Our top news story tonight:

Jesus Fucking Christ.

There is something in the air with every fucking dipshit malding in the most incomprehensibly stupid fucking manner.

Fuck you, Bill.

The unethical suddenly become uncharacteristically dumb and blind to the obvious when money is involved. Hope that beach home he buys with the blood money is worth it.

The main reason why Tony Blair has turned his swivel eyed gaze back towards the Middle East is because he can't believe he left some people still alive there since his last slaughter twenty years ago and he wants to come back and finish the fucking job.

For the avoidance of doubt I was talking about Jason Blum's shitty opinion, not Britt's...

This is bullshit. My mum called me up the other day to complain about all the AI adverts she's seeing these days. She can't tell the difference between SD VHS and 4K but she knows shit when she sees it. She said she can always tell it's AI because "they can never get the trousers right".

She's 75.

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

We're not investing in the art anymore. Cultural salvation isn't going to come from making artists steal from each other, producing uncreative sludge in a race to the bottom.

It comes from taxing the high income earners at a rate that's proportional and fair. We can start with the tech bros.

We're constantly being told that generative AI is necessary for low budget creatives to make their work, that we are potentially ruining these sectors at a time when budgets are being tightened.

Low budget creative work existed before AI. Our lack of support for this slop is not the problem here.

A man dressed as a frog is doing more to resist fascism in America than the entire Democratic Party.

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

Consistently.

Of course he's going out with a teenager.

It’s so funny to see unserious goofballs in silly costumes facing off against a frog.

Why does he always look like he's defecating?

There’s an interview going around about AI, so before there are any questions, let me state unequivocally that BLACK PHONE 2 is 100% organic. AI was not used at any stage of the filmmaking from idea generation, research, look books, writing, onscreen images - anything. We’re old school and love it.

He had a check-up in April.

Honest to god the biggest scam in America right now is whatever Dem consultants are being paid

We have been warning y’all about cops for god knows how long.

And THIS is why every person involved in either harry potter films, tv, games or other are chosing to actively be a part in the attack on trans people

Shes openly saying her intentions are to ensure a win for the bigots against scottish government

The best Predator film and it's not even close.

The biggest injustice was this brilliant film not getting a theatrical release, run don't walk and watch it in its proper glory on the big screen!

Unpopular opinion but there really shouldn't be any political advertising on Youtube and there certainly shouldn't be any government funded ads. Even during an election on traditional media there's major regulation over what's shown and it's only ever funded by party donations, not government money.