Paulsgiving
@taulpall64.bsky.social
“bullshit personified” | bassist for Nucaro | nonbinary | KCMO | 28 | 🔞
Pinned
Paulsgiving
@taulpall64.bsky.social
· Nov 13
may the best poster win
leaving responsibly is so difficult. everyone wants you to do more
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
leaving responsibly is so difficult. everyone wants you to do more
bad built butch body is the best alliteration of the decade so far
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
bad built butch body is the best alliteration of the decade so far
without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
a lot of my friends have cool shit going on tonight. unfortunately, rain + couch
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
a lot of my friends have cool shit going on tonight. unfortunately, rain + couch
the one time i went deep sea fishing i got seasick and leaned over the rail to blow chunks all over a school of jellyfish
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
the one time i went deep sea fishing i got seasick and leaned over the rail to blow chunks all over a school of jellyfish
Reposted by Paulsgiving
It's time again to announce Misfit Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It's time again to announce Misfit Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
Reposted by Paulsgiving
I know Paul exists only bc I’ve seen real world objects move in reaction to their touch. such as the ceiling fan.
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I know Paul exists only bc I’ve seen real world objects move in reaction to their touch. such as the ceiling fan.
any drivethru that’s open past 10 pm on weeknights is for the people
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
any drivethru that’s open past 10 pm on weeknights is for the people
a lot of ceilings are 8’ tall which is perfectly normal and acceptable. that gives me 20 inches of headroom. why does a ceiling fan need to be longer than 20 inches. that just feels unnecessary.
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
a lot of ceilings are 8’ tall which is perfectly normal and acceptable. that gives me 20 inches of headroom. why does a ceiling fan need to be longer than 20 inches. that just feels unnecessary.
everyone wants the cool facts they learn on tiktok to be true, no one wants to take ten seconds to see if the creator even bothered to source where they got the cool facts from
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
everyone wants the cool facts they learn on tiktok to be true, no one wants to take ten seconds to see if the creator even bothered to source where they got the cool facts from
moms love to text you about people from your childhood you forgot existed
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
moms love to text you about people from your childhood you forgot existed
cucking is performance art
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
cucking is performance art
help, i haven’t ever bought like a Good Pillow and am in desperate need of one
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
help, i haven’t ever bought like a Good Pillow and am in desperate need of one
cabela’s doesn’t even have wolf shirts on their black friday sale. failed establishment.
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
cabela’s doesn’t even have wolf shirts on their black friday sale. failed establishment.
if the bears win the superbowl i will be convinced that the pope actually has the mandate of God
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
if the bears win the superbowl i will be convinced that the pope actually has the mandate of God
Reposted by Paulsgiving
i'm like if a dipshit was a jackass
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i'm like if a dipshit was a jackass
eating too fast and getting a tummyache is deathly embarrassing
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
eating too fast and getting a tummyache is deathly embarrassing
sneezing dramatically is one of life’s purest joys
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
sneezing dramatically is one of life’s purest joys
#MutualMonday if you could, would you give yourself a footjob?
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
#MutualMonday if you could, would you give yourself a footjob?
got the notification for the avs fourth goal before the third goal lol
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
got the notification for the avs fourth goal before the third goal lol
i’m sorry but you can’t refer to Carly Cosgrove as just Carly. just Carly is Carly Rae Jepsen. respect your elders.
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i’m sorry but you can’t refer to Carly Cosgrove as just Carly. just Carly is Carly Rae Jepsen. respect your elders.
primetime games stop being ass challenge
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
primetime games stop being ass challenge
Romo’s just stupid enough for it to be funny. i appreciate him.
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Romo’s just stupid enough for it to be funny. i appreciate him.
owning a civic is a necessary life experience
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
owning a civic is a necessary life experience