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Jair Bohohoholsonargasm
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Incredibly mean to all the right people, and occasionally clever. I’m a fucking delight. Follow me.
There is nothing the world needs less than Kamala 2.0.
At least Hillary learned her lesson after two attempts
Kamala Harris is reportedly preparing for another White House run, per Axios.
December 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Walking into 2026
December 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I love any opportunity to plug an @edburmila.bsky.social joint.

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December 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They are very stupid.
Libs understanding of politics is so bad, they'll see someone with a trans, gay rights and Palestine flag in their handle, criticising Democrats anti-migrant policies and call them a "Trump lover".
December 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Very happy with the items I got and wear one of them every day
December 13, 2025 at 11:17 AM
You just know someone or multiple parties in the Trump administration have pictures of this guy on the ceiling above their bed. No other way to explain the hard on they have for him.
The Department of Homeland Security has pledged to appeal the latest ruling, slamming it as 'naked judicial activism' https://aje.io/n6rwlo
December 12, 2025 at 8:39 AM
*Colleague*
"What did you bring to eat, tonight?"

*Me*
December 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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"During the holocaust, I would have hid-"

No the fuck you wouldn't. Shut your mouth. Go donate to an immigration attorney fund or a Palestinian right now.
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This fucking idiot...
Pete Hegseth: "The future of American warfare is here, and it's spelled AI."

He says the military has launched a new platform that  "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What depth Chalice Dungeon does unlock?
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The funniest possible timeline would be Musk and Co going to Mars (not that he would have the nerve), only to encounter a univerally lethal virus the moment they land.
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I assumed Robert Pattinson was a terrible actor, until I watched The Lighthouse. Very old realization, but he's pretty fucking good.
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The world would be so much better if we stopped treating these dipshits as uniquely insightful and intelligent luminaries of the era, and just started putting them in The Boo Box, from Hook.
Stop CEOs

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Stop interviewing CEOs
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I never knew true, visceral, unbounded, blinding hatred, until these assholes started foisting "AI" on us.
When I turned it off, my email widget stopped working. There's NO REASON AI is needed for half this shit to work.
Google removes a variety of longstanding GMail features if you try to withdraw your default consent (!) to having all your content read and used by Google Gemini via "Smart Features." That's an obvious attempt to coerce consent for privacy violations. Legislatures must act to make this illegal.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I'm still a believer, baby!
I've found religion.
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Yeah I'm not gonna go on a tear but it's safe to say that there's no hope for a political party that will give a milquetoast sock dem like mamdani the cold shoulder while welcoming MT greene and trying to welcome musk into their ranks just doesn't share political values with me. They can rot.
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Ever stop to think that most likely nothing will ever get better, and none of us will ever be happy ever again?
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I really need Justin Benson and Aaron Morehead to direct and star in a new movie. It's been 3 years since Something in the Dirt.
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Another day, another stunning but all too predictable failure. Can't wait for the next round of blue Maga rubes screaming about how we have to vote for these assholes.
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Days like today are why I absolutely do not and will never feel bad about refusing to hold my nose and vote for Democrats.
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The Democratic party needs to wither, die, and be replaced.
What is the point of a political party that will not fight for the people?
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I love the carnival of absolutely unhinged reactions to the Zohran win. As if there isn't a massive probability he will be housebroken as another simmering lib. We can hope. But I'll standby and observe.
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM