Reminder: the uglier the dog, the more likely their owner will share it on social media, thinking it’s cute. Be careful this Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Reminder: the uglier the dog, the more likely their owner will share it on social media, thinking it’s cute. Be careful this Christmas!
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Mall Santa Crying Hysterically In Photo With Toddler
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Mall Santa Crying Hysterically In Photo With Toddler
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Kinda insane how much Watchmen 2019 nailed it.
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Kinda insane how much Watchmen 2019 nailed it.
Me: What’s the runtime for starship troopers?
Siri: What do you want to know about starship troopers?
Me: How long is it?
Siri: Whose contact details are you looking for?
Me: *bitches on bluesky*
Siri: What do you want to know about starship troopers?
Me: How long is it?
Siri: Whose contact details are you looking for?
Me: *bitches on bluesky*
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Me: What’s the runtime for starship troopers?
Siri: What do you want to know about starship troopers?
Me: How long is it?
Siri: Whose contact details are you looking for?
Me: *bitches on bluesky*
Siri: What do you want to know about starship troopers?
Me: How long is it?
Siri: Whose contact details are you looking for?
Me: *bitches on bluesky*
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i expected "telephones" to lead to a "weird empty rectangles zone". but to my deep shock and surprise… there was exactly one (1) real-life working payphone!! cc @2600.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i expected "telephones" to lead to a "weird empty rectangles zone". but to my deep shock and surprise… there was exactly one (1) real-life working payphone!! cc @2600.com
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
Sick of seeing people’s gross promotional stickers on their laptops? This looked dumb to me at first, but Dell printed a fake peel on this sticker, likely in hopes of getting people to peel these gross things off after purchase.
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sick of seeing people’s gross promotional stickers on their laptops? This looked dumb to me at first, but Dell printed a fake peel on this sticker, likely in hopes of getting people to peel these gross things off after purchase.
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Parsons, Kansas, will be the site of a California startup’s first ever 1-mile-deep nuclear reactor — with support from county commissioners, both Republican Kansas U.S. senators and Democratic Gov. Laura Kelly’s administration.
Kansas will get the world’s first mile-deep nuclear reactor and the groundbreaking is next week
Deep Fission says it plans to install a nuclear reactor underground at an industrial park in southeast Kansas. State and local government leaders are on board. It’s part of a national push for new nuclear energy generation.
www.kcur.org
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Parsons, Kansas, will be the site of a California startup’s first ever 1-mile-deep nuclear reactor — with support from county commissioners, both Republican Kansas U.S. senators and Democratic Gov. Laura Kelly’s administration.
“Since the 1950s, water districts out West have used cloud seeding—which typically involves releasing silver iodide from planes or ground generators into clouds to boost snow or rain—to benefit farmers, ranchers and ski resorts, largely without controversy.”
Gift link. www.wsj.com/us-news/clim...
Gift link. www.wsj.com/us-news/clim...
The ‘Chemtrails’ Conspiracy Theory Dogging the Battle Against Drought
Rainmaker updated cloud seeding with drones and AI but is targeted by people who believe the government is manipulating the weather.
www.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
“Since the 1950s, water districts out West have used cloud seeding—which typically involves releasing silver iodide from planes or ground generators into clouds to boost snow or rain—to benefit farmers, ranchers and ski resorts, largely without controversy.”
Gift link. www.wsj.com/us-news/clim...
Gift link. www.wsj.com/us-news/clim...
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That new White House ballroom is really coming along, I see.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That new White House ballroom is really coming along, I see.
Can’t wait for Hegseth to go to prison. Every opposition candidate should be yelling about holding these fuckers responsible for their crimes.
Senator Kelly is correct.
Plus a Public Service Announcement:
KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.
The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
Plus a Public Service Announcement:
KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.
The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Can’t wait for Hegseth to go to prison. Every opposition candidate should be yelling about holding these fuckers responsible for their crimes.
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“One of those working most closely with Epstein, up to and including attempting to scrub his public image, was Bannon…Bannon, the man millions of MAGA fans trust to tell it like it is, stands revealed as one of the most cynical liars ever to mar this country.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/steve-bann...
www.thebulwark.com/p/steve-bann...
Steve Bannon Was Epstein’s Comeback Consultant. Where’s the Uproar?
The MAGA architect is escaping opprobrium for his chummy relationship with the notorious pedophile.
www.thebulwark.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“One of those working most closely with Epstein, up to and including attempting to scrub his public image, was Bannon…Bannon, the man millions of MAGA fans trust to tell it like it is, stands revealed as one of the most cynical liars ever to mar this country.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/steve-bann...
www.thebulwark.com/p/steve-bann...
I had a feeling expiration dates might matter. Bummer.
I just found a ramen noodle packet with a use by date in 2021 and folks, I am here to tell you they can absolutely go bad.
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I had a feeling expiration dates might matter. Bummer.
Uh, not sure what the word “early” means to the KC Star, but we are at late Black Friday according to my calendar. This paper gets more embarrassing with each early passing day.
Whether you're looking for a big-ticket item like a new TV or an everyday essential, you can't miss these early Black Friday deals at Walmart.
Walmart's Early Black Friday Sale: Shop the Holiday's Best Deals
Whether you're looking for a big-ticket item like a new TV or an everyday essential, you can't miss these early Black Friday deals at Walmart.
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November 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Uh, not sure what the word “early” means to the KC Star, but we are at late Black Friday according to my calendar. This paper gets more embarrassing with each early passing day.
“Get him away from me—he smells fucking awful. That’s clearly soda somebody spilled on his side, but I don’t know what that black shit caked on him is. He’s disgusting.”
Mascot Absolutely Reeks https://theonion.com/mascot-absolutely-reeks-1819576059/
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
“Get him away from me—he smells fucking awful. That’s clearly soda somebody spilled on his side, but I don’t know what that black shit caked on him is. He’s disgusting.”
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X's new About This Account feature reveals that some top accounts, including many MAGA influencers, are based in countries like Russia, India, and Nigeria (Jack Revell/The Daily Beast)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
X's new About This Account feature reveals that some top accounts, including many MAGA influencers, are based in countries like Russia, India, and Nigeria (Jack Revell/The Daily Beast)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
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much respect to MSP airport for the custom themed bathroom sink drains (?!)
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
much respect to MSP airport for the custom themed bathroom sink drains (?!)
Epstein was a total psychopath, and anyone who entered his office should've figured it out. Psychos love having stuffed predators around.
"Photos show a taxidermied tiger lounging on a lush rug."
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"Photos show a taxidermied tiger lounging on a lush rug."
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November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Epstein was a total psychopath, and anyone who entered his office should've figured it out. Psychos love having stuffed predators around.
"Photos show a taxidermied tiger lounging on a lush rug."
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/u...
"Photos show a taxidermied tiger lounging on a lush rug."
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/u...
Important. mcdonalds.fandom.com/wiki/Grimace
Grimace
Grimace is a character featured in McDonaldland commercials. He is Ronald McDonald’s best friend. One of McDonaldland’s most popular residents, Grimace is the party-throwing legend with purple fur and...
mcdonalds.fandom.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Important. mcdonalds.fandom.com/wiki/Grimace
"Show me The Beast! ... Having intercourse with Belle.
Disney boss Bob Iger has said the company's streaming service will soon allow subscribers to create and view AI-generated content.
Disney+ Will Soon Feature AI-Generated User Content
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November 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
"Show me The Beast! ... Having intercourse with Belle.
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Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-office (BLEEP!)ing, or (BLEEP!)ing, or finger(BLEEP!)ing, or (BLEEP!)sting, or (BLEEP!)esting, or (BLEEP!)eing, or even (BLEEP!), even though so many people in this office are begging for it.
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-office (BLEEP!)ing, or (BLEEP!)ing, or finger(BLEEP!)ing, or (BLEEP!)sting, or (BLEEP!)esting, or (BLEEP!)eing, or even (BLEEP!), even though so many people in this office are begging for it.
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One time I got temporarily suspended from the Bob Ross twitch livestream for saying I'd let him spit in my mouth.
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
One time I got temporarily suspended from the Bob Ross twitch livestream for saying I'd let him spit in my mouth.