3 defeats, 2 wins, 1 draw for Man United in Premier League with 5 goals scored and 8 conceded. 🤯📉
7 points in 6 games. 12th.
3 defeats, 2 wins, 1 draw for Man United in Premier League with 5 goals scored and 8 conceded. 🤯📉
7 points in 6 games. 12th.
*me, checks lecture notes* I definitely told you.
YOUR TEXTBOOK LEFT OUT-
Me: It is on page 37 and again on 54.
HISTORIANS NEVER ADMIT-
Me: Look will you just admit already that you slept through class?
*me, checks lecture notes* I definitely told you.
YOUR TEXTBOOK LEFT OUT-
Me: It is on page 37 and again on 54.
HISTORIANS NEVER ADMIT-
Me: Look will you just admit already that you slept through class?
ME: *scanning menu* how is the power
WAITER: it’s great
ME: okay i’ll have the power
WAITER: that comes with a side of responsibility, is that okay
ME:
WAITER:
ME: you know what i’ll have the chicken
ME: *scanning menu* how is the power
WAITER: it’s great
ME: okay i’ll have the power
WAITER: that comes with a side of responsibility, is that okay
ME:
WAITER:
ME: you know what i’ll have the chicken
spoon: my job is to scoop
potato masher: my job is to prevent you from opening the drawer
spoon: my job is to scoop
potato masher: my job is to prevent you from opening the drawer
[computer does not respond. computer is a featureless tungsten cube]
thank you, computer
[computer does not respond. computer is a featureless tungsten cube]
thank you, computer
“Haaland? I don’t remember what he did. It’s normal. But anyway, congratulations”.
“Battle, war, provocation is normal and it's also part of the game”.
“It’s over now…”, says via @johncrossmirror.
“Haaland? I don’t remember what he did. It’s normal. But anyway, congratulations”.
“Battle, war, provocation is normal and it's also part of the game”.
“It’s over now…”, says via @johncrossmirror.