Notreal
@susannyc.bsky.social
brooklyn. Polymyaglia rheumatica.
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damn. I just searched and the piece I wrote for them years ago about domestic violence and Title IX is gone
Hello repro writers from the mid to late 20 teens - I just discovered Cosmopolitan at some point pulled almost every politics/repro story from the 5 years I wrote for them offline (except two, which they put under someone else's name and gave me "additional reporting" which it very much was not)
December 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
damn. I just searched and the piece I wrote for them years ago about domestic violence and Title IX is gone
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Recreating this legendary Peanuts scene. Yeah hoe!
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Recreating this legendary Peanuts scene. Yeah hoe!
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“A process which led from the amoeba to man appeared to the philosophers to be obviously a progress - though whether the amoeba would agree with this opinion is not known"
- Bertrand Russell, 1976.
Time-lapse video of Vampyrella lateritia eating Spirogyra algae from Science Source/Oliver Skibbe. 🦠
- Bertrand Russell, 1976.
Time-lapse video of Vampyrella lateritia eating Spirogyra algae from Science Source/Oliver Skibbe. 🦠
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“A process which led from the amoeba to man appeared to the philosophers to be obviously a progress - though whether the amoeba would agree with this opinion is not known"
- Bertrand Russell, 1976.
Time-lapse video of Vampyrella lateritia eating Spirogyra algae from Science Source/Oliver Skibbe. 🦠
- Bertrand Russell, 1976.
Time-lapse video of Vampyrella lateritia eating Spirogyra algae from Science Source/Oliver Skibbe. 🦠
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Brutal but effective public health messaging from New York Public Health.
The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.
They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.
Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air
Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.
They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.
Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air
Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Brutal but effective public health messaging from New York Public Health.
The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.
They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.
Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air
Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.
They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.
Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air
Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
I had to show my ya how to open and play a cd!!!! At least it's dark side of the moon.
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I had to show my ya how to open and play a cd!!!! At least it's dark side of the moon.
Omg I can no longer spell.
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Omg I can no longer spell.
Someone on a documentary just said 'technology developed in the 70s and 80s of the last century' and I'm dead.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Someone on a documentary just said 'technology developed in the 70s and 80s of the last century' and I'm dead.
I feel like the only person in nyc not on mamdani's transportation team 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I feel like the only person in nyc not on mamdani's transportation team 🤣
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SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
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Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
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Let me see how crazy LinkedIn is today.
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Let me see how crazy LinkedIn is today.
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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social for the love of God can the city cease all communications on Twitter? It's all bots anyway.
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social for the love of God can the city cease all communications on Twitter? It's all bots anyway.
Omg that runner the ice goons attacked was supposed to run the NYC marathon tomorrow!
November 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Omg that runner the ice goons attacked was supposed to run the NYC marathon tomorrow!
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"The real meaning of enlightenment is to gaze with undimmed eyes on all darkness" ~ Nikos Kazantzakis
#STUNday #EastCoastKin #Photography #StormHour #Yachats
#Oregon
#STUNday #EastCoastKin #Photography #StormHour #Yachats
#Oregon
September 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"The real meaning of enlightenment is to gaze with undimmed eyes on all darkness" ~ Nikos Kazantzakis
#STUNday #EastCoastKin #Photography #StormHour #Yachats
#Oregon
#STUNday #EastCoastKin #Photography #StormHour #Yachats
#Oregon
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An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
October 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
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Mamdani: He won't stand up to Trump, he's corrupt and he killed your grandma
Cuomo: Interesting. He is, how should I say this, a Muslim
Curtis Sliwa: I've hated Andrew Cuomo for 42 years
Cuomo: Interesting. He is, how should I say this, a Muslim
Curtis Sliwa: I've hated Andrew Cuomo for 42 years
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Mamdani: He won't stand up to Trump, he's corrupt and he killed your grandma
Cuomo: Interesting. He is, how should I say this, a Muslim
Curtis Sliwa: I've hated Andrew Cuomo for 42 years
Cuomo: Interesting. He is, how should I say this, a Muslim
Curtis Sliwa: I've hated Andrew Cuomo for 42 years
What the hell is daylighting? Yes I looked it up still don't know!
October 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
What the hell is daylighting? Yes I looked it up still don't know!
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The Vermont state senator who is quoted has a day job as a crisis interventionist
October 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The Vermont state senator who is quoted has a day job as a crisis interventionist
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Bernie Kerik is one of the worst characters of our time. He was carrying on an affair as police commissioner using an apartment specially reserved for 9/11 crews clearing debris from Ground Zero. He was a convicted felon and helped wreck Iraq. He deserved precisely zero tributes in public life.
"Kerik's professional biography is long, fascinating, and so chock-a-block with outrageous and alarming episodes of moral failure that his life takes on a sort of mythic scale, a tall tale of rolling skullduggery." - @nickpinto.bsky.social
hellgatenyc.com/city-jail-na...
hellgatenyc.com/city-jail-na...
Adams Administration Quietly Renames the Tombs for Disgraced Criminal Bernard Kerik
The Lower Manhattan jail facility briefly bore Kerik's name once before, until he was convicted of corruption.
hellgatenyc.com
October 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Bernie Kerik is one of the worst characters of our time. He was carrying on an affair as police commissioner using an apartment specially reserved for 9/11 crews clearing debris from Ground Zero. He was a convicted felon and helped wreck Iraq. He deserved precisely zero tributes in public life.
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for the weekend crowd: take a moment today to explore what's on the ballot next month!
it's not all about NYC, VA, and NJ: i put together a guide of the 180+ key races you should know about, across 32 states.
explore, & find the ones that interest you the most, here: boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...
it's not all about NYC, VA, and NJ: i put together a guide of the 180+ key races you should know about, across 32 states.
explore, & find the ones that interest you the most, here: boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...
October 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
for the weekend crowd: take a moment today to explore what's on the ballot next month!
it's not all about NYC, VA, and NJ: i put together a guide of the 180+ key races you should know about, across 32 states.
explore, & find the ones that interest you the most, here: boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...
it's not all about NYC, VA, and NJ: i put together a guide of the 180+ key races you should know about, across 32 states.
explore, & find the ones that interest you the most, here: boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...
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It's Back!
With the shutdown, there is no one to remove this statue...
With the shutdown, there is no one to remove this statue...
October 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's Back!
With the shutdown, there is no one to remove this statue...
With the shutdown, there is no one to remove this statue...
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Listen to this Veteran.
I joined the military because of poverty.
The Navy offered what the rest of America didn't. Life outside of a factory and a future.
The Navy offered what the rest of America didn't. Life outside of a factory and a future.
September 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Listen to this Veteran.
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If anyone knows anything about this ICE agent, you can reach me on Signal at marisakabas.04
September 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If anyone knows anything about this ICE agent, you can reach me on Signal at marisakabas.04