Squint
@squint.bsky.social
current IT desk guy, retired IT ceiling crawler, PC game enjoyer, lifter of weights, U.S. Army veteran
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Yes yes, Metal Gear sure, but this also describes Dead Rising 1
Game boss: "I AM GUN GUY, THE GUY WHO SHOOTS THINGS WITH A GUN!"
*Defeats Gun Guy*
Gun Guy: "I...only...killed...because I was...sad." *dies*
Dude gamers: "This is the deepest story ever. No other art could tell a story like this. I am changed by this experience."
*Defeats Gun Guy*
Gun Guy: "I...only...killed...because I was...sad." *dies*
Dude gamers: "This is the deepest story ever. No other art could tell a story like this. I am changed by this experience."
December 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Yes yes, Metal Gear sure, but this also describes Dead Rising 1
I now begin my holiday duties of repeating everything my mom and aunt say to each other at a volume they can hear
December 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I now begin my holiday duties of repeating everything my mom and aunt say to each other at a volume they can hear
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...Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
...Merry Christmas.
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john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him
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time to thaw him out
December 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
time to thaw him out
WEB BROWSERS IN 2014: We believe in privacy, transparency, and the open-source web
WEB BROWSERS IN 2025:
WEB BROWSERS IN 2025:
December 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
WEB BROWSERS IN 2014: We believe in privacy, transparency, and the open-source web
WEB BROWSERS IN 2025:
WEB BROWSERS IN 2025:
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whenever i get an automated email
August 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
whenever i get an automated email
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
hahaha so the "Warrior Dividend" is just BAH run through a spin team
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
hahaha so the "Warrior Dividend" is just BAH run through a spin team
More movies need scenes where two normal-sized people have a fight in the middle of a model town or city which makes them look kaiju-sized.
I mean, filmmakers should be tripping over themselves to join the ranks of titles such as Hot Fuzz and Street Fighter: The Movie.
I mean, filmmakers should be tripping over themselves to join the ranks of titles such as Hot Fuzz and Street Fighter: The Movie.
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
More movies need scenes where two normal-sized people have a fight in the middle of a model town or city which makes them look kaiju-sized.
I mean, filmmakers should be tripping over themselves to join the ranks of titles such as Hot Fuzz and Street Fighter: The Movie.
I mean, filmmakers should be tripping over themselves to join the ranks of titles such as Hot Fuzz and Street Fighter: The Movie.
There's only two possible reactions to this music: a shrug, or a thousand-yard stare followed by a shiver.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6mx...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6mx...
FFXI / PlayOnline - 02 Dolphin
YouTube video by TheRealLink
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
There's only two possible reactions to this music: a shrug, or a thousand-yard stare followed by a shiver.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6mx...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6mx...
Street Fighter the Movie, No the Other Movie, the 2026 One: The Game
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Street Fighter the Movie, No the Other Movie, the 2026 One: The Game
*runs downstairs in footy pajamas*
ACE COMBAT EIGHT ANNOUNCED ACE COMBAT EIGHT ANNOUNCED
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQYx...
ACE COMBAT EIGHT ANNOUNCED ACE COMBAT EIGHT ANNOUNCED
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQYx...
ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Bandai Namco Entertainment America
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
*runs downstairs in footy pajamas*
ACE COMBAT EIGHT ANNOUNCED ACE COMBAT EIGHT ANNOUNCED
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQYx...
ACE COMBAT EIGHT ANNOUNCED ACE COMBAT EIGHT ANNOUNCED
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQYx...
We all owe JCVD an apology.
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
We all owe JCVD an apology.
ATTN girls: is this dinner?
Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
December 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
ATTN girls: is this dinner?
I hate when I draft up an amazingly thorough explanation of something in a work email, complete with screenshots and lists, and after firing it off I get a call in which I have to pretty much audiobook that same email into the phone because the recipient didn't feel like reading it
December 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I hate when I draft up an amazingly thorough explanation of something in a work email, complete with screenshots and lists, and after firing it off I get a call in which I have to pretty much audiobook that same email into the phone because the recipient didn't feel like reading it
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
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Groverhaus is the bar, Reddit person. Let's see what you got.
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Groverhaus is the bar, Reddit person. Let's see what you got.