Taste Accountant
@tasteaccountant.bsky.social
NYC based birder, musician, and product executive. Chronicling my inevitable mental decline.
#LesserAlper posts are music fandom made stupid
Everyday a new low.
#LesserAlper posts are music fandom made stupid
Everyday a new low.
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Every day a new low.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Later today, Trump will be bragging that he aced the latest test from his doctors and managed to fog a mirror.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Later today, Trump will be bragging that he aced the latest test from his doctors and managed to fog a mirror.
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A grown-ass woman was taking up 2 seats eating a slop bowl on the B. Covid broke everyone.
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
A grown-ass woman was taking up 2 seats eating a slop bowl on the B. Covid broke everyone.
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when the tryptophan hits
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
when the tryptophan hits
People were already have emotional outbursts on the subway at noon.
My guess? This is not going to be a good rush hour for millions of New Yorkers …
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
People were already have emotional outbursts on the subway at noon.
Well, well. Not so easy to find a free recipe that doesn't suck shit after all.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
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AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
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November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Well, well. Not so easy to find a free recipe that doesn't suck shit after all.
Job opening at the dick-sucking factory.
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Job opening at the dick-sucking factory.
Guy who retires to his "Rhymarium" to write dirty limericks.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Guy who retires to his "Rhymarium" to write dirty limericks.
Guy who calls the thesaurus the synonymicon.
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Guy who calls the thesaurus the synonymicon.
Very satisfied to assert something like “that’s a synonymicon, of course” and have it be 💯.
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Very satisfied to assert something like “that’s a synonymicon, of course” and have it be 💯.
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
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Her doorbell plays a bar of Stephen Foster
Her sister never left and look what it cost her
We're gonna live in Nashville and I'll make a career
Out of writing sad songs and gettin' paid by the tear
Her sister never left and look what it cost her
We're gonna live in Nashville and I'll make a career
Out of writing sad songs and gettin' paid by the tear
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Her doorbell plays a bar of Stephen Foster
Her sister never left and look what it cost her
We're gonna live in Nashville and I'll make a career
Out of writing sad songs and gettin' paid by the tear
Her sister never left and look what it cost her
We're gonna live in Nashville and I'll make a career
Out of writing sad songs and gettin' paid by the tear
Fuck turkey.
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Fuck turkey.
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![worlds' okayest dad... • 3m
@swolecialism.bsky.social
[most viscerally personally unpleasant person you've ever met] i'm going to lead a mass movement of the workers](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uutylrjzofmupasln7zq75jm/bafkreie7akecgr36sdwun4jnopviwevy6rywddrl4ep3ygpd66gesxopqm@jpeg)
Forgotten, but not gone.
I asked "whatever happened to Michelle Malkin?" today and got "who?" May MTG meet the same fate.
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Forgotten, but not gone.
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17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
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If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
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oh you think it’s run of the mill? Do you not appreciate quality, reliable millwork? If the mill broke down, if the miller perished, would you mock their efforts? or would you miss the labours you once took for granted?
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
oh you think it’s run of the mill? Do you not appreciate quality, reliable millwork? If the mill broke down, if the miller perished, would you mock their efforts? or would you miss the labours you once took for granted?
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Welcome my son
Welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's all right, we know where you've been
It was a rhetorical question
Welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's all right, we know where you've been
It was a rhetorical question
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Welcome my son
Welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's all right, we know where you've been
It was a rhetorical question
Welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's all right, we know where you've been
It was a rhetorical question
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The media’s institutional collapse into “every man for himself” substackery certainly hasn’t helped matters.
something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The media’s institutional collapse into “every man for himself” substackery certainly hasn’t helped matters.
And this is the dilemma I always find myself with these “American Burlesques,” the characters are colorful and ludicrous, but their depredations cause lasting harm.
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
And this is the dilemma I always find myself with these “American Burlesques,” the characters are colorful and ludicrous, but their depredations cause lasting harm.
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Excellent interview with @mikiberenyi.bsky.social, who explains how touring for foreign bands in the U.S. is untenable (while noting the good parts). So glad I got to see the MB Trio the past two tours here in Chicago (with Gina Birch the second time!).
www.musicconnection.com/artist-profi...
www.musicconnection.com/artist-profi...
Artist Profile: Miki Berenyi Won't Be Back
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November 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Excellent interview with @mikiberenyi.bsky.social, who explains how touring for foreign bands in the U.S. is untenable (while noting the good parts). So glad I got to see the MB Trio the past two tours here in Chicago (with Gina Birch the second time!).
www.musicconnection.com/artist-profi...
www.musicconnection.com/artist-profi...