swordbard.bsky.social
@swordbard.bsky.social
She/Her, adult. Immortal. Attempting to molt my skin in strange and new forms via the literal consumption of books.
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September 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Hornet and Lace are 100% sonic and shadow but please understand that Hornet is the shadow in their relationship
September 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The first reading for Video Games as literature is defending video games critique under Marxism.

Which I'm trying to figure out, it cannot be the majority of this class holds that art should be understood through economics as a critique against superstructures. Who is this dense against?
September 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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if a dog eats a man there are no limits on its growth for one year. a dog that ate countless men could theoretically grow indefinitely.
September 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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September 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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In this essay, I won't.
September 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Poll Finds Most Desirable Quality In   Romantic Partner Is Being Jacked Centaur
Poll Finds Most Desirable Quality In   Romantic Partner Is Being Jacked Centaur
WEST LONG BRANCH, NJ—With the attribute far outpacing characteristics such as humor, kindness, or wealth, a poll released Monday by Monmouth University found that the most desirable quality in a roman...
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September 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Nice empire of dirt, dude. It would be a shame if I could have it all
September 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Secret antagonism is a good conversation starter.

Everything just flows naturally from there.
I swear, whenever I introduce a GMC who I note as secretly being some antagonistic power in disguise, my players always end up making them a friend, romantic interest, or apprentice, even when I'm not trying to have that happen.

Every. Time.

#ttrpg
September 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Also why as it turns out that God can command people to commit adultery as the pact of marriage is with God so it's not broken on his behalf.
"Hey, look, if *I* decide to kill my son, that's murder. If *God* decides to kill my son, that's just nature! Doesn't matter if he makes me do it!"
August 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Tis impossible I'm afraid, just ran out of book space at the room with this latest batch of plundered books

And my only recompense is to find my storage as there is not other way
I wish it was physically possible to throw out books.
Got all these books out of storage, just sitting around in boxes, covering up my basement, and no where to put them or way to get rid of them.

If only...
August 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
While natural law is generally a very annoying conception to be dealing with.

Aquinas arguing Abraham being told to kill his one and only son is not in violation of said law because God kills everyone eventually is very very funny.
August 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Karas from Tatsunoko vs Capcom Ultimate All-Stars
タツカプより鴉

#tvcuas
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August 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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how to convince people to move over to linux
"freedom of doing anything/open source alternatives" ❌
- too complex
- most people have no idea what it means
- "what is linux"

"you can't run league of legends here" ✅
- straight to the point
- easy to understand
- half of earth's people now use linux
August 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
On one hand it is very joyous being the person who can lift things cause being useful

On the other hand oh my God fridge 2 flights if stairs oh my God it's so hot
August 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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August 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Yes
August 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
While the 12 hour drive to get here was gruelling being here in the morning has innumerable benefits

Such as carrying my fridge up a stair before it gets to 100 degrees
August 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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hey guys check this out

A PRACTICAL GUIDE TO FEMINIZING HRT (15.9k words)

pghrt.diy
A Practical Guide To Feminizing HRT
The futile attempt at answering every possible question for someone looking to trans their sex.
pghrt.diy
August 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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play soulsov 😇✨ gigidigi.itch.io/soulsov
January 7, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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Good Morging NY
August 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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affection
March 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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You don’t understand…none of you understand…! Your feeble human emotions hold you back from perfection! With Jira we can be efficient! We can become immortal! We can become…pure. We can leave behind the flawed world of mortals and create a
New World from its smoldering ashes!!!
August 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Old stomping grounds
June 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM