Squirrelly Jane Joseph
@squirrellyjane.bsky.social
Fuck racism, queer dev, naturally curious, more of a lurker than a poster, she/her
I'm probably not gonna respond to your dm
I'm probably not gonna respond to your dm
Pinned
I'm androgynous like a baby is androgynous.
Face soft, body doughy
Reposted by Squirrelly Jane Joseph
Some guy on the bus just said
"I used to know Robin Williams in the 90's. He had so many bicycles and he wouldn't give me ONE."
"I used to know Robin Williams in the 90's. He had so many bicycles and he wouldn't give me ONE."
December 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Some guy on the bus just said
"I used to know Robin Williams in the 90's. He had so many bicycles and he wouldn't give me ONE."
"I used to know Robin Williams in the 90's. He had so many bicycles and he wouldn't give me ONE."
Reposted by Squirrelly Jane Joseph
☕️📖 Nothing like spending a cozy morning curled up under a blanket with a cup of tea and a book on my lap to keep me company while I endlessly scroll my phone
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
☕️📖 Nothing like spending a cozy morning curled up under a blanket with a cup of tea and a book on my lap to keep me company while I endlessly scroll my phone
For Christmas, I got my period on a plane 🫠
December 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
For Christmas, I got my period on a plane 🫠
Reposted by Squirrelly Jane Joseph
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch an ounce of ganja
Jack lit up and took a puff
And Jill cuffed him. She was DEA. Jack died in prison.
To fetch an ounce of ganja
Jack lit up and took a puff
And Jill cuffed him. She was DEA. Jack died in prison.
December 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch an ounce of ganja
Jack lit up and took a puff
And Jill cuffed him. She was DEA. Jack died in prison.
To fetch an ounce of ganja
Jack lit up and took a puff
And Jill cuffed him. She was DEA. Jack died in prison.
Reposted by Squirrelly Jane Joseph
These donation texts are really something 🤣
December 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
These donation texts are really something 🤣
Reposted by Squirrelly Jane Joseph
Reposted by Squirrelly Jane Joseph
Reposted by Squirrelly Jane Joseph
"christmas is in 5 days" don't say that. why say that? that's the fakest shit i ever heard
December 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"christmas is in 5 days" don't say that. why say that? that's the fakest shit i ever heard
Reposted by Squirrelly Jane Joseph
Episode 5 of 'Heated Rivalry', in my house, turned us viewers into what can only be described as 'three screeching queeers'
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Episode 5 of 'Heated Rivalry', in my house, turned us viewers into what can only be described as 'three screeching queeers'
Reposted by Squirrelly Jane Joseph
yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
Reposted by Squirrelly Jane Joseph
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
I can't even be annoyed that the qr code for my tv to sign into dropout doesn't work when the error page features Shit the clown. @dropout.tv well done
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I can't even be annoyed that the qr code for my tv to sign into dropout doesn't work when the error page features Shit the clown. @dropout.tv well done
Nothing like a menty-b in the shower to really get your day going
September 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Nothing like a menty-b in the shower to really get your day going
I ache, therefore I am.
July 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I ache, therefore I am.
Reposted by Squirrelly Jane Joseph
pride month astronomy fact: the sun is a non-binary star
June 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
pride month astronomy fact: the sun is a non-binary star
Reposted by Squirrelly Jane Joseph
It’s ok to disagree on climate change, water over the bridge.
February 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It’s ok to disagree on climate change, water over the bridge.
Reposted by Squirrelly Jane Joseph
who called it girl dinner and not the female graze.
February 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
who called it girl dinner and not the female graze.
Do wolves have frito paws?
January 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Do wolves have frito paws?
Little window
Little wall (little wall)
Little guy trips down and fall
All these things are small
Ah pipsqueak mother fucker
Ah pipsqueak god damn
Little wall (little wall)
Little guy trips down and fall
All these things are small
Ah pipsqueak mother fucker
Ah pipsqueak god damn
January 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Little window
Little wall (little wall)
Little guy trips down and fall
All these things are small
Ah pipsqueak mother fucker
Ah pipsqueak god damn
Little wall (little wall)
Little guy trips down and fall
All these things are small
Ah pipsqueak mother fucker
Ah pipsqueak god damn
You're telling me a French dipped this sandwich?!
January 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You're telling me a French dipped this sandwich?!
Me: *flailing trying to get off the couch*
My watch: Good job staying active!
My watch: Good job staying active!
January 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Me: *flailing trying to get off the couch*
My watch: Good job staying active!
My watch: Good job staying active!
I could really do without the celebratory gunfire that plagues my neighborhood every 4th of July and new years
January 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I could really do without the celebratory gunfire that plagues my neighborhood every 4th of July and new years
Gotta love waking up with a migraine on an international travel day. Weeeeeeeeee
December 31, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Gotta love waking up with a migraine on an international travel day. Weeeeeeeeee
I'm not usually one to post wordle results but look! It finally happened!
Wordle 1,290 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,290 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
December 30, 2024 at 1:10 PM
I'm not usually one to post wordle results but look! It finally happened!
Wordle 1,290 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,290 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩