dad shareholders and now we just have mum and dad paying $500 power bills in the winter. The right wing ideology is a scam. It’s a pyramid scheme. It’s useless. It improves nothing.
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I remember when asset sales were gonna lead to mum and dad shareholders and now we just have mum and dad paying $500 power bills in the winter. The right wing ideology is a scam. It’s a pyramid scheme. It’s useless. It improves nothing.
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The Government of New Zealand has made a new tourism ad and it's surprsingly honest and informative!
Honest Government Ad | Visit New Zealand!
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
www.youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The Government of New Zealand has made a new tourism ad and it's surprsingly honest and informative!
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PEOPLE. THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. MY GOD THERE ARE LUNATICS STANDING FOR SEATS
Only one in five Aucklanders have voted in local elections
Only one in five Aucklanders have voted in local elections
With two days remaining until polls close, only 21.9 percent of eligible voters had returned their papers.
www.rnz.co.nz
October 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
PEOPLE. THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. MY GOD THERE ARE LUNATICS STANDING FOR SEATS
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A good thing for New Zealanders to consider every time a local politician starts to make noises about moving toward privatized healthcare, or a "competitive insurance market"
I was sent this by a Georgian this morning. 2025 premiums vs 2026 premiums for someone making $65k a year.
Republicans in Washington did this.
This is what I'm fighting to stop. This is what’s at stake in this shutdown fight.
Republicans in Washington did this.
This is what I'm fighting to stop. This is what’s at stake in this shutdown fight.
October 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
A good thing for New Zealanders to consider every time a local politician starts to make noises about moving toward privatized healthcare, or a "competitive insurance market"
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If you use Uber, you're robbing Aotearoa.
Don't support tax cheats
Don't support tax cheats
September 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
If you use Uber, you're robbing Aotearoa.
Don't support tax cheats
Don't support tax cheats
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Folks, I can now reveal that the Trump/CoC economy has come for my job. Another job has not yet forthcome so now would be an extremely doubleplusgood time to commission yourself (or a loved one) a painting. Here is a very small selection of what I can do
September 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Folks, I can now reveal that the Trump/CoC economy has come for my job. Another job has not yet forthcome so now would be an extremely doubleplusgood time to commission yourself (or a loved one) a painting. Here is a very small selection of what I can do
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1 in 2,500 year extreme temperatures now occur once every 13 years.
This is our world approaching 1.5C.
2C is inevitable within years.
4C in our kid’s lifetimes.
Not terrified?
Then you don’t understand what’s happening to the planet you live on & what it means for the people you love.
This is our world approaching 1.5C.
2C is inevitable within years.
4C in our kid’s lifetimes.
Not terrified?
Then you don’t understand what’s happening to the planet you live on & what it means for the people you love.
Spain and Portugal wildfire weather made 40 times more likely by climate crisis, study finds
Wildfires were 30% more intense than would have been expected without global heating, scientists say
www.theguardian.com
September 4, 2025 at 10:21 AM
1 in 2,500 year extreme temperatures now occur once every 13 years.
This is our world approaching 1.5C.
2C is inevitable within years.
4C in our kid’s lifetimes.
Not terrified?
Then you don’t understand what’s happening to the planet you live on & what it means for the people you love.
This is our world approaching 1.5C.
2C is inevitable within years.
4C in our kid’s lifetimes.
Not terrified?
Then you don’t understand what’s happening to the planet you live on & what it means for the people you love.
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Every time I hear Health NZ representatives say the nurses are putting people at risk I think: no, Health NZ, you are putting people at risk and this strike is Nurses trying to stop your harm
I want the government to fund our nurses and healthcare system. I know people whose healthcare was delayed, not by strikes, but by our overburdened system struggling under the load.
There isn't even appropriate gynaecological care in our capital city. It's INSULTING how poorly our public system is.
There isn't even appropriate gynaecological care in our capital city. It's INSULTING how poorly our public system is.
I support the nurses strike
September 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Every time I hear Health NZ representatives say the nurses are putting people at risk I think: no, Health NZ, you are putting people at risk and this strike is Nurses trying to stop your harm