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So, Stefanik just suspended her run for governor of NY and won't seek reelection to her seat in the House.
If the current level of schadenfreude I'm experiencing lasts longer than four hours a TV commercial said I should contact a doctor.
If the current level of schadenfreude I'm experiencing lasts longer than four hours a TV commercial said I should contact a doctor.
December 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
So, Stefanik just suspended her run for governor of NY and won't seek reelection to her seat in the House.
If the current level of schadenfreude I'm experiencing lasts longer than four hours a TV commercial said I should contact a doctor.
If the current level of schadenfreude I'm experiencing lasts longer than four hours a TV commercial said I should contact a doctor.
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Hear me out: a Katamari game where the levels are based on other video games. You could roll up nurses in Silent Hill, demolish a frontier town in Red Dead Redemption, make a ball of Baldur’s Gate etc
December 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hear me out: a Katamari game where the levels are based on other video games. You could roll up nurses in Silent Hill, demolish a frontier town in Red Dead Redemption, make a ball of Baldur’s Gate etc
Don't ask me what it means, but this is the face of a man who's skeleton is stolen property
I hadn't seen a photo of Gavin Newsom in a while and forgot how much be looks like when the Joker disguises himself as a regular guy so he can go through airport security
December 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Don't ask me what it means, but this is the face of a man who's skeleton is stolen property
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1/2 Apropos of nothing in particular, I guarantee I will never write a piece of fiction with the "help" of a large language model because a) I spent too many years developing skills to just fuck off now, b) I don't plagiarize other authors, whether intentionally or by way of statistical matches.
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
1/2 Apropos of nothing in particular, I guarantee I will never write a piece of fiction with the "help" of a large language model because a) I spent too many years developing skills to just fuck off now, b) I don't plagiarize other authors, whether intentionally or by way of statistical matches.
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Testing server-rendered HTML:
Make a request, look at the result.
Testing React et al:
Make a request.
Receive HTML.
Ignore it!
It also contains a string.
The string is attached to a bird
The bird speaks latin
Find an antiquities professor
He can distract the bird
While you build a fake browser
Make a request, look at the result.
Testing React et al:
Make a request.
Receive HTML.
Ignore it!
It also contains a string.
The string is attached to a bird
The bird speaks latin
Find an antiquities professor
He can distract the bird
While you build a fake browser
December 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Testing server-rendered HTML:
Make a request, look at the result.
Testing React et al:
Make a request.
Receive HTML.
Ignore it!
It also contains a string.
The string is attached to a bird
The bird speaks latin
Find an antiquities professor
He can distract the bird
While you build a fake browser
Make a request, look at the result.
Testing React et al:
Make a request.
Receive HTML.
Ignore it!
It also contains a string.
The string is attached to a bird
The bird speaks latin
Find an antiquities professor
He can distract the bird
While you build a fake browser
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Is this what being a fan of 50 Shades was like
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Is this what being a fan of 50 Shades was like
Episode 5 of 'Heated Rivalry', in my house, turned us viewers into what can only be described as 'three screeching queeers'
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Episode 5 of 'Heated Rivalry', in my house, turned us viewers into what can only be described as 'three screeching queeers'
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When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a corner.
December 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a corner.
The deep disappointment i feel when two men sit next to me at a restaurant and its a business lunch instead of a gay date
Devastating
Devastating
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The deep disappointment i feel when two men sit next to me at a restaurant and its a business lunch instead of a gay date
Devastating
Devastating
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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the dicklaration of indepenis
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
the dicklaration of indepenis
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Me: I need you. I can’t go on without you. Why do you want to hurt me?
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Me: I need you. I can’t go on without you. Why do you want to hurt me?
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
"If I cannot stick my dick in it, its a super virgin" is an absolutely WILD thought. Take that logic even one step in any direction and its getting weird 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"If I cannot stick my dick in it, its a super virgin" is an absolutely WILD thought. Take that logic even one step in any direction and its getting weird 🤣
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Insane way to put your money where your mouth is @dropout.tv. I’m so proud and happy of the work I’ve made with them and knowing this is their business philosophy and work ethic just makes it feel even better.
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Insane way to put your money where your mouth is @dropout.tv. I’m so proud and happy of the work I’ve made with them and knowing this is their business philosophy and work ethic just makes it feel even better.
Today, my boss used the phrase
"table stakes of the feminine"
to describe the socialized skills that femme ppl HAVE to acquire in order to be heard, seen, and survive
I will be stealing that
"table stakes of the feminine"
to describe the socialized skills that femme ppl HAVE to acquire in order to be heard, seen, and survive
I will be stealing that
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Today, my boss used the phrase
"table stakes of the feminine"
to describe the socialized skills that femme ppl HAVE to acquire in order to be heard, seen, and survive
I will be stealing that
"table stakes of the feminine"
to describe the socialized skills that femme ppl HAVE to acquire in order to be heard, seen, and survive
I will be stealing that
I feel like the vomit tube guy is owed a credit or free union dues for non-consensually being on tv
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I feel like the vomit tube guy is owed a credit or free union dues for non-consensually being on tv
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BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".
October 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".
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Bro I hate when my condiments squirt all over my food. Like damn girl I didn’t know you were so excited to be used.
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Bro I hate when my condiments squirt all over my food. Like damn girl I didn’t know you were so excited to be used.
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I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
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Sometimes it feels like we’re not even banging our little tin cups against the bars of our cell for the same reason
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sometimes it feels like we’re not even banging our little tin cups against the bars of our cell for the same reason
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
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my wife and I have decided that the kids get smuckers until they can prove to us that they deserve the bonne maman
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
my wife and I have decided that the kids get smuckers until they can prove to us that they deserve the bonne maman
@dropout.tv , i love you, but you cannot sell me polyester and rayon pajamas
This is a crime to hot sleepers 🥲. Give me natural fibers or just go ahead and stick me in the sauna.
This is a crime to hot sleepers 🥲. Give me natural fibers or just go ahead and stick me in the sauna.
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
@dropout.tv , i love you, but you cannot sell me polyester and rayon pajamas
This is a crime to hot sleepers 🥲. Give me natural fibers or just go ahead and stick me in the sauna.
This is a crime to hot sleepers 🥲. Give me natural fibers or just go ahead and stick me in the sauna.
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Oh no what did I do
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Oh no what did I do