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Syl Says Spooky Stuff
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some call me skald. others call me when their computer breaks. here for da Poasts bay bee
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Do you think getting a Na’vi avatar body is cheaper than getting bottom surgery and FFS. Like I bet if you were just like “yes sir general sir I need a female avatar body for uhhh guerrilla warfare reasons” you could get a free cat pussy and just sort of fuck off into the woods to do space peyote
December 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Had Bari Weiss just ran the story, it would have been seen by a couple million people tops. The bootleg has now gone viral, and may end up being the most-watched 60 Minutes segment ever. It might be time to rename the Streisand Effect.
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I am not a journalist, but I sure don't understand why every news organization isn't competing to gather this information and release it in the public interest. Literally one of the things I thought the profession was for.
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.

And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official
m.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
#BrueggersOdyssey day 21 double feature. First up is the Chris: rosemary bagel with half sun dried tomato spread and half plain cream cheese
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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BREAKING: AOC has said: Now the coverup is out in the open. This is far from over. Everyone involved will have to answer for this. Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, whole admin. Protecting a bunch of rapists and pedophiles because they have money, power, and connections.
December 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Congressional law stated a full release of all files within 30 days.

What we got was an 11th hour release of a few files that have been heavily redacted.

The administration is in violation of the law. Again. The big question is will anyone do anything about it?
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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We didn’t accept the “18 minute gap” in the Nixon Tapes
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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When they wanted to release the files early this year, they paid $1M in overtime and put 1000 people on it - until they realized what was in the files. Now they’re slow walking the release.
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Schiff: "I think we ought to bring Pam Bondi before the Senate Judiciary Committee demand answers as to why the DOJ has violated the law."
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The Epstein services catalog lists Mar-A-Lago third under "Entertainment"
December 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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the entire debate cis people have about trans people is moronic to start but it’s also a debate most trans people don’t care about, being that if we are viewed as “real women or men” or not. no one gives a fuck. it changes nothing about the reality that transitioning rocks
December 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
#BrueggersOdyssey day 20 is another double feature! First up is the Kendra! Asiago bagel with ham, cheese, and egg whites
December 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.

There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

Well we have corollary:
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Appreciate this letter from MN State Sen Jim Abler (R-Anoka) to POTUS
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
@amyklobuchar.com @smith.senate.gov December reminder that if you vote for any funding agreement that includes anti-trans healthcare bans, you will never get my vote again, and most of your trans and allied constituents feel the same.
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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One of the best pieces of advice I've ever gotten is that your aim should not be to love yourself, but to love BEING yourself.

It became my Northstar. When being who I am feels right, when I feel good about how I'm acting... in short, when it feels fun to be me, I know I'm on the right track.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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They’re not hiding the brutality anymore.
They want you to see it.
They want you to get used to it.👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
#BrueggersOdyssey day 19: the Joe! (Exclamation mark is on the board)
One turkey sausage egg and cheese on rosemary, one 🧄 c bagel was ty Sriracha honey cream cheese.
December 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability

lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...

"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
SVG Filters - Clickjacking 2.0
A novel and powerful twist on an old classic.
lyra.horse
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM