Tanuki Takey
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Japanese Fred Armisen
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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do not learn about the phone and its inhabitants. do not keep track of all the different characters, the politicians, the chit chatters who talk about the politicians. learn about metals instead. their properties, their strengths, their stats. control metals and you control fate
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Diving into some of the weirdest freaks I’ve ever looked at, British Royal Family Guys
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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i have an idea for a new type of robotaxi where it's got a little arm sticking out of the side so that if a cop pulls it over it can go for the cop's gun
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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lmao "well i cant use ai i guess i need a big cartoon map? i guess i need dial up and i need to print out 40 pages of mapquest? im real stupid"
the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis

republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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good morning, early birbs
October 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I applaud Stephen miller for choosing to be in the public eye despite having permanent “about to cry” voice
October 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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little tiny head big suit goomba from live action mario bros head ass more like head asscheek it's so small can't even be a whole head ass head ass
September 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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if you didn't take advantage of the rapture hysteria and favorable partisan lean of the supreme court to burgle a bunch of empty houses yesterday you do not possess the grindset necessary to make it in america
September 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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The book would be called The Blowjob Detective and it would be about a guy that solves all of his crimes by sucking off the suspects.
September 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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As a centrist media figure I worry about the damage done to the psyche by posting to a site where one is not immediately inundated with the opinions of every Nazi on earth.

This creates an unrealistic expectation that we should be allowed to live free of Nazis. Free speech is very important to me
September 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Just a reminder you can get my Rude Ravens merch on my Redbubble shop.

www.redbubble.com/people/abz-j...
September 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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I am just going to keep posting that the TX governor recently pardoned a political murderer.

The dude texted "I'm going to shoot protestors", then went and shot a Black Lives Matter protester. He was convicted in a jury trial.

Hard to find a more blatant example of celebrating political violence.
Gov. Greg Abbott pardons Daniel Perry, veteran who killed police brutality protester in 2020
A Travis County jury sentenced Perry to 25 years in prison last year, prompting Abbott to ask the state parole board to review his case.
www.texastribune.org
September 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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HUMAN artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you
September 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The opportunity is there for Nine Inch Nails and Miley Cyrus to do the coolest thing of all time tonight.

youtu.be/BTsW30Ur0sg
Ashley O – On a Roll | Official Music Video
YouTube video by Netflix
youtu.be
September 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Bluesky is an echo chamber. We need to expand our minds by creating an elite underwater city only for specific people who we like. It's the only way
September 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Is it “reverse catfishing” when you pretend to be an AI chatbot but you’re a real person? Something else?
August 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Is anyone else currently getting flooded with NPC accounts on Instagram? Shit like this. I put my account to private, get nothing, but the second I open it back up it starts again
August 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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I attended the Burbank Media industry job fair yesterday, where no one was hiring. At the job fair. The fair for jobs.
August 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Cats love to crunch a mystery item under the bed
August 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM