Stu Bert
@stuuubert.bsky.social
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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I will think about this poem until I'm dead.
January 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I will think about this poem until I'm dead.
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Necessity is the mother of Invention. And there are lots of other people in my family with stupid names.
January 15, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Necessity is the mother of Invention. And there are lots of other people in my family with stupid names.
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It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
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That trailer for the new Animal Farm film brought to mind this banger of a tweet
December 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
That trailer for the new Animal Farm film brought to mind this banger of a tweet
See, I told you America wasn't real
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
See, I told you America wasn't real
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*stares in Paul Verhoeven*
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
*stares in Paul Verhoeven*
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I like Aaron Neville's outfit here because he's dressed for a duet with Linda Ronstadt but he's also dressed to attack you with a chain in Streets of Rage 2 on the Sega MegaDrive.
#TotP
#TotP
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I like Aaron Neville's outfit here because he's dressed for a duet with Linda Ronstadt but he's also dressed to attack you with a chain in Streets of Rage 2 on the Sega MegaDrive.
#TotP
#TotP
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Even I thought this was one of mine!
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Even I thought this was one of mine!
Genuinely thought this was @coldwarsteve.bsky.social
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Genuinely thought this was @coldwarsteve.bsky.social
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I for one did not see this coming
October 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I for one did not see this coming
Absolute cinema! And piss.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5_u...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5_u...
THE PISS SAGA | Short Documentary
YouTube video by Derek Milton
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Absolute cinema! And piss.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5_u...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5_u...
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STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
August 22, 2023 at 7:36 PM
STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
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There’s an antiques emporium in Norwich of such unfathomable strangeness every visit produces fresh gasps of bewilderment and terror. Recent finds:
1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
December 17, 2024 at 9:17 AM
There’s an antiques emporium in Norwich of such unfathomable strangeness every visit produces fresh gasps of bewilderment and terror. Recent finds:
1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
Bikes are just great, aren't they?
September 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Bikes are just great, aren't they?
America isn't actually real, is it?
September 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
America isn't actually real, is it?
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And today's main story once again...
September 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
And today's main story once again...