padishah rat bastard
@tarnationface.bsky.social
proud owner-operator of a consumer grade microwave oven. chemical engineer. he/they
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(punching a meek guy in the stomach) inherit this asshole
December 28, 2024 at 6:04 AM
(punching a meek guy in the stomach) inherit this asshole
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(donkey walks by)
Ah the noble donkey!
(donkey out of earshot)
Foolish beast.
Ah the noble donkey!
(donkey out of earshot)
Foolish beast.
April 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
(donkey walks by)
Ah the noble donkey!
(donkey out of earshot)
Foolish beast.
Ah the noble donkey!
(donkey out of earshot)
Foolish beast.
the bread is essentially the soft underbelly of the sandwich
April 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the bread is essentially the soft underbelly of the sandwich
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They named white mystery airheads after me
March 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
They named white mystery airheads after me
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One more sleep until baseball. The eternal sleep. Death. Baseball is Hell. War is Hell. Baseball is War.
March 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
One more sleep until baseball. The eternal sleep. Death. Baseball is Hell. War is Hell. Baseball is War.
WATCH NOW: The Annoying Orange Gets Political
March 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
WATCH NOW: The Annoying Orange Gets Political
hey there Delilah, what's it like in Dogshit City
March 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
hey there Delilah, what's it like in Dogshit City
they should make more songs about lumps
February 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
they should make more songs about lumps
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My sons Sign and Client are home from their folk wrestling lessons
February 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My sons Sign and Client are home from their folk wrestling lessons
when he falls for your scheme >>>>>>
February 16, 2025 at 8:36 AM
when he falls for your scheme >>>>>>
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Being interviewed for Mud & Leaf magazine
November 9, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Being interviewed for Mud & Leaf magazine
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brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
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Got fired on my first day at the stop sign company but i thought i did a great job
January 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Got fired on my first day at the stop sign company but i thought i did a great job
rolling up to Shark Tank and trying to sell a single exotic cow
January 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
rolling up to Shark Tank and trying to sell a single exotic cow
this movie was fucking crazy. probably the greatest papal thriller of all time
November 16, 2024 at 1:48 AM
this movie was fucking crazy. probably the greatest papal thriller of all time
there's a strong case to be made that cowgirls are the most oppressed class in our society
November 15, 2024 at 8:37 PM
there's a strong case to be made that cowgirls are the most oppressed class in our society
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been getting into bagels
November 13, 2024 at 4:10 PM
been getting into bagels
me when I'm at a bar and see one of my coworkers there
November 13, 2024 at 4:53 AM
me when I'm at a bar and see one of my coworkers there
home from work and absolutely exhausted
October 23, 2023 at 11:29 PM
home from work and absolutely exhausted
reaching that dangerous part of my life where I start to spiritually connect with weezer songs
October 13, 2023 at 11:38 PM
reaching that dangerous part of my life where I start to spiritually connect with weezer songs